216 replies to this topic

[sasquatch]

I know I wasn't there for this incident, but let me just apologize, for everyone involved. We're very sorry that your girlfriend was fat. But hey, look at the bright side; with some creative wardrobe arrangements you might be able to convince people that you, in fact, have two slim girlfriends, as opposed to one fat one.

Look at you...livin' the dream.

VACC

Jesus, you just don't get it at all. I don't care that my then girlfriend had a weight issue, I really don't. It's the fact that you guys only saw that and feel the need to point it out. It's rude and asinine. Especially to say it when you're around all of us. Say it when we're not around and I won't give a shit. Just don't say it in front of us.

And you are also just reinforcing my point that you're a bunch of assholes.

Basically what I'm saying is... *ahem* Fuck you.

[VACC]

Jeez, I'm sorry. I really didn't think my comments would upset you like that. I thought you had balls. Clearly I had mistakenly identified what must be your gigantic camel toe. These things happen. I'll be more careful in my future assumptions.


VACC

[Falcon]

Vacc, you've been away for too long. SPOON's the one with the Camel toe...get your fucking facts straight!

[CaptainSlug]

I guess the chip on my should comes from the general serious business vibe I get from most of the Easties. And that was in person as well as on the forums. In general, I hate people who think they're hot shit, even if they are.

Especially if they're not. Not saying you're BAD per se, just not how good you seem to think you are.

Shit son, where else on this forum have I ever up-sold myself? You really fell for my post hard didn't you?
You're so convinced about the East Coast based on your very brief encounters with us under special circumstances that your mind is made up and nothing will change it.

I guess the chip on my should comes from the general serious business vibe I get from most of the Easties. And that was in person as well as on the forums.

Why would I own an iPod? Those are for trendwhores.

Your constant need to defend that big long post of yours is becoming increasingly cute. Like "Oh, look at him flail" kind of cute.

Dude, quit hitting on me, it's disgusting.
If you're still mad when I show up you can try to magic missile me to death. This is you isn't it?

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 11:58 AM.

[Draconis]

Wow... What a ridiculous fail of an argument. Aren't you guys all friends? And if not, then why the fuck would you want to nerf together?

[CaptainSlug]

Aren't you guys all friends?

No. And I'm definitely not friends with everyone I have ever Nerfed with. I enjoy shooting people I don't like even more than I enjoy shooting people I do like.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 02:04 PM.

[Draconis]

Aren't you guys all friends?

No. And I'm definitely not friends with everyone I have ever Nerfed with. I enjoy shooting people I don't like even more than I enjoy shooting people I do like.

You might want to get that checked. They have whole genres of porn for people like that.

[ShatteredDreams]

Alright, seriously, I thought it was amusing last night when I had been drinking for awhile, but reading it now.. are you guys serious?

It's a fucking nerf war. You know- toy guns, girlish screaming, lot's of laughs at the accidental shit that happens. People have fun, or they don't, hang out with people they haven't seen since last 'geddon and enjoy themselves over a couple cold beers and some jam sessions afterwords.

How the fuck did this turn into a little piss-fest? Get over it, go fuck something, and enjoy the war. Jesus christ what the hell is up with half of these comments?

[CaptainSlug]

are you guys serious?

For the eighth time now: NO

I regret causing such a huge storm of complaints. Maybe I will ignore it the next time someone tells me I'm not being mean enough.
I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 01 May 2009 - 10:25 PM.

[ShatteredDreams]

are you guys serious?

For the eighth time now: NO

I regret causing such a huge storm of complaints. Maybe I will ignore it the next time someone tells me I'm not being mean enough.
I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.

My comment wasn't directed at you at all, but rather the litany of all the bitching, moaning, and complaining.

[sasquatch]

I won't be posting in this thread again until after the war.

I will follow suit. I've said my aprt and that's enough for me.

[One Man Clan]

*Huggsies*

[billibob]

me and posivly 5 other are planing on coming

put billibob as yes

[One Man Clan]

Fix that awful grammar.

[Falcon]

My comment wasn't directed at you at all, but rather the litany of all the bitching, moaning, and complaining.

