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[rawray7]

i would be honored to wear abosolutely anything Groove draws. even if the slogan was horrible.

[mr box]

"NerfHaven--More homoerotic overtones than Will & Grace"

After reading this thread I'm wearing a ski mask to the next war.

[VACC]

i would be honored to wear abosolutely anything Groove draws. even if the slogan was horrible.

and Especially if it was a tatoo of his junk..... I just like making box seem competant.

[NinjaBob]

1. We're not antisocial because we nerf, we nerf because we're antisocial.
2. We can't afford paintball because we're to lazy for real jobs.
3. Nerf Haven, more flaming than at a gay pride parade.
4. Nerf Haven: The devil made me do it.
5. Nerf Haven: teaching adolescents how to curse.
6. Nerf Haven: Not related to Columbine.
7. Nerf Haven, bringing people of all types together ... geeks, and nerds alike.
8. Nerf Haven: Just because there grown men playing with toys doesn't mean there crazy ...... but there sure as hell not sane.
9. Nerf, coming out of the basements and moving into your face ... after adjusting to the light.
10. Nerf Haven: We're not crazy, we just twitch a lot.

[Ragornocks]

Re-reading most of those slogans, a good deal of them, well...sucked. Like 12 inches.

As a side note, I think the DBF shirts would be good.

[Groove]

6. Nerf Haven: Not related to Columbine.

[Alexthebeast]

Front: Nerf modded xbow with a "Nerfhaven" logo above it



Back:Say one thing, and you've won a free welt.

[Kuhlschrank]

Here's one:

Nerf - Since when has a kid's game drawn blood?

or

Nerf - Since when has a kid's game raised welts?

[KiLLa sQuIrR3L]

Nerf- Shooting Geeks, Aussies, nerds, Canadians, and Americans for years.

[Famine]

Ok, I have a few to contribut though they're variations of the same theme.

Nerf
Buy It. Mod It. Play It.
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
How far will you take it?
www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf
Can you mod?
www.nerfhaven.com

[Groove]

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

I like that one.

[Alexthebeast]

The Blood. The Sweat. The Allure. The Foam,
OBSESSION

[LDM]

Plastic guns caused the Big Bang. Nerf on.


Nerf: A worldwide pastime.


Front of shirt: At NerfHaven, we welcome you as if you were our family...
On back of shirt: ... Only if you're willing to get shot by twenty homemade darts. Nerf on.

[VACC]

In all seriousness, shouldn't there be something about sodomy somewhere on these shirts? I mean, let's let these kids know what they're getting into.

VACC
~I hate you~

[rawray7]

Nerf
Mod It. Play It. Live It.
www.nerfhaven.com

I like that one.

i concur with the full strength of my right bicep. that one better be a poll choice, it's the only good tagline i've read in the last 4 days.

[NerfKing]

Like RawRay said, Lets make a poll of the top 5 or 10 taglines, and vote on them.

[Jangadance]

As Pineapple explained to Alexthebeast about NH:

Be prepared to hear every penis joke/ expression/ innuendo/ illustration you can imagine....and some you can't yet. Other than that, it's all Nerf, all the time. Welcome.

Maybe, "All Nerf, All the Time.. That, and various phallic references. NerfHaven."

[Alexthebeast]

Ooooo, I like that.

[Famine]

Oh Jesus Christ.... they're trying to be funny again. CX, for the love of all creation please just put up a poll, make the hurting stop.

[serpent sniper]

argh! fucking quote tags are messed up...nevermind this post...

[six-hungry-ducks]

Nerfhaven: Sometimes it hurts as much as much as paintball.

I also suggest having shirts that simply have the Nerfhaven logo.

Or maybe this: Nerfhaven: We have gay sex orgies every Tuesday and Wednesday. Free Lube!

[GunnedDown]

If it's got Larry Chen on it somewhere, it's good.

[One Man Clan]

GD if i hear you mention larry chen or drop an F-Bomb one more time i swear to god....

[Ragornocks]

Yeah, that F-bomb seems to be a problem with him. Almost as bad as VACC's pass-by-bombings over at NHQ...Heh, shit laid bare...

[cxwq]

What the fuck is an F-Bomb? fucking slang these days...