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#26 joeyaglr444

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 10:34 PM

EXECUTION? hehe oh man...
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 10:57 PM

Love the part at the top.

"This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards. Please improve this article if you can."

But seriously, someone do that!
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:27 AM

EXECUTION? hehe oh man...



Titan to neck at point black would my style of EXECUTION....
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 04:03 AM

Each base should have at least a sentry/gunner's station or two, an ammo dump/gun holds, and parking for one/two tanks.


What the hell! Why didn't my super nerf fortress 1.92k didn't come with 2 tank parking spots, WAAAAAAAAAHH!

Edited by chefdave, 24 July 2009 - 05:10 PM.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 06:58 AM

Relax kiddies. It's the interwebz.
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#31 Eboreg

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 08:18 AM

Let's see, my edit got through but most others didn't. Why? Because I wasn't self-referencing.

Good: Sharpshooting: "losing" or relying on stealth to kill an enemy is generally looked down on in NERF wars due to the limited range of nerf guns. Instead, people with ranged guns tend to directly support their team members and follow tactics that makes them closer to Designated marksmen than true losers.

Bad: This article is primarly about Mil-Sim nerfing, a type of nerfing looked down upon in the NIC.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:50 AM

It's not April first, right? The article reminds me of one of those people who insists on foucusing on tactics and strategies rather than just playing and having fun.
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#33 fandango202

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:31 PM

Wow some people really are clueless.
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#34 Zack the Mack

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:05 AM

I re-wrote the entire page. It turns out that about half of the page was copied and pasted from the NerferWiki, and some ten-year-olds wrote the rest.

Anyone with plenty of time on their hands should add references to the Wikipedia page pointing to forum articles here. After all, NH is the real Nerf resource.
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:38 AM

I re-wrote the entire page. It turns out that about half of the page was copied and pasted from the NerferWiki, and some ten-year-olds wrote the rest.

Anyone with plenty of time on their hands should add references to the Wikipedia page pointing to forum articles here. After all, NH is the real Nerf resource.

I thought It seemed a bit to... actual.
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#36 Zack the Mack

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:41 AM

I thought It seemed a bit to... actual.


I think the ten-year-olds tried to mash up Nerf and Call of Duty. Anyone who would tell another to use a Reactor as a primary with an Atom Blaster backup should not be allowed to give Nerf advice.

Edited by Zack the Mack, 28 July 2009 - 11:41 AM.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:48 AM

Thanks for doing this, Zack.
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#38 ricochet rebels

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 01:49 PM

LMAO!!!! BOOKMARKED! :P
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#39 ice

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:41 PM

I must have missed the original article because it seems mostly accurate now... :lol:
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#40 b00m13

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:47 PM

I must have missed the original article because it seems mostly accurate now... :lol:


The same with me, I thought it did make sense and I couldn't find any humor with it...

A little disappointed though, I was kind of interested in the laugh that you guys got... any chance someone copied and saved the original funny posts? Perhaps you could upload a copy of it here for the rest of us that missed out on the fun.
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#41 Zack the Mack

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 02:47 PM

For the (absolutely hilarious) record, you can see the original page RIGHT HERE.
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#42 Eboreg

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 03:05 PM

Hey, Zack, that record is after my edit. Instead of "Sharpshooting", it originally had "losing".
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 05:08 PM

For the (absolutely hilarious) record, you can see the original page RIGHT HERE.

Actually, that's still not the original page. It has a lot of new things edited in. The first, ridiculously funny version, or as close as I can get to it, is here. I think the original "original" had something about a Four Horsemen supersoldier and an Evil Angel or some crap? But I couldn't find that edit, so this one will have to do.

Edited by Salmon, 28 July 2009 - 05:10 PM.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 07:17 PM

That's definitely not the original. IT has all my edits about the guns.



This as close to the original as I could find without doing to much poking around.

Edited by Kalex, 28 July 2009 - 07:38 PM.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 08:06 PM

I found a version from November '08.

This is it.

Edited by spartan.062, 28 July 2009 - 08:07 PM.

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Posted 28 July 2009 - 09:30 PM

One more
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Posted 28 July 2009 - 11:01 PM

Excellent work, Zack. The article looks great now.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:19 AM

A fanny pack?! Who the hell wrote this piece of shit?!
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 01:25 AM

A fanny pack?! Who the hell wrote this piece of shit?!


Umm, That's Zack the Mack's edited article. It's better than the crap waffle old article.
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 11:37 AM

A fanny pack?! Who the hell wrote this piece of shit?!


For the record:

While fanny packs make you look silly, they work well as dart pouches. Also, we're playing with colorful toy guns in public, so I think the looking silly is par for the course.
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