When I get comments like that from the cashier, they're flirting with me. Why? Because I'm 6' 5" and fucking gorgeous.
I did get a school photographer fired once though, he told me to shut up and I threatened to sue the company (hooray frivolousness!) so he got fired. If you want to take pictures of the kids at least be nice. Or have a van with "Free Toys Inside" spray painted on it.
But where are the toys? Wait.... Noooooo!
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#198380 I Hate Some Employees
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on 23 December 2008 - 04:55 PM
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#200744 '08 Highlights
Posted by
on 03 January 2009 - 12:26 AM
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Pros:
Getting validated
Posting a mod that was well recieved
Having VACC agree with some stuff I posted
Hoes:
CX not being around EVER this year
Not getting to any of the wars that I wanted to get to
Getting validated
Posting a mod that was well recieved
Having VACC agree with some stuff I posted
Hoes:
CX not being around EVER this year
Not getting to any of the wars that I wanted to get to
#197186 Twilight Review.
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on 19 December 2008 - 12:52 PM
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This is turning into a patriotic nigra shitfest. Someone please close.
But, how could you think legos are gay? In fact, how can a plastic object like other plastic objects. As far as I know, only piping materials can do that. (male and female connections)
But, how could you think legos are gay? In fact, how can a plastic object like other plastic objects. As far as I know, only piping materials can do that. (male and female connections)
#197124 Twilight Review.
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on 19 December 2008 - 12:35 AM
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Brokeback Mountain was an awesome love story.
#198810 Merry Christmas!
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on 25 December 2008 - 11:07 AM
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Yeah, that makes it all better.O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!
Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.
Well I'm only repeating what friend had written down.
Regardless of unnecessary (and unfunny) vulgarity, Merry Christmas everyone!
#198805 Merry Christmas!
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on 25 December 2008 - 10:33 AM
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O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house
everyone was feeling shitty, even the mouse.
With Mom in the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass,
I just settled in, for nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn, there was such a chatter,
I sprained from my piece, to see what was the matter.
I looked out the window and saw a big dick,
and I knew right a away that it was Old Saint Prick.
He flew down the the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that fucker blew our chimney apart.
Filling the stocking with dubees and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
As he left our house, flying out of sight,
he said, "pissing on y'all, Have a hell of a night!"
Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.
#198973 Merry Christmas!
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on 26 December 2008 - 01:36 PM
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One thing I got was an electric razor. I'm returning it for a longshot and a couple of 2ks. I will be doing a major overhaul to the longshot, and an overhaul to the doubleshot, which I will be paying for separately. Both will be good contributions, and probably will be more recognized than my "You Shot Me All Night Long".
Let's get one thing straight, I needed that electric razor. I really cannot live without one. I'm cutting myself more than a "Good Charlotte" fan. My jugulars have sideburns because I'm afraid to shave them. I guess I will just have to name them and learn to love them... maybe "itchy" and "rashy" or "ugly" and "unsightly" or "foodcatcher" and "flytrap". Most likely I'll name em' toejam and earl, but if you have a better name, PM me.
Let's get one thing straight, I needed that electric razor. I really cannot live without one. I'm cutting myself more than a "Good Charlotte" fan. My jugulars have sideburns because I'm afraid to shave them. I guess I will just have to name them and learn to love them... maybe "itchy" and "rashy" or "ugly" and "unsightly" or "foodcatcher" and "flytrap". Most likely I'll name em' toejam and earl, but if you have a better name, PM me.
#263612 Finding A Blaster For A Friend In A Power Chair.
Posted by
on 28 January 2010 - 10:23 PM
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What about an RF20 hooked up to an air compressor, or maybe a paintball CO2 tank hooked up to one?
#197553 World Of Warcraft
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on 20 December 2008 - 07:47 PM
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A tip for new players: don't play while depressed, sleepy, or hungry. If you do, your mind will develop a dependency on it to function. It's like ice cream, nutritionists will tell you not to eat it right after a breakup, or your body will use ice cream to treat depression.
Heroin does pretty much the same type of thing. Heroin is generally used to fill some void, and then people just get dependent on the stuff. The addiction of gaming and heroin is actually pretty similar.
Oh and Deadshooter, there is a TON of stuff wrong with this world, gaming just isn't illegal, nor as dangerous as most drugs. That's why plenty of people get addicted to gaming.
Heroin does pretty much the same type of thing. Heroin is generally used to fill some void, and then people just get dependent on the stuff. The addiction of gaming and heroin is actually pretty similar.
