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[Howard]

Mantis is out of the whole common sense loop... so anything on here that he might say about anything having to do with the internet/pictures/LCM.com should be ignored, and you are urged to strangulate him with your computer meese so he doesn't corrupt more minds.

[Evil]

Hehe, meese, that's good...

[vash]

yeah well im in if the war is on.

[The Infinite Shindig]

yeah well im in if the war is on.

If you don't mind me asking, who are you? Where are you located?

[Howard]

Yes, Take off your clothes.... who... is your daddy, and who does he... work for...?

[vash]

im joop from nerf hq i live in ct.

[Mantis]

I'll continue where Howard messed up,
First, I would like to just get to know you. Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, I would like them answered immediatly. First, who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Howard]

i didnt think that first part was needed.

[Evil]

Okay now that Howard and Mantis have had their little spiel, we'll move on to non-homoerotic business. Who needs directions? Understandably most of you know how to get their already, but I'm sure some of you who are making the trek here for Apoc 2003 still need concise and easy directions. Anyone?

[Ash]

No No, the proper questions are as follows:

What's your name?

Who's your daddy?

Is He Rich Like Me?

Has He taken any time to show you what you need to live?

Thank you.

[LDM]

Who needs directions?  I'm sure some of you who are making the trek here for Apoc 2003 still need concise and easy directions. Anyone?

Well, obviously, I have never been to a New Jersey war before. Assuming I come, I need directions so I don't end up in Colorado. Oohm?

[Ash]

Well, I'd have to say that if you ended up in Colorado while trying to get to NJ from NY we probably wouldn't want you here anyway.

[LDM]

Well, um, anyhow . . . ::looks shiftly around the room:: . . . Uh, yeah. I won't end up in Colorado unless a freak weather incident picks my dad's car up and throws it to Denver . . . I Need Directions.

[Evil]

Well sweet cheeks, don't say I never gave you anything. Hope to see ya there.

[Mantis]

Can we keep the homosexuality at a minimum until the war gentlemen and Howard?

[vash]

lol

[Mantis]

Vash, who the hell are you?

[Evil]

[Mantis] He's Joop and he's comming to Apoc.

Well everything has come together pretty well and I'm glad to see everyone so interested in attending as well as kicking ass. Good to see I must say. The west coast has Armeggedon, the east coast has Apoc, works for me.

We're looking at somewhere around 25 people. Should be just like last year.

Remember to bring the following:

Water
Darts
Guns (of course)
Money for lunch (feel free to pack your own lunch)
Sun screen?

If you still need directions please click here.

Hopefully that takes care of anything and if you are interested in more information please check out the Apoc 2003 Homepage.

If you have any questions that need answering or you have something you wish to discuss, please contact Shindig or myself, Evil, through AIM or e-mail.

Thanks again, I hope to see all of you there August 10. Hell yea.

[Howard]

Hmm, I was perusing your tripod, and i noticed that you have it saying that the war is 10:30 to 6:30... while it says 11:30 to 6:30 on the apoc site. What does everyone want to do about the starting time, so we all have a general idea of when to show up? We DO want a lengthy war, and a 10:30 arrival time would leave around a half hour for everyone to show up due to traffic conditions, etc. But, on the downside, that's quite early. I for one, need as much sleep as possible, because an hour or two of slumber isn't good for a large scale Nerf War. Maybe we should have the arrival time around 10:30 to allow the riff raff ample time to be in the park at 11:30? Suggestions everyone, Suggestions...!

[LDM]

Well, I think arrival at around 10:45 AM would be fine. Then the [lengthly] war should go from 11:30 AM to 6:30 PM. That's my suggestion, eat it if you want.

[Howard]

It's up to the other attendees, but that sounds like it would work good.

[Evil]

I said 10:30 on my site so that we had enough time to schmooze and whatnot, and get an actual round started by 11AM. I say be there before 11AM.

[Mantis]

So we're starting at 11 or 11:30?

[LDM]

Well, won't we justify it there? We can't start at 11:00 if people are getting there just then. 11:30 AM would probably be my guess.

[Mantis]

Yeah, and some people are notoriously late.


Oh man, this brings back memories of our first bout with the Horsemen. Haha. We couldn't get direction straight to the park, so we gave them up to the Post Office, and then me and the Shindig would direct them on our bikes. And for some reason, simply telling them where to turn seemed too easy, so we made them follow us, and at one point Bill's van ended up following me down the bike path. Good times.