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[umpshaplapa]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting has a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the other direction.

Where did you get that pump? I didn't know that they were so expensive.

[sputnik]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck can swim through land.

Why does he take a bat with him when goes to the bathroom?
So in case he shits a wildcat, he can beat it to death.

win.

[slowguitarman]

PointBlank, on Mar 23 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

Alkorion, on Mar 23 2009, 09:45 PM, said:

I bet that beast shoot though tin can!

Actually, it can. And with the proper metal tipped dart it can shoot through a full one. (I can make a video if you don't believe me)

It isn't hard to get a Titan to shoot through a can. I shot through one side of a Bondo can from six feet using a piece of foam that had the end wrapped in masking tape.

[Fome]

PointBlank, on Mar 23 2009, 07:58 PM, said:

Actually, it can. And with the proper metal tipped dart it can shoot through a full one. (I can make a video if you don't believe me)

I'm fairly sure that would constitute some sort of "death-dart" and is a practice that is greatly discouraged on this site.

back seat modding, yeah yeah.

[Homestarune]

Chuck Norris has a nerf snіper rifle. Chuck Norris beat the Horsemen, The Magnificent Seven, The Lawn Chair Mafia, and The Gnome Liberation Front with a stock Scout.

I don't think I've ever seen a Titan minimized that small. In fact, I it rather comical that the barrel and stock are that much longer than the actual Titan.

[slowguitarman]

Holy crap! loser. losing.

EDIT: for a minute there, I thought the filter was gone. Wonder why it didn't edit Homestarune's post...

Edited by slowguitarman, 24 March 2009 - 10:41 AM.

[PointBlank]

slowguitarman, on Mar 24 2009, 10:39 AM, said:

Holy crap! loser. losing.

EDIT: for a minute there, I thought the filter was gone. Wonder why it didn't edit Homestarune's post...

Huh?

[slowguitarman]

PointBlank, on Mar 24 2009, 11:43 AM, said:

slowguitarman, on Mar 24 2009, 10:39 AM, said:

Holy crap! loser. losing.

EDIT: for a minute there, I thought the filter was gone. Wonder why it didn't edit Homestarune's post...

Huh?

Any words that involve sn1p1ng and the like are edited automatically by a filter, but in Homestarune's post, the word wasn't edited.

[Nerf Bros]

Very nice... clean too...

"The only thing more deadly then an atomic bomb is Chuck Noris with a BB gun..."

-nerfbros

[TheBolt]

Chuck Noris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Noris will not blend (let's see if anyone gets that reference). To find a list of animals Chuck Noris dislikes look at the extinct and endangered animals list. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. It's said that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteor, that is true if you call Chuck Noris a meteor. Chuck Noris tears cure cancer, too bad that he never cries. Fossils are formed when Chuck Noris kicks something into the ground. When donating blood, Chuck Noris requires a hand gun and a bucket. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself. Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?". Superman was created as a Chuck Noris warm up. Ninjas exist only to hide from Chuck Noris. A single hair from Chuck Noris's beard can grant you three wishes, then kill you. Chuck Noris has kicked every "Chuck Noris" I have written into capitalization.

On topic, great mod.

Edited by TheBolt, 24 March 2009 - 02:36 PM.

[diamondbacknf1626]

slowguitarman, on Mar 24 2009, 11:44 AM, said:

PointBlank, on Mar 24 2009, 11:43 AM, said:

slowguitarman, on Mar 24 2009, 10:39 AM, said:

Holy crap! loser. losing.

EDIT: for a minute there, I thought the filter was gone. Wonder why it didn't edit Homestarune's post...

Huh?

Any words that involve sn1p1ng and the like are edited automatically by a filter, but in Homestarune's post, the word wasn't edited.

Yeah, that happened in another thread, but nobody realized it. I can't remember which it was. eat shit, loser, losing, sniped, eat shit, eat shit, eat shit.

EDIT- Damn, the filter holds strong. Except for sniped, that made it through. But still, has anyone ever heard of the "eat shit" filter? That made me laugh for a long time. I just typed "sn1per" a ton of times, and from the second time on, it became that. Also, like I said before, again, great mod. If I do this mod for fun though, I'll probably use a different style shoulder stock. Still using the PVC fittings, just a different shape. The breech looks cool too.

