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#26 DX-Robert


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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:18 PM

One of Seal's brothers broke my regular AT at a NJ war. :( I'd actually try an EAT in some rounds just for the hell of it. I think Mid-Atlantic wars need some more action rushing in close. Don't you guys ever get bored after 25+ wars of the same-old-same-old? I know I am.
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#27 Rundas



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:25 PM

I'm not clever enough to think of anything to post, so i'll leave it at this.
Elite Alpha Troopers are amazing, and obviously you.
I also attempted to make some "art". It failed.
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#28 evilbunnyo



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 01:28 AM

Oh Potato you're so fine,
you're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Potato! Hey Hey Potato!
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#29 father time

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:32 AM

Centurions are red
Elites are blue

I can haz EATS...?
LOL I don't really need one of these so ...I'm good
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#30 blacklion



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:44 AM

2 good reasons why this is the best post and I should get the EAT...

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Got tEAT?

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Edited by Zorn's Lemma, 14 May 2013 - 10:38 PM.

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#31 Catastrophe



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 02:56 AM

Awesome thing you're doing. I salute you.
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#32 Napoleon



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 03:10 AM

Hardcore Nerfing in Australia!

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This was taken in October 2011, in recent wars we have had much larger numbers.
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#33 Aeromech



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 09:53 AM

You must be mistaken, duke. I have TWO EATs.

This is a most amusing thread you have started. Make 'em work for their plastic toys!
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#34 Kronos Nerf Mods

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

Wow me really want
The E.A.T. is just great
Ship me one right now

A haiku
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#35 storm98



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 11:15 AM

Finally! Something to use my slam abilities for in nerf!
I will not force the rhyme,
'cause that's a crime
I will instead
tell the world
of the great Duke Wintermaul's

Thank you
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#36 StraXXuS



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 08:55 PM

If aliens would attack the earth, and their only weakness was foam. We would be humanity's last hope.

you have no idea how long I've been waiting for that. It would be so amazing because then foam melee weapons would actually have a use.
I was going to write a haiku
not really
I dont know how to haiku
so whatever
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#37 2TAGS



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 09:22 PM

You must be mistaken, duke. I have TWO EATs.

This is a most amusing thread you have started. Make 'em work for their plastic toys!

Right there with ya. I have one but my kids have two each:)
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#38 Icysushi



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Posted 11 May 2013 - 09:35 PM

The average time it takes for a police to reach the site of conflict is about 7 minutes, a bullet travels at 7000 fps
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#39 pit viper

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 01:33 PM

A story of the events to come:

November 26th, 2013
FRIEND: Hey, where did you get that E.A.T?
ME: It was given to me.
FRIEND: By who?
ME: It was given to me by the great Duke Wintermaul!!!
FRIEND: Why did he give it to you?
ME: A long time ago on May 12th I told him that I would give an arm and a leg for one, that I would trust him no matter what, and that I would take an arrow to the knee.
ME: That is why I have two prosthetic limbs, a scar on my knee, and why I trusted him to catch me in a trust fall.
FRIEND: All of that sacrifice for a simple blaster?
ME: Not just a blaster, but one of my most cherished blasters I have ever and will ever own!!!

-All of this was made possible because you, Duke Wintermaul, had the kindness in your heart to give me an E.A.T. Don't change the future, let destiny continue on its course.

The normal NH rules still apply here. Don't post giant walls of awfully formatted text/ASCII art.

Edited by pit viper, 12 May 2013 - 11:43 PM.

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#40 Ryan201821


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Posted 12 May 2013 - 04:50 PM

This is in the top 3 for worst threads ever.
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#41 cdoennig79



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Posted 12 May 2013 - 05:26 PM

Why I Nerf Hardcore?

I have four reasons why in Nerf hardcore: Avery, Lanigan, Henry, and Megan. That makes me the worlds greatest uncle when they come over. And that is reason enough for me.
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#42 Paze



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Posted 13 May 2013 - 07:49 PM

[D]Duke FTW
[U]U an't getting any of this
[K]K well guess what you lost
[E]Even though you got the most powerful I still get you back

[W]when the girls see you they fly away
[I]I think when they see me the drool all over
[N]No I didn't think so bro
[T]Thats right come at me bro
[E]Everything just fly's towards me
[R]Ramming people over with my Alphatrooper you got no chance
[M]Maybe, but still No
[A]Awww what you want from me now
[U]U know theres nothin left.
[L]Less than I think I just won

Heres your poem DukeWintermaual Enjoy
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#43 sodizzle3113



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Posted 13 May 2013 - 09:17 PM

My Titan is red,
Those EATs are blue.
All nerf guns are cool,
And so are you.
If I had an alpha trooper,
it would be real sweet.
So don't be a party pooper,
you should do something 1337.
This is my submission,
to win one said gun.
It is the new addition,
of a blaster that's fun.
I'm running out of rhymes,
that relate to nerfing.
I think it's about time,
I was told I'm overworking.
All I had to do,
was create a few lines.
Then it's up to you,
to pick the poem that's mine.
The alpha trooper is elite,
and I want it in my hands.
My wish would be complete,
if the duke is truly the man.

There's my poem, I hope it's good enough!
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#44 Goldie



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:49 AM

My name is Goldie...and your in my world now!

I nerfed in the wind and the rain
With slingshots despite the pain
I felt up my cousin
I had no idea she was my cousin

I drove in the heat of the sun
For a war in the land of the gays
My teams may never have won
but alas we all had fun

I own a maxshot
Made by a nerfing god
He hates me a lot
I hope he forgot

Canada is a hate full place
Full of cold and diddle
I have never had a date
I guess this is fate

I'm flying across 2 time zones
For a war in Socal
I shall go alone
To war with my SCUN pals

Edited by Goldie, 14 May 2013 - 12:52 AM.

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Longshots are terribad and you should feel bad.
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#45 nix0101



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 02:12 AM

This is Ham Sandwich, see how she yearns for new nerf badassness?
Only YOU can make a puppy's dreams come true.
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Yeah. A length of rope, a good sturdy hook and a stool. Seriously, give your parents their lives back. -talio-

#46 Jeo


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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:24 AM

You should give it to me so I can contribute more quality write-ups. Eh, I'll do that anyway, but the thought would be nice.

Also because I run mad games.
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#47 Kid Flash

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:38 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
So am I
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#48 Craftsman



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 03:35 PM

So I'm posting yet again... I hope to win an EAT to complete my Elite Loadout. I'll post pics if I win!

Also, thanks for doing this for Nerfhaven. Hopefully those that recieve them will create some new mods. I know I sure will.

Edited by Craftsman, 14 May 2013 - 03:36 PM.

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#49 bhajj94



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:33 PM

I don't want to do a poem...but I will.
Roses are red...I want an EAT.
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Probably lurking somewhere...

#50 MrPzowned



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

Violets are blue
Elite blasters are too
if I had extras
I'd give 'em away too

Like manna from heaven
these blasters you're givin'
we are all grateful
I'm bad at rhyming.
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17:54 Noodle Yes what he did was stupid
17:54 Noodle but it's a plastic toy

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