#1
Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:53 PM
4 hatches and 1 turret
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#2
Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:01 PM
How is it going to be propelled? Who's going to allow it at a war? Why is it even necessary?
#3
Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:16 PM
If this actually develops you have to paint a giant Nerf logo on the side.
Is it meant to just sit there, or do you actually think your going to build a working, moving, Nerf dart shooting turreted tank?
I lubed it again and again, I don't see what an extra 2 centimeters does. I don't think I will cut it off.
#4
Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:34 PM
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#5
Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:56 PM
If you had searched, you would have discovered the opinion of tanks in nerf without getting flamed.
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#6
Posted 12 November 2008 - 03:59 PM
#7
Posted 12 November 2008 - 04:16 PM
Please. If I saw this, the first thing I would do is run full force at it, break it/knock it over, and blast whoever was inside. Fuck 3-15, whether I got shot or not, I would be so offended by this, I would be unable to control my urge to destroy it. In conclusion, I concur with shadowkid33.
Overreact much? Yeah, it's silly. But that wouldn't give you the right to destroy it, no matter how much you were "offended".
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#8
Posted 12 November 2008 - 04:22 PM
#9
Posted 12 November 2008 - 04:34 PM
#10
Posted 12 November 2008 - 04:50 PM
You could probably used this for a scenario match and use titans/LBB/BBBBs as anti-tank weapons, but I'm not a big fan of objective-based matches. Other than that, I so no practicality in a nerf tank, but by all means, don't let us stop you. Build it and rain foamy death upon whoever you see fit . That should be the objective of every nerfer. Nerf on.
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#11
Posted 12 November 2008 - 04:59 PM
Nerf wars are not supposed to resemble real wars. They are more about sprinting, dodging, aiming, and reloading. NOT sneaking, snlping, hiding, or being protected by some sort of tank. Seriously, go to a nerf war, and see what would be useful and what would not.
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#12
Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:17 PM
It looks quite similar to this military jeep Link
This would also make the game more practical and fair due to the toy vehicles greatly low speed. It would increase the fun even more in my opinion if everyone has some walkie-talkie or some means of communication. The teams would have to obviously be on different channels as to not give away the enemy positions. Maybe this could become a new game type if other people like the idea.
This is a funny idea, but i think it is defiantly worth a try. If anyone has a toy vehicle and would like to experiment , please try it out at a war with your friends, and tell us if it works, and if it has any real Nerf war potential.
-Cheesypiza001
Edited by cheesypiza001, 12 November 2008 - 07:14 PM.
#13
Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:26 PM
Well... so is your spelling.THIS THREAD IS AN Effeminate PHAIL
On topic: This would HAVE to be florescent or some onlooker would freak out. Although you could make it out of a go-cart and have a titan on top and a vulcan underneath like a real tank.
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#14
Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:31 PM
We're located in I-Don't-Give-a-Damn County, in scenic Shut-the-Hell-Up-achussets.
Maybe you're familiar with our annual charity drive where we ask for shit, and no one gives any.
#15
Posted 12 November 2008 - 05:49 PM
oh by the way: CARS HURT!!!
That's about it. And thanks Angela who helped me with these pictures.. It looks huge in her hands.
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#17
Posted 12 November 2008 - 06:23 PM
You live across the country from me, but you are hereby banned from any wars that I host.Please. If I saw this, the first thing I would do is run full force at it, break it/knock it over, and blast whoever was inside. Fuck 3-15, whether I got shot or not, I would be so offended by this, I would be unable to control my urge to destroy it. In conclusion, I concur with shadowkid33.
As for rules, maybe just have a certain number of hits before the tank and everyone in it were destroyed. Or you could make it a rule that if any dart goes in the hatch, everyone dies.
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#18
Posted 12 November 2008 - 06:53 PM
Yeah this is a slight over-reaction on my part but let me explain. My deep rooted dislike for plywood tanks comes from my paintballing days. I played a reenactment of the Battle on Hoth from Star Wars, and similar structures were used to represent AT-ATs. They were much more rudimentary in design than what has been proposed here, and were still impossible to take down. Seriously. It took us like 2 hours to get everyone inside of that thing out, and there were only 6 people in it. Versus like 15 outside of it. With semi-automatic weaponry. Firing all at once. Did I mention 2 hours? It would be the anti-fun if used in a nerf situation, because nothing would be effective against it. You could create some kind of special rule system, but it would be really hard to make balanced.You live across the country from me, but you are hereby banned from any wars that I host.
#19
Posted 12 November 2008 - 07:03 PM
If it were like 30 shots till it was blown I'd just load up a couple magstrikes and pummel you with darts.
I'm thinking such a structure would need to be stationary tho. And of course it would not be allowed unless there were one for each team unless it were an assault type scenario.
I just noticed you're in WA. If you actually intend on building one of these and bringing it to a war you might want to talk with one of the local guys that organize the wars around here (me being one of them) before bringing it. If the majority of the guys aren't down with it it will get no play time.
Edited by Blacksunshine, 12 November 2008 - 07:09 PM.
#20
Posted 12 November 2008 - 07:13 PM
Put a vulcan on top of it along with an RF20. Then stick a titan in the front.
#21
Posted 12 November 2008 - 08:46 PM
added that hilarious quote to my signature, while playing with my butthole!Please. If I saw this, the first thing I would do is run full force at it, break it/knock it over, and blast whoever was inside. Fuck 3-15, whether I got shot or not, I would be so offended by this, I would be unable to control my urge to destroy it. In conclusion, I concur with shadowkid33.
Offtopic: You go hit by a car?!?!?!?Well I've done this with a wheelchair in underground parking lot.
oh by the way: CARS HURT!!!
On topic: Are you done making it yet?
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#22
Posted 12 November 2008 - 08:50 PM
On topic: Are you done making it yet?
How the fuck could he make it in about 6 hours?
I highly doubt this will work. Good luck.
#23
Posted 12 November 2008 - 08:54 PM
On a different note, I think it would be cool to take a simple RC car toy and integrate a vulcan on top. Rewire the vulcan so that the car remote control can fire it. Then, put it on a circular platform above the car that could be spun with a motor via the same remote control, and you've got pretty cool weapon.
Of course, I have never been to a war, so my idea is probably just Effeminate fail and would not be fun at all in an actual war, but it's interesting to think about, considering how simple it would be to accomplish.
Edited by tennis8668, 12 November 2008 - 08:54 PM.
#24
Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:14 PM
It is about a nerf tank. Nerf Tanks are generally extremely erotic here.
Also, A plywood tank would be useless in a nerf war. It would be bulky, slow, and would only be useful for people who would camp anyway. If I saw a plywood tank I would just ignore it and work around it. It can only be in one place at a time.
A cardboard tank would be dangerous. It encourages the use of high powered nerf blasters that have the potential to hurt someone who is not wearing the cardboard armor. Also, darts have been know to come apart, leaving the smaller and more dangerous head to hurt someone inside upon penetrating the tank.
Lastly, I don't think you'll actually build it. This concept has been around for a long time and nobody has done it yet because of the necessary investment of money and time. It's dumb.
#25
Posted 12 November 2008 - 10:23 PM
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