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#231324 Bcno (again)

Posted by One Man Clan on 19 May 2009 - 05:00 PM in Nerf Wars

There's a good chance I'll be there, but it will be even better if parkway is there.



#231163 Help Im New

Posted by One Man Clan on 18 May 2009 - 07:04 PM in General Nerf

Far be it for me to criticize another admins work, but I think a month was WAY too lenient. It should be at minimum a month for each smiley.



#230583 Nj Apocalypse #8

Posted by One Man Clan on 16 May 2009 - 12:47 PM in Nerf Wars

I have been thinking about this was for some time now. It's getting to be a size where field monitors or "refs" if you will, will need to be present at all times on all games. It's never been an issue of not taking hits before, but a war of this size is just asking for trouble. Besides a clan round or two, I have nothing against completely removing myself from playing in the days events and being one of those field monitors the entire time. I may be getting WAY ahead of myself, but I just want to throw it out there. If we have a few designated people to control the activities, then it will definitely make it more enjoyable for all.



#230508 Maverick 6.66 Contest Entry

Posted by One Man Clan on 16 May 2009 - 06:17 AM in Modifications

LARP is just live action role play.


Oh, it's way worse than that.



#230333 Milsim Nerf War

Posted by One Man Clan on 14 May 2009 - 11:21 PM in General Nerf

The closest thing to "real life" battles in nerf you are going to find is the civil war. With all the close range and unreliability of blasters like muskets, it's about the same. Anyone want to reenact the battle of Antietam with me? For those unaware, it's the bloodiest day in American History. Look it up.



#230131 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 14 May 2009 - 10:00 AM in General Nerf

Notice I said decent, not awesome action movie. 45 mins for this thing is more than enough.



#230090 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 13 May 2009 - 08:22 PM in General Nerf

Groove and I have attended MANY wars together, so a lot of our stories will overlap. I will start working on a list now that will make for good listening.



#230036 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 13 May 2009 - 05:02 PM in General Nerf

An hour and a half, really? That's too long for a decent action movie. Also, I haven't been on one yet, so these still haven't been as good as they can be. I've got as many if not MORE war stories than Groove too.



#229655 Advice On Ribs

Posted by One Man Clan on 11 May 2009 - 08:07 PM in Homemades

Just "barrel tap" with your barrel. A bayonet is a stupid idea and it will only look ridiculous.

As for ribs, I prefer a dry spice rub and some kind of honey glaze on mine.



#229545 Colorado Nerf War?

Posted by One Man Clan on 11 May 2009 - 07:53 AM in Nerf Wars

I'll move it. FIVE fucking topics though, really? I should ban the entire state.



#228564 The Xbow And Lnl Debate

Posted by One Man Clan on 06 May 2009 - 03:45 PM in General Nerf

I'm not going to close this, but I'm not really a fan of this either. People need to understand that the Xbow and Lnl are so popular among vets for a variety of reasons, not just their range. I for one go up against guns that can flat out out-range me. There's a part of the game that so many miss. It's the feel of your gun(s) and how you can play better when you are comfortable with what you use.



#228562 Nerf "dog Tags"

Posted by One Man Clan on 06 May 2009 - 03:40 PM in General Nerf

Don't make me anything, thanks.



#228510 Last Stand

Posted by One Man Clan on 06 May 2009 - 11:33 AM in Nerf Wars

In any normal day in Anderson park it is peaceful and quiet but on last stand it is hell and chaos. So you choose what day you want to go their on any other day or on last stand.

it will be held in Anderson park Montclair ,NJ

the date of the war is august 8 2009
google map

wear sunglasses or some kind of eye protection
brig ton of water or something to drink and bagged lunch
we will be ordering pizza but it's two dollars to chip in to eat the pizza

banned guns:
supermaxx5000
titans in all shape or form
big blast's
homemade airguns
convreted waterguns

coming:3
the nerf guy+1
Echnalaid
maybes:0


Take this shit to HQ. You are not welcome on this site, or any war I attend either.



#228008 Armageddon X

Posted by One Man Clan on 03 May 2009 - 09:04 PM in Nerf Wars

Fix that awful grammar.



#227663 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 02 May 2009 - 03:19 PM in General Nerf

I don't really have a problem with the off topic. I was just pointing out what fucking GEEKS you all are. For the record, my original 151 team would ownz you all! Motherfuckin' Sandslash, FISSURE! WHAT?! ya heard! It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!



#227610 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 02 May 2009 - 07:29 AM in General Nerf

10 minutes of Pokemon? Really? I'm reconsidering my opinions on this thing.



#227599 Armageddon X

Posted by One Man Clan on 02 May 2009 - 01:55 AM in Nerf Wars

*Huggsies*



#227547 How To Post Pictures

Posted by One Man Clan on 01 May 2009 - 08:31 PM in Off Topic

Search



#227515 Dcno Spring 2009

Posted by One Man Clan on 01 May 2009 - 06:07 PM in Nerf Wars

Put me down for a definite if I haven't already said so. I will be trying to carpool with fellow NJers if possible, like DarkShrimp and Talio. I also need to find a place to stay, but with 2 LCMers "nearby" I am hoping that woun't be a problem.