Oh and Deadshooter, there is a TON of stuff wrong with this world, gaming just isn't illegal, nor as dangerous as most drugs. That's why plenty of people get addicted to gaming.
#198291 World Of Warcraft
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on 23 December 2008 - 12:50 PM
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I heard that there is a dildo in the game that you can beat people with, is that true?
Gravity engineers for life bitch!
Gravity engineers for life bitch!
#197455 World Of Warcraft
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on 20 December 2008 - 01:19 PM
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Having gone through multiple seminars in trying to find my future career, I have found multiple studies stating that gaming is an addiction. People who are addicted, like many other addictions, have some void to fill. They are NOT weak. That would be like saying someone with depression is weak, there is a void with depression too, and things are always put in that void to replace it.
Oh, and applefury, sex can't rock when it breaks your cock.
EDIT: Don't play because my computer is sucky and glame.
Oh, and applefury, sex can't rock when it breaks your cock.
EDIT: Don't play because my computer is sucky and glame.
#206071 Indoor Vs. Outdoor
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on 24 January 2009 - 09:31 PM
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The thing about indoors is when you dance indoors, you can often break something, while there is plenty of room outdoors for dancing. Woot.
#261639 Skype Group Chat
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on 12 January 2010 - 10:44 PM
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Foamfoot
Ben Dover
Call me Foam the fucking foot.
Ben Dover
Call me Foam the fucking foot.
#206532 Indoor Vs. Outdoor
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on 26 January 2009 - 11:08 AM
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That was very painful to see, because you fucking centered it.How about indoor AND outdoor?
I have a walk out basement and we nerf in and out .
It's a blast .
OUTDOORS FO LIFE
#207580 A Few Behind The Scenes Shots From Last Nights Shoot
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on 29 January 2009 - 02:21 PM
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That was really homosexual. I want you to trust me when I say that I will NOT be looking forward to new images.
#207627 A Few Behind The Scenes Shots From Last Nights Shoot
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on 29 January 2009 - 04:42 PM
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Another thing is that I'm not mad. this is funny, I'm having fun right now. I don't know if it's from the shot of morphine in my spine, but yeah. All I'm saying is put some tongue and cheek into it. You also said "Comments are always welcome" so... I win! Yay....You're gonna get controversy over anything like this. You're doing something creative, I'll give you that, but like foam foot, I don't much care for it. If you can't take being told something is gay, I'd suggest not posting it on the internet. You take that risk. Get over it.
Talio.
At least you are posting pics rather than claiming you electroplated a longshot.
#207590 A Few Behind The Scenes Shots From Last Nights Shoot
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on 29 January 2009 - 03:13 PM
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That guy with white hair is a chick? Please note: I removed all the useless spacinglol, everyones a critic. And you are right. nothings gayer then a hot chick, and a swat guy.That was really homosexual. I want you to trust me when I say that I will NOT be looking forward to new images.
You have a nice day there foamfoot
-NAI-
Good sir, let me assure you that what was posted right there was, without a doubt, gay. This isn't a dress-up forum. You put vacuum parts on your guns and ran around in the sewers wearing black clothing. I have nothing against having a good looking blaster, or even having them fit a theme, but... you look like you take this so... seriously. This is a hobby that involves plastic guns and foam darts. Go post this on a fucking prop forum. Or at least just put it in the paintjobs and pictures thread.
#189317 Nerf Tank
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on 12 November 2008 - 06:23 PM
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You live across the country from me, but you are hereby banned from any wars that I host.Please. If I saw this, the first thing I would do is run full force at it, break it/knock it over, and blast whoever was inside. Fuck 3-15, whether I got shot or not, I would be so offended by this, I would be unable to control my urge to destroy it. In conclusion, I concur with shadowkid33.
As for rules, maybe just have a certain number of hits before the tank and everyone in it were destroyed. Or you could make it a rule that if any dart goes in the hatch, everyone dies.
#207919 Steelers Vs. Cardinals
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on 30 January 2009 - 05:38 PM
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I have no regrets... other than this accidental double-post.
#208210 Steelers Vs. Cardinals
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on 31 January 2009 - 12:48 PM
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added that hilarious quote to my signature, while playing with my buttholeFoam foot, I just want you to know that you are a gaping blackness that sucks all light and happiness into it. Everytime you post, I feel a little worse about my life. This isn't like a warning or anything, I just wanted you to know that you may be the most unpleasant person ever.
