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[rokor]

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-My brother gashing his hand open by the time we got to the ajax fire department. While opening a switch shot. Thanks for the stuff, rokor?

-Slurpee kid might have been a little... slow. If you know what i mean.

More to come later.

Yup, that was my stuff. I didn't really have a use for another set of Mavs and SSs so I'm glad you guys like it.

And I totally agree with Mitch s95 being "slow". He has the atention span of a 2 year old.

Edited by rokor, 10 May 2009 - 08:27 AM.

[k9turrent]

I have another one

pro:
-tapping Glint with an eliminator just as he jumped over a barricade and missed

[oodalumps]

Fun stuff. My guest seemed to have a lot of fun too.

Highlights:
- My rf20 did great until the trigger broke.
- All my best guns broke.
- Canadians are damn good nerfers.
- My right arm sustained many painful hits. (I counted 8 welts)
- Learning to love the simplicity and reliability of my Big Blast again.
- Getting destroyed by my guest with a Lightning Blitz. On camera.
- Guest overpumping my LB, causing it to leak.
- I liked defend the core. I couldn't hit the core for the life of me, but the constant siege against the defending team was fun.
- It seems like I lost around 100 darts. Probably got taken home by a few kids'. Still pretty good in comparison to other wars' losses.
- getting barrel tapped by SGM when he was on my team. Broke a barrel off his gun. Sorry bro.
- My darts were great for once. Glad I switched foam.
- Didn't last a minute in those royal rumble rounds.

100' automatic (I call BS on that BTW)

Never said it shoots 100', I said it shoots 80'. (unless you aren't referring to me)



EDIT: The casualties



- Doomsayer plunger rod is fucked. I didn't even use the gun.
- PAS pump rod is fucked.
- RF20 trigger broken, but probably fixable.
- Lightning Blitz tank cracked. Might be fixable
- LS was left primed. Plunger head is super glued on due to stripped threads. Pathetically weak now.

Edited by oodalumps, 10 May 2009 - 11:46 PM.

[deaddumpster]

What a fun war. I can't wait for the Summer lineup.

Pros:

- Hearing quiet footsteps approaching my cover in Royal Rumble. I popped up and shot Afro Thunder in the forehead point-blank. He tried to sneak up on me while SGM pinned me down.
- Getting some great long range kills with the NF2K (SGM's Boltok) and also raping with it while rushing.
- Making some really good darts. Quality over quantity.
- Getting another PAS, an Eagle Eye, and a Clear Mav.
- Getting temporary tattoos of the Canadian flag and melting it into my new PAS with a heat gun.
- Using a BBBB for a round and still rushing. I diddled that round and most of it was on camera.
- Vanilla Coke.
- Always getting people while they rushed.
- Always rushing the Doomsayers.
- Duffy busting out the Eyes Of Fire for the first round, only to realize what a joke it is for wars.
- Shooting Grimsby Pops in the finger with the BBBB. He was the last man standing and I decided to sneak up on him.
- Jay still not getting his desired headshot.
- Defend the core was awesome. Am I the only person who rushes the other team when they're rushing us?
- Not having any guns break.
- Making $10 off of a $5 case of Coke.
- Finding my glue gun after losing it at Massacre 3.
- Tapping a lot of people.
- Getting a few Effeminate slide kills.
- Getting a bunch of kills during Defend the Core. What kind of battle plan involves a crowding into a giant blob of people and standing out in the open?
- Shooting that stupid little Slushie Kid.
- Learning how powerful a BBBB can really be.
- MONEY TRAIN!
- Telling people to shut their word holes.
- Getting this HUGE welt on my knee. I've seen the battle scars and I have to say this is the worst wound of the day.

There was one con and that was the fucking Slushie Kid. Mitch s95 or whatever. He's not 13, he's 12 or 11. He also loves to ask people if he can buy their guns in the middle of a round.