#226577 Amtgard

Posted by One Man Clan on 27 April 2009 - 04:37 PM in Modifications

What's with all the LARP crap popping up on this board lately?



#226546 Mybrute.com

Posted by One Man Clan on 27 April 2009 - 03:22 PM in Off Topic

Sorry, I'm just a noob.


Then stay on NHQ. Good riddance.



#226130 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 26 April 2009 - 12:39 PM in Nerf Wars

Yes it was hot outside. My AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS was sweating all day.



#226092 Hendrick Hudson Nerf Outing

Posted by One Man Clan on 26 April 2009 - 10:34 AM in Nerf Wars

I'm a maybe right now, but I'll let you know.



#226055 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 26 April 2009 - 09:14 AM in Nerf Wars

Everything hurts.

...and it's hot outside.



#225615 Larping And Nerf

Posted by One Man Clan on 24 April 2009 - 09:12 PM in General Nerf

Get this shit off my forums!



#225470 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 24 April 2009 - 02:05 PM in Nerf Wars

As usual, I will have a bunch of shit for sale, including several hundred feet of PETG. Other goodies include 1-2 SM500's if (Talio doesn't take the one I'm still holding for him), a crossbow (yes, really, but not my orange one), and a small soldiers sm500. See you all in less than 24 hrs.



#224525 Bcno

Posted by One Man Clan on 20 April 2009 - 07:51 AM in Nerf Wars

Stealthman pretty much hit it. A "Blue Shirt" is now the official name for some annoying as hell guy who comes to the war, barely nerfs, cannot follow directions, and finally when he does, is a TERRIBLE nerfer. Everyone knows someone like this if you've been to a war. If you don't, then you are probably that guy. Don't be that guy.



#224286 Bcno

Posted by One Man Clan on 18 April 2009 - 06:35 PM in Nerf Wars

It was pretty good. There were some highlights. The 2 major problems though were the absences of skitzo and parkway. That was just bullshit. On the plus side, Two Man Clan had it's unofficial origin today. I'm looking forward to more wars with that clan as well.



#223798 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 15 April 2009 - 04:20 PM in Nerf Wars

Talio, what barrels are you using? I should have something that will fit your stuff.



#223620 Foamtalk: A Nerf Podcast

Posted by One Man Clan on 14 April 2009 - 04:55 PM in General Nerf

The idea was kicked around like 2 years ago by The Infinite Shindig. There may even be a podcast or two actually recorded from back then. Let me know if/when you get up and running and I would consider getting involved.



#222815 Bcno

Posted by One Man Clan on 10 April 2009 - 11:10 AM in Nerf Wars

I'm still a definite for this war, it's just a matter of when and for how long I will stay. I have a shit ton of schoolwork plus the only nerfer I care about having there is parkway.



#222456 Guru Mk. iii

Posted by One Man Clan on 08 April 2009 - 06:35 PM in Homemades

You are fucking NERDS!



#221880 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 05 April 2009 - 08:05 PM in Nerf Wars

b00m, don't be a dipshit. We've (and by we I mean mostly me) got a great working relationship with our friends at Hasbro. I've told them to their faces what I do and don't like about their products and what the community's opinions are on a lot of things. You would just look like an idiot sending a "screen cap" of something they probably already read. Way to go.



#221778 Petg

Posted by One Man Clan on 05 April 2009 - 10:44 AM in News

Just an FYI to anyone interested in ordering PETG from me. I started a new thread about it, and the old one will be "unpinned" shortly, hopefully to disappear into the archives. That is all. Happy buying, as soon as it's back in stock.

For all things PETG, please go here from now on.



#221699 +pistol, By Splitlip

Posted by One Man Clan on 04 April 2009 - 11:15 PM in Homemades

Does anyone actually NERF anymore? Just wondering...



#220596 New Longshot Mod

Posted by One Man Clan on 29 March 2009 - 09:15 PM in Off Topic

I was gonna just flat out delete this, but I think Talio should at least get to see this at some point. To keep any personal bullshit out of it, I have taken the liberty of relieving metsgorock of his posting privileges. That is all for now.



#220593 Dcno Spring 2009

Posted by One Man Clan on 29 March 2009 - 09:11 PM in Nerf Wars

Can't confirm till it gets closer, but I'll let you know as soon as I know for sure. Better than 50% chance right now though.



#220592 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 29 March 2009 - 09:10 PM in Nerf Wars

Phil, this isn't a fair fight. You and I both know it's mag7. If that's the best you've got, it's gonna be a LONG season. Maybe you should join up with the SoCAL SoF guys when they show up at APOC and then you can form the ultimate team of "guys who have been single-handedly dismantled team member by team member by the One Man Clan. Oh, and add the Massachusetts contingent if any of them come too. They were like shooting fish in a barrel. Dead fish.



#220471 Nj Nerf Out - Needs Clever Name

Posted by One Man Clan on 29 March 2009 - 02:16 PM in Nerf Wars

...run a retreat that weekend.


You're the perfect guy for the job. Retreating is something the LGLF knows all about! ...Gotta keep this "feud" going.



#220383 New Breach

Posted by One Man Clan on 28 March 2009 - 10:03 PM in Modifications

Fix your grammar. We don't cut anyone any slack around here. Learn that or try it over at HQ.