Talio.
#207918 Steelers Vs. Cardinals
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on 30 January 2009 - 05:35 PM
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I dislike football, but Steelers beat my hometown (Seattle) in the Superbowl, so the cards are my pick.
#198883 Good Indoor Stock Primarys And Secondarys?
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on 25 December 2008 - 09:55 PM
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I would not buy one of those for the price listed, under $20 at the most for a speedloader. Amazon sellers just like to diddle you, and then feed mushrooms to your cat.If your willing to buy online, get a speedloader ,it has been very effective and reliable from my experiences.
#251454 Puget Sound Nerf War
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on 23 September 2009 - 08:15 PM
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YESH.
Mark me as a maybe. Looks fantastic.
Mark me as a maybe. Looks fantastic.
#196088 How Long Do You Think You'll Be Nerfing?
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on 14 December 2008 - 01:12 PM
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You shut up about my other hobbies... Base jumping.You're absolutely right, because things like snorting crack and BASE jumping are much more healthy.I really don't think that Nerf is a very healthy addiction but I intend to stick around a bit longer.
As far as I can see, I'm like a juggalo: I'm down fo life, yo.
#258136 Need A Volunteer For The Mod Directory
Posted by
on 06 December 2009 - 01:27 AM
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News
I vote for myself to become a moderator.
I'll pay you 5 dollars over paypal to withdraw that.
#191403 The New Xbox Experience
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on 23 November 2008 - 11:49 AM
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I love it how the Wii's firmware is pretty annoying, yet everyone is attempting to follow it's mold.
I do admit that Miis are not as good as some of the other avatar type things on PS3 and Xbox. At least they got something right.
I do admit that Miis are not as good as some of the other avatar type things on PS3 and Xbox. At least they got something right.
#192035 The New Xbox Experience
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on 26 November 2008 - 01:18 AM
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The NXE is...well its a Microsoft idea. You still have to give them props for trying. And truly the Netflix instant watch is just excellent. The 8-way chat is good for when you are having clan meetings, or trying to talk to friends in different games. But the avatars are a slight rip off of the Mii's, and the fact that there are only 4 games out for your avatars costing 10 dollars a piece.
But sadly...I got...THE RINGS. Thats right RROD. Blast the design team who put looks over reliability.
Could someone tell me why viva pinata won't run ever since the update?
Edit: Never mind, disc was upside-down.
#257502 A Declaration To My Fellow Nerfers
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on 29 November 2009 - 03:35 AM
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Fuck extrospectives.
People run and jump around and do this shit because it's human nature for structures to collapse. Hell, this is pretty much relating to Neitzsche's "Beyond Good and Evil". We're just being pricks to discharge our strength.
Look, the community is the way it is because of two kinds of people: people who over-analyze the deterioration of the communities past structures (I'd probably be put into this), and people who just want to be awesome.
Writing out a big analyzation like this is just going to fuel the "Awesomeness" garbage. People will keep worshiping the admins, praise them as the damn voice of truth, and conflict and shit will arise, keeping the community on the forum, not online.
All you're seeing is just what happens when a ton of people get together. Things change, we become some sort of a hive mind, and we all start analyzing ourselves, and ranking each other in some Cocker Spaniel pecking war.
And, the thing is, I, and everyone else, are at fault here. Nobody plays games anymore. We analyze shit, and in addition to that, we try and best each other as any human would do. When we best eachother, we create a very sturdy cardboard box fort, but, it's going to eventually hit the cieling, we won't be able to build anymore box fort, and life will suck because mom is pissed at us for breaking the chandelier with the boxes.
People run and jump around and do this shit because it's human nature for structures to collapse. Hell, this is pretty much relating to Neitzsche's "Beyond Good and Evil". We're just being pricks to discharge our strength.
Look, the community is the way it is because of two kinds of people: people who over-analyze the deterioration of the communities past structures (I'd probably be put into this), and people who just want to be awesome.
Writing out a big analyzation like this is just going to fuel the "Awesomeness" garbage. People will keep worshiping the admins, praise them as the damn voice of truth, and conflict and shit will arise, keeping the community on the forum, not online.
All you're seeing is just what happens when a ton of people get together. Things change, we become some sort of a hive mind, and we all start analyzing ourselves, and ranking each other in some Cocker Spaniel pecking war.
