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#1 cxwq

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 08:58 PM

All right, the current batch of NH shirts is getting a bit stale. For those of you who want "REAL MEN USE PLASTIC GUNS" or "SO PARENTS HAVE SOMETHING TO BLAME VIOLENCE ON BESIDES VIDEO GAMES" merchandise, get it while it exists.

For those of you who aren't swayed by those fine slogans, give us a new one! After we've collected some good ones I'll make a poll and the winning taglines go on the new shirts.

Whoever submits the tagline that gets the most votes will have 12 feet of .528" ID PETG shipped to them absolutely free!*




*Offer restricted to winners in the continental United States.
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#2 merlinski

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 09:55 PM

"Detested by soccer moms and Michael Moore alike."
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#3 Groove

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Posted 14 August 2003 - 10:03 PM

We Nerf more than 9AM than most people do in their lifetimes.

We've found more uses for Duct Tape and Foam Backer Rod than however many nano-seconds it took you to read this.

Ask me about homemade recipies sometime...
I know a great Ball Valve one.


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"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"


#4 Warlock

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 12:11 AM

"Perceptor?! Are you kidding?!"

"NerfHaven: Where 20 year olds play with plastic guns and become 'idolized'"
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#5 Nerf Master

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 02:51 AM

Put Brass & PVC to good use.

Shut up you Stooge. I know how to get my kicks.

Do the Nerf.

The best thing since sliced bread.
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#6 Zero Talent

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 03:13 AM

"A 9-year-old's trash is our treasure."

"No dignity means cheap thrills."

Too bad I only wear dress shirts.
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"'Revere me as hot! All others are not! THIS, I COMMAND!'"
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#7 VACC

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 09:38 AM

After reading these I'm going to have to suggest

"Nerfhaven: We're fags"

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#8 serpent sniper

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 10:53 AM

"I made up a slogan, and all I got was some stupid PETG"

"The only place where someone with a goofy name like 'spoon' is idolized"

"Nerf Haven: Reccomended by 9 out of 10 members of the American Dental Association"

"Nerf Haven: Supporting a hobby thats almost as silly as Yu-Gi-Oh cards"

"Nerf Haven: Losers deserve a website too."
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#9 LDM

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 02:42 PM

"Need to be loved and hated at the same time? VACC is here for you at Nerf Haven!"

"Here at Nerf Haven we're geeks and losers. Yet we still Nerf."

"Nerf Haven has no dictatorship! We just have VACC!"

"There are three things to staying healthy: Eating right, staying fit, and Nerfing."
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#10 Warlock

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 03:23 PM

"Visit NerfHaven for more information on the ideal whiteboy's workout"

"East coast... West coast.... Rap has nothing on NerfHaven"
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~"Seņor Limpio" by Corrosion Of Conformity

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#11 Ragornocks

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 03:51 PM

You should see me when I have something to do
Nerf Haven
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hug the fuck out of 'em, philippe!

#12 Groove

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 03:58 PM

You...really want a shirt openly calling yourself a loser? Wow dude, you have some massive balls. Like, more than 2, also. Like 5.
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"Too close for missiles, I'm switchin' to guns"


#13 VACC

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 04:06 PM

Nerfhaven: It's a state of mind....psychosis
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#14 neonerfer

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 04:53 PM

Nerf Haven

We're Just that cool...

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Because it doesn't suck. I swear.
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#15 ZATZAi

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 05:56 PM

"I payed Nerfhaven.com for the oportunity to be one of their human billboards..."
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#16 One Man Clan

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Posted 15 August 2003 - 09:10 PM

"Got FBR?"

"Foam flies when your havin' fun"

FRONT: "Who says nerf guns don't hurt..."
BACK: "Let me show you my war wounds"

"I'd like to see you make your own Paintball ammo, BITCH!"

"Nerf, talk about cheap thrills"

I support:
Home Depot
Hasbro
Toys R Us
(any other merchants)
...with regular financial contributons to support my Nerf habit

"The ATF ain't got nothin' on the LCM!" (Personal Fave)
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#17 Evil

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 12:45 PM

No I'm not Gay
www.nerfhaven.com

Chicks dig it, trust me
www.nerfhaven.com

Spread the love
Take some names
Kill'em all

www.nerfhaven.com

(I can't think of any more crappy t-shirt names, I'll be back with more no doubt)
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#18 Diablo

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 01:10 PM

Forget baseball and apple pie,
Nerf: The real American past time.

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#19 Mantis

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 01:21 PM

Front: There's two people fucking on the back of my shirt
Back: (a big picture of VACC giving the thumbs up) Just kidding! www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf- Helping white kids shoot each other since 1991.

www.nerfhaven.com
We aren't all gay

Reasons we like nerfhaven.com
Cheaper than paintball
Can be played anywhere
(...)
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Fun had: 97%

#20 Evil

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 02:49 PM

Nerf- Helping white kids shoot each other since 1991.

That's great dude, hahaha.
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#21 Sacapuntas Cabesa

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 05:56 PM

I am SO getting myself one of those NerfHaven thongs!!
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#22 IronRhino

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 07:36 PM

NerfHaven: All Nerf All The Time

NerfHaven: Fair and Balanced. Or not.

Get your daily supply of nerf at Nerfhaven.com .

NerfHaven: The First Site for Nerfers.

NerfHaven Est. 1887 (you got a problem with that?)

NerfHaven: We have lots of Foam and PVC, but we aren't fixing up any basements.

Wow, those suck.
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#23 xedice

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 09:02 PM

This one is based off of an existing t-shirt: ;)
-"If they don't have nerf wars in heaven, I'm not going"

Here are a few I thought of:

-"Making MacGuyver a reality for the white boy"

-"Giving men a reason to play outside"

-"Poor man's paintball"

-"Littering parks around America with foam droppings"

Wordless:
-*Picture of grown man pushing little kid away from getting the last maxshot*
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#24 merlinski

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Posted 16 August 2003 - 10:21 PM

"NerfHaven: Pictures to lube your barrel by"
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#25 superadaquabat

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Posted 17 August 2003 - 01:10 AM

Nerf Haven
Its not a joke.

Nerf Haven
I lost a bet

Nerf Haven
Don't shoot!

Nerf Haven
Don't worry, I can't shoot you from here

Nerf Haven
Can't sleep the Spoon will eat me!

Nerf Haven
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