I've missed you terribly.

Edited by Falcon, 04 May 2009 - 05:58 PM.

[CaptainSlug]

I'm going to back on my promise about not posting in this thread again just so I can post this picture. I hate how unfunny this thread is likely to be between now and the war.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 04 May 2009 - 10:36 PM.

[The Kart Racing Nerf Man]

I will try and come. I am a local.
This is going to be SWEEEEEEET!!!!

[Reagent X]

will be there

and I will be video taping the war...

[AnyaSeijin]

I like this Armageddon shit talking, it's pretty cute.

There are so many new faces and not enough who I can remotely recognize, I just can't decide who's going to win!

My bet's for whichever team skips the most.

O the skipping. So we'll win right? I mean, just me and you will be the last ones standing.

O, and don't forget, shirtless-skipping. Its important to remember.




And as of last geddon-I won't be so freakin sick this time that I puke my guts up and have to leave early. Though, Slug-you aren't leaving early this time are you? I really didn't get a chance to even play against you last time (I know you have no remembrance of who this is, but I will try to make things more 'interesting' for you this time, and your money well spent). Honestly, I'm a bit out of shape right now, my wife is getting on me, so I'll be toning up so I can make use of all four of my pistols tagging whoever gets in my way.

I feel bad for the easties that have come out, and felt they didn't get a decent idea of our caliber out here. I mean, you guys do spend alot of money to do this.


And as for the rest of the complaints, moans, whining, horribly TOO personal come backs on the last few pages. Please people get a grip. I do take this game seriously. I seriously want to have fun doing it. If that means that I feel my body needs to be fit so I can run around all day-good. If that means my trash talk will be on how I owned groove-fine. If that means trying to push personal buttons-bad. To be honest, I have a feeling Cx would think this all rather amusing, in a VERY pathetic way. Trash talk is cool. But there are lines. All of you should try and be a bit more civil. I want to have a good time with slug, on and off the field. Along with everyone. Bare in mind people will often have more fragile egos than maybe your own. So just watch it. Please just keep it to nerfing. This forum isn't about anything else.



And Slug. That comic was retarded in a horribly-stupid-obvious-funny way.


BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.

[sasquatch]

Bump because 'Geddon shouldn't be on page 3....

[wardrive]

I'll probably be going, I live in fresno so transportation might be an issue. (Worst case scenario: I'll make sure to share any stories about trying to smuggle a vulcan on greyhound).
-This will also be my first major war.

Edited by wardrive, 16 May 2009 - 10:24 PM.

[Falcon]

BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.

Neither have we. Last time I heard, VACC was staying with Spoon and Steph (they're married finally, if you didn't get the memo) so that at least gurantees that Spoon's coming. Should be bringing Hippie Matt back with him too...but there are no reports about Kevin at all. Seeing as how you've been to his place and all, though...if we haven't heard from him by the day before, I'll personally accompany you to his place to TP his house with linens covered in the war location address.

Edited by Falcon, 18 May 2009 - 10:43 PM.

[VACC]

I'm not gonna be in California any time in the near future. You'll have to get in touch with Spoon to see if he'll show.

[AnyaSeijin]

BY the way....now that I'm thinking about it. Is Cx coming? I haven't seen him in like two years now.

Neither have we. Last time I heard, VACC was staying with Spoon and Steph (they're married finally, if you didn't get the memo) so that at least gurantees that Spoon's coming. Should be bringing Hippie Matt back with him too...but there are no reports about Kevin at all. Seeing as how you've been to his place and all, though...if we haven't heard from him by the day before, I'll personally accompany you to his place to TP his house with linens covered in the war location address.

Can someone please alert Cx if possible? Toj I thought you still had his number, see what you can do. I don't anymore, nor do I remember how to get to his place. Ironically I know right where he works...


O, and can we get an update on the attendance list on the front page?

Edited by AnyaSeijin, 19 May 2009 - 02:14 PM.

[Falcon]

I'll work on it today. If you still know where he works, perhaps a trip to harass the working man is in order...say, CAFF weekend?