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[Falcon]

FOR NARNIAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[Cannonball]

why are you the only person not moving in that picture falcon?

[sasquatch]

Cannonball, on Jun 18 2008, 10:24 PM, said:

why are you the only person not moving in that picture falcon?

How did you even see that? I had to like search around for him once I read your post....

[Cannonball]

I was looking over the pic and noticed that someone's feet were firmly planted to the ground. tisk tisk.

[Falcon]

They charged before I realized what was happening, and was still in the midst of reloading. But that's okay. I caught up.

[Cannonball]

I'm just messing with you anyway falcon. I just thought it was kind of funny.

[Falcon]

No need to apologize...I don't get offended. Besides...it's funny as hell.

[Falcon]

Mmkay ladies and old farts alike: we're a whopping week and four days away from this year's Armageddon. If you haven't already marked your calendars, please do so now. Also, I encourage you to make darts BEFORE the day prior to said war, as a full night's rest is highly advisable, though not necessary. Sunscreen is going to be a VERY important part of your day, so try not to forget it. Lastly, make sure you keep eating your Wheaties/Spoony-Flakes/Waffles, whatever, and we'll see you soon!

[sasquatch]

Falcon, on Jul 1 2008, 05:32 PM, said:

Mmkay ladies and old farts alike: we're a whopping week and four days away from this year's Armageddon. If you haven't already marked your calendars, please do so now. Also, I encourage you to make darts BEFORE the day prior to said war, as a full night's rest is highly advisable, though not necessary. Sunscreen is going to be a VERY important part of your day, so try not to forget it. Lastly, make sure you keep eating your Wheaties/Spoony-Flakes/Waffles, whatever, and we'll see you soon!

Jeeze, didn't realize it was coming up so son.... thanks for the reminder.

[raw shrimp]

Damn, Ill be thinking of you guys....

Edited by raw shrimp, 02 July 2008 - 03:00 AM.

[Groove]

"Plures via viator, plures hostilis evinco."

Give 'em hell, Slug!


-Groove

[baghead]

Groove, on Jul 3 2008, 08:01 AM, said:

"Plures via viator, plures hostilis evinco."

Give 'em hell, Slug!


-Groove

Ya know... since Slug is the only bold eastie to come out here this year... I guess I'll just save my "Grand Eastie Humiliation Plan" for next year.

[VACC]

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 05:18 PM, said:

Ya know... since Slug is the only bold eastie to come out here this year... I guess I'll just save my "Grand Eastie Humiliation Plan" for next year.

I will hurt you.

[CaptainSlug]

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers. I will soon know how the Pioneers felt when they hit the shore line and met the natives for the first time.

[Omega]

That's how your mother felt last night. OHHH! You know you're just jealous, Sluggie.

I'll be thinking of you guys, but I'll be in Virginia. Damn scheduling conflicts, damn them to everloving hell!

[baghead]

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers.

Like what... Megas?

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

I will soon know how the Pioneers felt when they hit the shore line and met the natives for the first time.

and then we'll all die of your foreign diseases?...


You and your modern Technology... Pff.

Don't make me pull out the nerf fencing set And Slingshot.

VACC, on Jul 3 2008, 10:44 AM, said:

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 05:18 PM, said:

Ya know... since Slug is the only bold eastie to come out here this year... I guess I'll just save my "Grand Eastie Humiliation Plan" for next year.

I will hurt you.

...I expect you to try.




damn straight.

This wouldn't be any fun if this kind of Shit talking wasn't going on.

-Bags

Edited by baghead, 03 July 2008 - 01:41 PM.

[CaptainSlug]

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers.

Like what... Megas?

Like my felt-tipped darts that shoot laser-straight and my modified guns and homemades that are not held together by hot glue, duct tape, and neon paint.

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

I will soon know how the Pioneers felt when they hit the shore line and met the natives for the first time.

and then we'll all die of your foreign diseases?...

Yes. My awesomeness is mildly contagious. You might want to consult a physician about getting vaccinated in advance.

Edited by CaptainSlug, 03 July 2008 - 03:54 PM.

[Groove]

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 04:53 PM, said:

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers.

Like what... Megas?

