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#1 k9turrent

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:42 AM

Merry Christmas!!!

From My friend:

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house
everyone was feeling shitty, even the mouse.
With Mom in the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass,
I just settled in, for nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn, there was such a chatter,
I sprained from my piece, to see what was the matter.
I looked out the window and saw a big dick,
and I knew right a away that it was Old Saint Prick.
He flew down the the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that fucker blew our chimney apart.
Filling the stocking with dubees and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
As he left our house, flying out of sight,
he said, "pissing on y'all, Have a hell of a night!"

Edited by k9turrent, 25 December 2008 - 10:07 AM.

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That's about it. And thanks Angela who helped me with these pictures.. It looks huge in her hands.


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Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:43 AM

Merry Christmas everyone, hope it is a good one for everyone and that you got everything you wanted. Nice poem.
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#3 mystefansdontflystraight

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:44 AM

Merry christmas everyone. May FrankenMod serve you in battle well, K9!
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It's just screaming to be rearloading...

I seen a movie about that once.



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Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:55 AM

Merry Christmas Men. Have a HELL of a modding day!
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 10:33 AM

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house
everyone was feeling shitty, even the mouse.
With Mom in the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass,
I just settled in, for nice piece of ass.
When out on the lawn, there was such a chatter,
I sprained from my piece, to see what was the matter.
I looked out the window and saw a big dick,
and I knew right a away that it was Old Saint Prick.
He flew down the the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that fucker blew our chimney apart.
Filling the stocking with dubees and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
As he left our house, flying out of sight,
he said, "pissing on y'all, Have a hell of a night!"

O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!

Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.

Edited by Foamfoot, 25 December 2008 - 10:40 AM.

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#6 BustaNinja

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 10:34 AM

Merry Christmas to all. Hope you all got the true meaning of Christmas. A gift no money can buy.

Man, now I'm tempted to post the poem for Crt+alt+dlt. Maybe later.
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#7 k9turrent

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 10:57 AM

O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!

Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.


Well I'm only repeating what friend had written down.
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That's about it. And thanks Angela who helped me with these pictures.. It looks huge in her hands.


HOLY CRAP!

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#8 Foamfoot

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 11:07 AM

O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!

Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.


Well I'm only repeating what friend had written down.

Yeah, that makes it all better.

Regardless of unnecessary (and unfunny) vulgarity, Merry Christmas everyone!

Edited by Foamfoot, 25 December 2008 - 11:26 AM.

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#9 BustaNinja

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 11:27 AM

O HAHAHA UR SO FUNNEZ!!!

Jesus christ. Yea, let's all go fuck up tradition by attempting to be funny through being a vulgar prick.


Well I'm only repeating what friend had written down.

Yeah, that makes it all better.

Regardless of unnecessary (and unfunny) vulgarity, Merry Christmas everyone!

Do you just wake up with a stick in your vagina or something? My god man. Just be light hearted. Its not that big of a deal.

By the way, I kinda liked it. It made me chuckle, but then again, I laugh when old people fall down.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 11:33 AM

My brother is awesome.

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He also got my a Muilt-Tool. But it was my parents that got me a BLACK AND DECKER RTX 3-Speed Rotary Tool! :D They also got me a true Dremel accessory kit with a bunch more bits and sanding pads and etc. :D

And my Sister made me a Scarf that has my name in Binary. :)

Merry Christmas everybody!

Edited by Galaxy613, 25 December 2008 - 11:34 AM.

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 11:50 AM

HAHA, Hillarious poem. I got a flip mino, 2 Itunes cards for my ipod. And some awesome pajamas with skulls on them, the skulls have santa hats! This is just the presents from my aunts. My dad, and his girlfriend still got me a shit load of crap. Can't wait to open it.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 12:20 PM

My brother is awesome.

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He also got my a Muilt-Tool. But it was my parents that got me a BLACK AND DECKER RTX 3-Speed Rotary Tool! :D They also got me a true Dremel accessory kit with a bunch more bits and sanding pads and etc. :D

And my Sister made me a Scarf that has my name in Binary. :)

Merry Christmas everybody!

My mom got me an ACE gift card too, but it was a roll of cash. On the note it said "Universal ACE gift certificate. (then just ran out)" and I loled.

Dude, how is the Black and Decker? I was looking for a replacement for my Dremel. As much as I like it, I tore the rotation thing, so it spins, but it lost all its torque.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 12:30 PM

Merry Christmas everyone!
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 12:40 PM

I thought the poem was funny....

Merry Christmas!

Edited by Vistagecko, 25 December 2008 - 12:40 PM.

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 12:48 PM

Dude, how is the Black and Decker? I was looking for a replacement for my Dremel. As much as I like it, I tore the rotation thing, so it spins, but it lost all its torque.


It's very nice, I just got it today so I don't know it's durablity...My Dad said he found lots of good reviews on it so he bought this for me.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:18 PM

I got the 10.8V Cordless Dremel. I just like cordless stuff. Oh and watch out on B&D the tool itself is decent but wears out quick (4 months) or at least for my standards (1year minimum). Merry Christmas.

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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:22 PM

What if I'm Jewish or Buddhist? ... The term you are looking for is "Happy Holidays"
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:35 PM

Nice poem. I got a Vulcan and a BBB and a bunch of other stuff. Merry Christmas!
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:40 PM

What if I'm Jewish or Buddhist? ... The term you are looking for is "Happy Holidays"


You need to shut the fuck up.

If you are Jewish then make a Hanukkah thread. Don't ruin Christmas.

Merry Christmas mother fucker.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:48 PM

Merry Christmas to everyone, Hope you had a great one and got all the stuff you wanted..(nerf guns). For Christmas I got a dermal. Have a nice Christmas!
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 02:29 PM

Merry christmas I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.(wich I don't have)
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 02:45 PM

Ah.. the time of Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone, and I got 20$ bucks from my mom. Thats it :)
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 02:55 PM

Oh since we are saying what we got, I got a dremel, and a workbench.
I got 100$ cash from various aunts and uncles, Im gonna go to TRU on saturday.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 03:03 PM

I got an LS, Vulcan, Ka-Bar (F---ing sharp), nice watch (300$), clothes, $$$, odd flippy knife thing... and... other stuff.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 03:14 PM

I had a pretty shitty christmas haul myself, the only notable things are the video game Mass Effect and a Lonshot. Oh well, I suppose the break from school is the best gift of all. YAY!
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