Edited by diamondbacknf1626, 24 March 2009 - 02:07 PM.

[mystefansdontflystraight]

Nice mod, now it just needs a shotgun attachment.

EDIT:
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Edited by mystefansdontflystraight, 24 March 2009 - 02:12 PM.

[b00m13]

When Michael Jackson wanted to turn white, he asked Chuck Norris to say "boo"

(that scared the black off of him)





Now on topic, I like how comfortable the position of the pump is, but I would have chosen a different breech (I notice you're using the opening on the inner tube and moving the outer tube to close the seal; I would prefer the opposite). Here's an example, I made this one for one of my spring-ers yesterday morning~

[Nerfilla]

Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at the book until he gets the information he wants.

If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.



Anyway, great mod, very clean.

[PointBlank]

I made another stock for it, I will add this picture to the main post also. I believe that this one suits the gun more, but I still like the other one.

[nerfnerd88]

Nice Job, real clean. I like the stock on the minimized Titan.

Off-Topic: Do anyone else's Nerf Wars allow the use of titans that shoot stock darts?

[PointBlank]

nerfnerd88, on Mar 24 2009, 04:10 PM, said:

Nice Job, real clean. I like the stock on the minimized Titan.

Off-Topic: Do anyone else's Nerf Wars allow the use of titans that shoot stock darts?

Does this mean that you have one that does? I think that more people should allow them in wars... they aren't that bad. Although having a shotgun attachment handy would be helpfull.



Anyways, I am painting it tomorrow. =] So I should have the final pictures then.

Edited by PointBlank, 25 March 2009 - 08:15 PM.

[halfway33]

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bike with no wheels through rubber cement while towing fifty 18 wheelers on each eyelash, frozen in carbonite by his little bitch Darth Vader, and on 40 doses of anesthetic used for Liza Minelli. Good mod. I accually just made that one up to be perfectly honest.

[serpent sniper]

halfway33, on Mar 25 2009, 10:21 PM, said:

I accually just made that one up to be perfectly honest.

We can tell.


ON TOPIC:

PointBlank, what means did you use to connect the pump to the tubing? I'd like to replace the pump on my titan and am worried about making an airtight seal.

[PointBlank]

serpent loser, on Mar 25 2009, 11:57 PM, said:

halfway33, on Mar 25 2009, 10:21 PM, said:

I accually just made that one up to be perfectly honest.

We can tell.


ON TOPIC:

PointBlank, what means did you use to connect the pump to the tubing? I'd like to replace the pump on my titan and am worried about making an airtight seal.

I took one of the valves from a bicycle inner tube and stuck it into the tubing, then i simply attached the bicycle pump directly onto it. I can put up some pics if you like.

[serpent sniper]

If it's not a hassle, pics would be much appreciated.

Nice work though. I'm excited to see the paint.

[SchizophrenicMC]

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is still alive.

And if she is, she's hospitalized for third-degree burns... YOU KNOW WHERE.

Chuck Norris can see vampires in a mirror.

Chuck Norris kicked the ground so hard, the crust melted and shot out, forming the moon.

Chuck Norris killed Mars.

Chuck Norris can escape a black hole.

Chuck Norris can sharpshoot with a nerf gun.

Chuck Norris eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast... AND ENJOYS IT.


On-topic: Jeez, how much smaller can people make these things?

[nerfnerd88]

SchizophrenicMC, on Mar 26 2009, 07:52 PM, said:

On-topic: Jeez, how much smaller can people make these things?

My Titan shell broke so I put it in an AT2K and made it shoot stock darts.





The tape is only temporary to hold the tank while I glue it in.

It gets around 120 with taggers and 130 with whistlers.

Because of my set up I can now choose between 1/2in PVC or 1/2in CPVC to use as a barrel so it shoots stock and homemade darts. (No ranges on the homemades)

[firstblood]

Wow once again you have out done yourself. Nice mod I still have the welt from it from the other day. =P

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
(I don't know if any one said that one already but that's my favorite.)

Edited by firstblood, 27 March 2009 - 12:15 PM.

[PointBlank]

firstblood, on Mar 27 2009, 12:12 PM, said:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun under is pillow.
(I don't know if any one said that one already but that's my favorite.)

Huh?

Edit: Oh

Edited by PointBlank, 27 March 2009 - 12:17 PM.