I can't completely agree with this. Sooths "Your Fucked" Maximizer, SM5000, Crossbows, and anything he gets ahold of is "cool as fuck" and has extreme use in a war. Prince Valors BnA was "cool as fuck" too and works wonders. I mean I can sit here all day and name stuff that is "cool as fuck" and has use but then I would have too copy and paste most of the Modifications and Homemades sub-forums wouldn't I?
It's totes cool with me if you put the entirety of your war group's dicks in your mouth, but I think you failed to refute Zorn's point.
I think we can agree that a hoppered Big Blast isn't particularly cool. It's super utilitarian and simple and common and basically everyone has one. Even the U3 Sylow Big Blasts aren't even that cool. But man are they fucking practical. They fire millions of feet and with a hopper have great ROF.
I think we can also agree that there exist guns that are cool but not really practical. For example, my treebow. It's currently singled. It shoots one twenties with good dart/barrel fit, but it take about four times longer to fire, prime, and reload than a hoppered +bow or similar, and even then doesn't shoot quite as far. And then it kicks like a motherfucker, especially if you hold it with one hand. Can barely hit anything with it.
And then a gun like a hoppered Maximizer falls in the category of "both."
And because you didn't seem to understand this before, I made you a chart. That reiterates exactly what I said.
Just because you can name shit that you think is cool and has use doesn't mean that it's going to be a particularly effective in any instance.
Unholy Three: DUPLUM SCRTA, DUPLUM PROBLEMA (2009)
But Zeke guns tend to be like proofs by contradiction
Theoretically solid but actually non-constructive