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#1 Duke Wintermaul

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:15 PM

You heard me right,

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NerfHaven exclusive giveaway! It seems some of us have gotten an EAT, or multiples, whilst the rest of NerfHaven silently waits for the release date. Well, wait no longer! It's a simple giveaway, i will be picking a winner 5/15/2013 at 20:00Zulu. How do you enter? Reply to this topic once. That's it. I will be picking the 'best' submission in five days. What should you post? Ascii art, love poems about me, why you nerf hardcore, whatever.

Double posters will not be considered.

Also, here is a quick list i've compiled of NerfHaven users who already have an EAT, and thus are barred from the giveaway.
Funky Mutha Facko
Dart Slinger

As an added restriction, anyone identifying with the group's Ambassador/Moderator/Contributor/Pleb will not be eligible. FNG's Welcome!

As an end note, should you have a legitimate question PM me. If you piss me off with PM's, you will not be receiving an EAT. I am giving away more than one, the exact number is tbd.
Edit: International shipping is provided by the winner. First place gets free US shipping. Others... to be determined.
A question was raised about editing submissions, I will be reading this entire thread on the 15th. The latest edit of your submission will be considered.
Changed the end time to twenty hundred zulu.

Good luck!

Edited by Duke Wintermaul, 14 May 2013 - 06:54 PM.

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#2 andtheherois



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:36 PM

Just so you know, plebs are lower than members , but higher than FNGs.
The YooToobz

Winning rounds is rewarding, deal with it. We don't play fucking patty cake over here.

#3 lasagna678



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:43 PM

Thank you dear Oprah
for giving these gifts
If only the real one
would go fall off a cliff.

Actually, I really don't mind her, but that's because I don't pay any attention to her.
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#4 Super0dp



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:44 PM

If aliens would attack the earth, and their only weakness was foam. We would be humanity's last hope.
I choose you, Duke Wintermaul as the leader of humanities last army.


also, If I had an E.A.T I would go diddle zombies and annoying 5 year olds with it,
Really man, you don't know how annoying and terrifying those 5 year olds are. It's crazy man.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Duke Wintermaul
I choose you...

Edited by Super0dp, 11 May 2013 - 05:32 AM.

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#5 MattTheSasquatch



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:47 PM

Duke Wintermaul
The Keeper of the EAT,
He Has Many To Set Free
With a Select Few to Receive.

Duke Wintermaul
The Keeper of the EAT,
He loves the Haven So,
As He Decided to Let Some Go.

My own attempt at poetry since probably high school. But in all reality, when I heard about this coming out I've wanted one as I love the original.
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You're never too old to play with Nerf Blasters.

#6 Joe Espinoza

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 02:56 PM

If I don't have one of those EAT's the old granny down the street will continuously get attacked by Chihuahuas and initially turn into dust. This EAT is for the sake of old people!
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The Road Underfoot Is Certian To Become The Road Behind.

#7 BKC-Nerf



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:00 PM

Duke is red,
This page is red,
Nerf guns are red,
Wait....nope they're on fire.

My own terrible poetry :)
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#8 azrael



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:01 PM

I broke one of my EATs already.
I am a sad panda.

Edited by azrael, 10 May 2013 - 03:01 PM.

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Better Nerf By Science!

#9 mdk511



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:26 PM

Nerf is boss
Airsoft sucks
Foam is soft
Plastic is hard

Edited by mdk511, 11 May 2013 - 10:06 AM.

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#10 snickers



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 03:52 PM

Nefarious little toys
Explanation behind all the fun we have
Real organized wars taking place in the lands all across the world
Fun time to take our minds off of our troubles
Greatest foam flinging device ever invented
Underestimated by non nerfers
Never mind being hit with foam
Summer time getaway
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#11 Guest_TheSilverhead_*

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:00 PM

So, we had a bird crash into the window. We fed it some cat food in water for a few days till it got better.
My cat LOVES Rachael Ray dog food for some reason, so we give her bits as a treat.
My dogs eat human food, and love peanut butter.
I realized that you really are what you eat.
Unfortunately, I realized this whilst eating sunflower seeds. The cycle will be complete when I am consumed by a giant bird.