Like my felt-tipped darts that shoot laser-straight and my modified guns and homemades that are not held together by hot glue, duct tape, and neon paint.

Precisely.

I picture this boiling down similarly to what happened to Ash (Bruce Campbell) in "Army of Darkness." Instead of dealing with crusty peasants, Slug'll be dealing with crusty hippies, respectively. Hippies with tie dye Max Shots and fluorescent Manta Rays.

Listen up you primitive screwheads. This...is my BOOMSTICK.


-Groove

[Omega]

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 01:53 PM, said:

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers.

Like what... Megas?

Like my felt-tipped darts that shoot laser-straight and my modified guns and homemades that are not held together by hot glue, duct tape, and neon paint.

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

I will soon know how the Pioneers felt when they hit the shore line and met the natives for the first time.

and then we'll all die of your foreign diseases?...

Yes. My awesomeness is mildly contagious. You might want to consult a physician about getting vaccinated in advance.

To paraphrase Ender's Game, "Ohhh, Sluggy, he so precise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash."

Hippies? Perish the thought! Personally, I'm a middle-right-wing, bitter, gun-toting God nut that Obama hate so good.

[Blasphemy]

Groove, on Jul 3 2008, 06:44 PM, said:

Listen up you primitive screwheads. This...is my BOOMSTICK.


-Groove

Ahh.. nothing more enjoyable to watch than a b-rated Sci-fi movie, especially when you want to use it in an analogy that seems pretty funny to you but not many other people seem to get because they never watched the movie, so then while you're laughing to yourself everyone else stares at you puzzled and there is a very uncomfortable and awkward silence afterwards. No, that was not sarcasm, nor was I making fun of you, I was just recalling how many times it had happened to me before.

Anyways, go get 'em Sluggy.
Armageddon 2008: When polycarbonate and screaming bright neon paint clash.

Edited by Blasphemy, 03 July 2008 - 05:55 PM.

[sasquatch]

Omega, on Jul 3 2008, 03:52 PM, said:

To paraphrase Ender's Game, "Ohhh, Sluggy, he so precise. He so careful, he piss on a plate and never splash."

I love that book. But I wonder if anyone else knows you're making fun of Slug?

[VACC]

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 06:36 PM, said:

...I expect you to try.

Please. I totally fucked up MY knee, and I'm much tougher than you. Your joints don't stand a fucking chance! I encourage you to get all the larping you can in this year, cause next year the only thing you'll be role playing is a cripple, bitch!!

[Watari]

God, I'm scared to go to 'geddon now...anyways, there was a slight error in my previous post, I just wanted to let you know that slayer should be changed to "cruxzader."
Thanks
--watari

EDIT:
Not unless slayer is a completely different person (because I read my previous post and they have no indication that I posted something about slayer...maybe i'm losing my mind...)
Anyways if you all were wondering (but I bet most of you weren't) slayer is what "cruxzader (crusader)" uses for his airsoft username, so he forces me to memorize all these complicated usernames...damn....oh well
--thanks!

Edited by Watari, 04 July 2008 - 03:06 AM.

[Groove]

Watari, You're getting in the way of a perfectly good trash-talking session in an Armageddon thread.

Stop talking.


XOXO,

-Groove

[ShatteredDreams]

Groove, on Jul 3 2008, 03:44 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 04:53 PM, said:

baghead, on Jul 3 2008, 01:36 PM, said:

CaptainSlug, on Jul 3 2008, 10:49 AM, said:

The Right Coast has a whole world of Nerf technology that's foreign and unfamiliar to you Left Coast Nerfers.

Like what... Megas?

Like my felt-tipped darts that shoot laser-straight and my modified guns and homemades that are not held together by hot glue, duct tape, and neon paint.

Precisely.

I picture this boiling down similarly to what happened to Ash (Bruce Campbell) in "Army of Darkness." Instead of dealing with crusty peasants, Slug'll be dealing with crusty hippies, respectively. Hippies with tie dye Max Shots and fluorescent Manta Rays.

Listen up you primitive screwheads. This...is my BOOMSTICK.


-Groove

It won't matter though, you're not coming, so no East Coast Aura +5.

West coast wins.