Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:18 PM
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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:25 PM
Elite Alpha Troopers are amazing, and obviously you.
I also attempted to make some "art". It failed.
Posted 11 May 2013 - 01:28 AM
Oh Potato you're so fine,
you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Potato! Hey Hey Potato!
Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:32 AM
Elites are blue
I can haz EATS...?
LOL I don't really need one of these so ...I'm good
And when she looks stunned show her a picture of the blaster.
But if she gets excited. You're in.
Time is the one thing you can never escape.-Father Time
Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:44 AM
Except in the case of explanatory diagrams accompanying writeups, image macros and animated GIFs are the sole purview of Groove.
Edited by Zorn's Lemma, 14 May 2013 - 10:38 PM.
Posted 11 May 2013 - 03:10 AM
Credits to "Captian Crooks," one of our resident Photographers at SNW
This was taken in October 2011, in recent wars we have had much larger numbers.
Posted 11 May 2013 - 11:15 AM
I will not force the rhyme,
'cause that's a crime
I will instead
tell the world
of the great Duke Wintermaul's
(+'.'+) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination. (yes i found this on another profile)
Posted 11 May 2013 - 08:55 PM
you have no idea how long I've been waiting for that. It would be so amazing because then foam melee weapons would actually have a use.
If aliens would attack the earth, and their only weakness was foam. We would be humanity's last hope.
I was going to write a haiku
I dont know how to haiku
Posted 11 May 2013 - 09:22 PM
You must be mistaken, duke. I have TWO EATs.
This is a most amusing thread you have started. Make 'em work for their plastic toys!
Right there with ya. I have one but my kids have two each:)
Posted 11 May 2013 - 09:35 PM
Posted 12 May 2013 - 01:33 PM
November 26th, 2013
FRIEND: Hey, where did you get that E.A.T?
ME: It was given to me.
FRIEND: By who?
ME: It was given to me by the great Duke Wintermaul!!!
FRIEND: Why did he give it to you?
ME: A long time ago on May 12th I told him that I would give an arm and a leg for one, that I would trust him no matter what, and that I would take an arrow to the knee.
ME: That is why I have two prosthetic limbs, a scar on my knee, and why I trusted him to catch me in a trust fall.
FRIEND: All of that sacrifice for a simple blaster?
ME: Not just a blaster, but one of my most cherished blasters I have ever and will ever own!!!
-All of this was made possible because you, Duke Wintermaul, had the kindness in your heart to give me an E.A.T. Don't change the future, let destiny continue on its course.
The normal NH rules still apply here. Don't post giant walls of awfully formatted text/ASCII art.
Edited by pit viper, 12 May 2013 - 11:43 PM.
Posted 12 May 2013 - 05:26 PM
I have four reasons why in Nerf hardcore: Avery, Lanigan, Henry, and Megan. That makes me the worlds greatest uncle when they come over. And that is reason enough for me.
Posted 13 May 2013 - 07:49 PM
[U]U an't getting any of this
[K]K well guess what you lost
[E]Even though you got the most powerful I still get you back
[W]when the girls see you they fly away
[I]I think when they see me the drool all over
[N]No I didn't think so bro
[T]Thats right come at me bro
[E]Everything just fly's towards me
[R]Ramming people over with my Alphatrooper you got no chance
[M]Maybe, but still No
[A]Awww what you want from me now
[U]U know theres nothin left.
[L]Less than I think I just won
Heres your poem DukeWintermaual Enjoy
Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:17 PM
Those EATs are blue.
All nerf guns are cool,
And so are you.
If I had an alpha trooper,
it would be real sweet.
So don't be a party pooper,
you should do something 1337.
This is my submission,
to win one said gun.
It is the new addition,
of a blaster that's fun.
I'm running out of rhymes,
that relate to nerfing.
I think it's about time,
I was told I'm overworking.
All I had to do,
was create a few lines.
Then it's up to you,
to pick the poem that's mine.
The alpha trooper is elite,
and I want it in my hands.
My wish would be complete,
if the duke is truly the man.
There's my poem, I hope it's good enough!
Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:49 AM
I nerfed in the wind and the rain
With slingshots despite the pain
I felt up my cousin
I had no idea she was my cousin
I drove in the heat of the sun
For a war in the land of the gays
My teams may never have won
but alas we all had fun
I own a maxshot
Made by a nerfing god
He hates me a lot
I hope he forgot
Canada is a hate full place
Full of cold and diddle
I have never had a date
I guess this is fate
I'm flying across 2 time zones
For a war in Socal
I shall go alone
To war with my SCUN pals
Edited by Goldie, 14 May 2013 - 12:52 AM.
Longshots are terribad and you should feel bad.
Crossbow shells suck and your mom sucks.
Posted 14 May 2013 - 02:12 AM
Only YOU can make a puppy's dreams come true.
Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:35 PM
Also, thanks for doing this for Nerfhaven. Hopefully those that recieve them will create some new mods. I know I sure will.
Edited by Craftsman, 14 May 2013 - 03:36 PM.
Man keep finger on trigger receive painful finger bang!
Olde School Tacticool
All hail #YOLOStock!
I have taken a "break" from the hobby, but if you have anything crazy hit me up. I'm always interested in a challenge. Currently designing a nerf vehicle among other things.
Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:33 PM
Roses are red...I want an EAT.
Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:24 PM
Elite blasters are too
if I had extras
I'd give 'em away too
Like manna from heaven
these blasters you're givin'
we are all grateful
I'm bad at rhyming.
17:54 Noodle but it's a plastic toy
17:54 Gears BUT IT COULD'VE BEEN MY PLASTIC TOY
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