Edited by TheSilverhead, 10 May 2013 - 04:00 PM.

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#12 Phree Agent

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:06 PM

Thank you.
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#13 titanium2



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:41 PM

I also thank you.
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#14 Exo



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:46 PM

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#15 Guitarzan



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:47 PM

Duke has mad swag
with all of his EAT's
they make my yellow A.T.
look mad obsolete

Roses are Red
Alpha Troopers are blue
If you give me one
I will love you!

Duke is awesome
He is supah chill
if he gives me an EAT
the noobs I will kill

Duke wintermaul made a tower defense
in the land of warcraft three
Now he's got 9 elite alpha troopers
So give one to me?
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#16 ultranewt



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 04:59 PM

A jacko lantern made by me. Accompanied by 4 more made by family and freinds. One of which was meant to read "team easily distracted" but it seems their carving session was cut short.

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#17 ShaNayNay



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

Duke Wintermaul
When it comes to EAT's you have quite the haul
I will do anything for one as they are superior to the traditional Nerf ball
Whether it be sexual favors, rofling or just a few lols
I'll say or do anything since my chances are small
As you can see, I'll say any lie for a chance at a Trooper
I'll say you're the best and claim that your mods are super
Yet everyone here is kissing up and doesn't really know who you are
So please cut to the chase and pick me so that my darts will sail far

I love you ;)
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New Jersey is fuckin weird

#18 clownieX



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

I love nerf, you are my life. But you scare off girls. So alas no wife.

Edited by clownieX, 10 May 2013 - 05:29 PM.

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#19 TheSilentRebel



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 06:22 PM

^That's the winner right there. No doubt about it.

But really. May I propose a toast of all nerfers?

Here's to those,
Who wish us well
And those who don't,
Can, go to hell...
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#20 mangonerf



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 07:57 PM

Spanish Translation: Thank you
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"paintball shoots pain, airsoft shoots plastic and nerf shoots metal. I think you can tell which one is awesome."

#21 soloz1



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:15 PM

Think about how you are breathing. Take notice to each contacting and relaxing muscle.

Deep breath in.
Deep breath out.

Now you are conscious of your breathing and will be breathing manually.

Edited by soloz1, 10 May 2013 - 08:17 PM.

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...Man, if I lived on Oahu, I would've dropped in on Pineapple by now. On Molokai. Via Kayak. ...Fuck, we're depending on you guys to defend us from 3DBBQ, get your shit together already.

#22 Gears


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Posted 10 May 2013 - 08:54 PM

I hope I win so I can wag it playing hvz


Edited by Gears, 10 May 2013 - 09:05 PM.

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WoW is destroying my life.

-Groove out.


#23 ShaNayNay



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 09:43 PM

I hope I win so I can wag it playing hvz


You go to Penn State? Well that explains a lot.

Edited by ShaNayNay, 10 May 2013 - 09:50 PM.

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New Jersey is fuckin weird

#24 The Blind Panda

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 09:44 PM

Oh Duke Wintermaul
I can haz elite AT?
I'll pwn zombies hard.

But actually. Ready and willing to trade sexual favors ;)
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#25 Asamere



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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:30 PM

*shrug* Here goes!

A contest by Duke Wintermaul,
Clearly showing the haul,
Of Nerf goodies to all...
Were many shall fall.
A contest of hopes,
Were Nerf is on the ropes,
of everyone's dreams,
and so it seems.
That Duke has a plan
To prove he is a man,
and sort out the best.
From all the rest
So now I wright
Showing my plight
that I might win the right
For an alpha trooper tonight
So pray that Duke likes your post
Or soon you'll roast
With envy galore
Cause Duke Wintermaul begins to score
Each contender with care
So nerfer beware.
Post wisely for war
Cause we all want an Alpha Trooper galore.
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Steel or foam, it makes no differance. We settle this like nerds...

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