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#51 rawray7

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Posted 25 August 2003 - 10:31 PM

i would be honored to wear abosolutely anything Groove draws. even if the slogan was horrible.
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#52 mr box

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 12:28 AM

"NerfHaven--More homoerotic overtones than Will & Grace"

After reading this thread I'm wearing a ski mask to the next war.
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#53 VACC

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 09:57 AM

i would be honored to wear abosolutely anything Groove draws. even if the slogan was horrible.

and Especially if it was a tatoo of his junk..... I just like making box seem competant.
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#54 NinjaBob

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 03:04 PM

1. We're not antisocial because we nerf, we nerf because we're antisocial.
2. We can't afford paintball because we're to lazy for real jobs.
3. Nerf Haven, more flaming than at a gay pride parade.
4. Nerf Haven: The devil made me do it.
5. Nerf Haven: teaching adolescents how to curse.
6. Nerf Haven: Not related to Columbine.
7. Nerf Haven, bringing people of all types together ... geeks, and nerds alike.
8. Nerf Haven: Just because there grown men playing with toys doesn't mean there crazy ...... but there sure as hell not sane.
9. Nerf, coming out of the basements and moving into your face ... after adjusting to the light.
10. Nerf Haven: We're not crazy, we just twitch a lot.
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#55 Ragornocks

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 03:50 PM

Re-reading most of those slogans, a good deal of them, well...sucked. Like 12 inches.

As a side note, I think the DBF shirts would be good.
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#56 Groove

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 04:19 PM

6. Nerf Haven: Not related to Columbine.

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#57 Alexthebeast

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 06:34 PM

Front: Nerf modded xbow with a "Nerfhaven" logo above it



Back:Say one thing, and you've won a free welt.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#58 Kuhlschrank

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Posted 26 August 2003 - 08:21 PM

Here's one:

Nerf - Since when has a kid's game drawn blood?

or

Nerf - Since when has a kid's game raised welts?
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#59 KiLLa sQuIrR3L

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 11:35 AM

Nerf- Shooting Geeks, Aussies, nerds, Canadians, and Americans for years.
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#60 Famine

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 03:19 PM

Ok, I have a few to contribut though they're variations of the same theme.

Nerf
Buy It. Mod It. Play It.
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
How far will you take it?
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
Can you mod?
www.nerfhaven.com
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#61 Groove

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 03:24 PM

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

I like that one.
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#62 Alexthebeast

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Posted 27 August 2003 - 09:54 PM

The Blood. The Sweat. The Allure. The Foam,
OBSESSION
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#63 LDM

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 10:11 AM

Plastic guns caused the Big Bang. Nerf on.


Nerf: A worldwide pastime.


Front of shirt: At NerfHaven, we welcome you as if you were our family...
On back of shirt: ... Only if you're willing to get shot by twenty homemade darts. Nerf on.
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#64 VACC

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 11:43 AM

In all seriousness, shouldn't there be something about sodomy somewhere on these shirts? I mean, let's let these kids know what they're getting into.

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#65 rawray7

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 01:43 PM

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

I like that one.

i concur with the full strength of my right bicep. that one better be a poll choice, it's the only good tagline i've read in the last 4 days.
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#66 NerfKing

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 07:20 PM

Like RawRay said, Lets make a poll of the top 5 or 10 taglines, and vote on them.
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#67 Jangadance

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Posted 28 August 2003 - 07:40 PM

As Pineapple explained to Alexthebeast about NH:

Be prepared to hear every penis joke/ expression/ innuendo/ illustration you can imagine....and some you can't yet. Other than that, it's all Nerf, all the time. Welcome.

Maybe, "All Nerf, All the Time.. That, and various phallic references. NerfHaven."
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#68 Alexthebeast

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 08:06 AM

Ooooo, I like that.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#69 Famine

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Posted 29 August 2003 - 12:11 PM

Oh Jesus Christ.... they're trying to be funny again. CX, for the love of all creation please just put up a poll, make the hurting stop.
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#70 serpent sniper

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Posted 30 August 2003 - 03:08 PM

argh! fucking quote tags are messed up...nevermind this post...
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#71 six-hungry-ducks

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Posted 08 September 2003 - 03:47 PM

Nerfhaven: Sometimes it hurts as much as much as paintball.

I also suggest having shirts that simply have the Nerfhaven logo.

Or maybe this: Nerfhaven: We have gay sex orgies every Tuesday and Wednesday. Free Lube!
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#72 GunnedDown

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Posted 09 September 2003 - 02:39 PM

If it's got Larry Chen on it somewhere, it's good.
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#73 One Man Clan

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Posted 09 September 2003 - 03:38 PM

GD if i hear you mention larry chen or drop an F-Bomb one more time i swear to god....
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#74 Ragornocks

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Posted 09 September 2003 - 05:19 PM

Yeah, that F-bomb seems to be a problem with him. Almost as bad as VACC's pass-by-bombings over at NHQ...Heh, shit laid bare...
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hug the fuck out of 'em, philippe!

#75 cxwq

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 10:42 AM

What the fuck is an F-Bomb? fucking slang these days...
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