And, the thing is, I, and everyone else, are at fault here. Nobody plays games anymore. We analyze shit, and in addition to that, we try and best each other as any human would do. When we best eachother, we create a very sturdy cardboard box fort, but, it's going to eventually hit the cieling, we won't be able to build anymore box fort, and life will suck because mom is pissed at us for breaking the chandelier with the boxes.
#192031 The E-tape 5k
Posted by
on 26 November 2008 - 12:44 AM
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Modifications
I'm sure we are all happy that you are trying to contribute, and I applaud you for doing so.
However, unless your modification has something significantly new that effects it's performance, it belongs in This Thread.
However, unless your modification has something significantly new that effects it's performance, it belongs in This Thread.
#194982 Bitchslayer
Posted by
on 09 December 2008 - 04:24 PM
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Sorry, my earlier post must have seemed more serious that I thought it would, I was joking. This may be, by far the most well-balanced gun ever, as far as range and rof goes, but you'd need to work on the legality thing. Study up on this.
#202460 Mg42 Longshot Help
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on 10 January 2009 - 07:57 PM
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General Nerf
Due to the bolt sled, that is MUCH easier said than done.Put a Mav turret into it and make so that a breech is able to enter though the back of the turret
#194954 Bitchslayer
Posted by
on 09 December 2008 - 01:04 PM
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That's great, but it's a semi-auto thing that could beat a titans ass. Definitely banned at any war I host. I honestly think that the ROF to range ratio should cap somewhere. This is just too powerful, and we already have a problem with that at wars nowadays.
But, it looks fun as hell to use, good job.
But, it looks fun as hell to use, good job.
#284198 Is The Nerf Tactical Vest Worth The $30?
Posted by
on 28 August 2010 - 01:32 PM
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General Nerf
No.
#265088 Nerf Marauder Longsword Reinforcement
Posted by
on 11 February 2010 - 07:08 PM
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These are magical swords.Oh I feel stupid, I ment 11 Feet.
#204402 Wierd Computer Problem
Posted by
on 18 January 2009 - 12:31 PM
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Look at boise's sig, yes my awesomeness has graced it, but if you look at the point in it, it is telling you that Linux is different, and you may need some help switching to an alternative system.
I've had one of these, I just ran all the scans and everything was fine.
I've had one of these, I just ran all the scans and everything was fine.
#204689 Wierd Computer Problem
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on 19 January 2009 - 12:28 PM
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I can use linux, I just believe that it is somewhat undeserving of the praise that it receives. Don't get me wrong, linux is a good OS, and better than windows, it's kinda an Ocarina of Time type of thing. Yes it's great, and definantly better than windows, but it still has some flaws, it's not made by god, not even Ubuntu Christian Edition.Don't hate something you specifically can't use. Maybe you wouldn't hate linux if I told you some things about it. Your router, and modem are both running Linux (You have a modem for cable, dsl, 56k, whatever). Your DVD player may be based on linux. A tivo is running linux. If linux hadn't evolved, you wouldn't be able to use these items nearly as well as you can now. You have a graphical installer, which is much more comprehensive than the windows installer on most major distros. Also, with Knoppix, the livecd era came about. I used an Ubuntu liveCD to save my windows install.Look at boise's sig, yes my awesomeness has graced it, but if you look at the point in it, it is telling you not to get linux. Only get linux if you have good knowledge of your computer, and what it's made of. In my personal opinion, anything that requires that much knowledge of a user is shit. I hate linux, don't burn me.
I've had one of these, I just ran all the scans and everything was fine.
Linux is by far better than windows, and really, it has amazed me in many ways, but it's not as perfect as people make it out to be, at least from a users standpoint.
#205168 Wierd Computer Problem
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on 21 January 2009 - 05:03 PM
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How could someone get a virus from something external? Did they buy a flash drive from the black market?
Virus knowledge has never been one of my strong points...
Virus knowledge has never been one of my strong points...
#205817 Wierd Computer Problem
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on 23 January 2009 - 10:46 PM
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A friend just showed me his linux laptop and PSP, holy shit. Guess I got the wrong version or something...
#232379 Dremel Accident
Posted by
on 25 May 2009 - 07:51 AM
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General Nerf
You know what? I think we all know that we are supposed to wear eye protection. Those who are going to wear it already do, and those who forget, or are just plain stupid do not. Heck, even if someone did not know that you need to wear eye protection when using a 30k rpm dremel, they must be too stupid to read the warning on the dremel, much less the stories explained here.