Over all, it was a beautiful war. I can't wait for June, July, or August. I'm gonna try and host something here, so stay tuned.

MSDFS, I have your EaB. PM me.

Edited by deaddumpster, 10 May 2009 - 10:42 AM.

[Pearson2]

- Defend the core was awesome. Am I the only person who rushes the other team when they're rushing us?

That was one of my favorite rounds. No one expects to be rushed by a defending team. By doing that I was able to sneak up on SGM and get a kill on him as well as my 4 kill rush which involved shot, barrel tap, barrel tap, shot.

[slowguitarman]

I'm glad I saved one more post before my 1,000th post here. This war was Effeminateally awesome. Through the highs and lows, there are good memories from all of it.

Pros:
+Not having anything break until the last round of the war.
+Forming "SlowDumpsterMan" in order to win the first Royal Rumble round. After Dumpy was taken out, it was down to two Doomsayers and Fy125 ran out of ammo. He was subsequently chased down and killed. Fy, I also have to apologize if you did actually hit me before the end. I only questioned it because you seemed so unsure of the hit. I hope you don't hate me for it.
+Winning a free Wildfire as the prize for said Royal Rumble round.
+Getting loads and loads of kills with Domsayer. I'm not happy in these wars if I'm not running in and getting 5 kills, even if it ends in my own death.
+Getting a few other guns from Crooked. Thanks, man!
+Getting quite a few kills from lobbed in shots across the gym. I know I disheartened Afro and Pearson a few times with those.
+Seeing Afro catch the dart that I shot him with, only for him to realize that he was still dead. Effeminate.
+Only getting 6 welts. Yeah, I was hit many more times, but not so many that welted.
+Having the disadvantage of a small defending team in Defend the Core and killing the entire attacking team on their very first rush. I then raised my hand and let out a victory cry, and it was all caught on tape.
+Black cherry is better than roses.
+My new brand of dart being much more durable (yet still less painful) than Slug's type (thanks, Dumpster!).
+Loaning out two of my guns and both players doing very well with them.
+Fester's Mom's food.
+Seeing the joy in the eyes of Crooked upon giving him his cheeseballs.
+Seeing how much Canadians love Vanilla Coke. It's nuts.
+Crooked going over the barrier for Afro Thunder and sliding in for Forsaken and missing both times.
+Meeting new people like MSDFS, K9, Polish Rabbit (I still can't remember that word!) and so many other people that I can't remember your names at the moment.
+Seeing all of my best Canadian friends (and my brother from the states, Afro) again and even making more Canadian friends!
+Becoming an honorary Canadian by way of a handful of temporary tattoos of the Canadian flag.
+All of the good times had while in Canada. I could go on and on even more than this about how much fun these Canadian weekends are. Chocolate Doughnut.

Cons:
+Symposium Cafe. That place is so overpriced. $60 should have gotten more than a steak, pork, potatoes, a Pepsi and mediocre service.
+Slushie was bloody annoying, but he was alone, and he just wanted to talk and meet people and stuff.
+Failing the cinnamon challenge.
+Those stinky, disgusting pennies.
+This could be a pro or a con or both: I got shot in the head by a singled LS from about 15' and it felt like I got hit by a rock. I got a big bump because of it. It's a pro because before being hit, I took out 4 or 5 people because they didn't know I was there. 6ish people behind a bunker, all of them looking forward while one person kept yelling "shoot that guy!" While they ignored his advice, I killed most of them.
+Running out of gas 30 miles from home because CNP has a hard time with exits. After missing a 24 hour station, we stopped at three others that were all closed. We then had to wait 45 minutes for CNP's roommate to bring us gas. It sucked. 1 AM at a creepy gas station in PA is not a fun place to be.
+Having to explain to twenty people on twenty occasions why Domsayer had one barrel shorter than the others.

I really can't say enough about how much fun I had and how much the Canadians mean to me. I can't wait for the next war.

- getting barrel tapped by SGM when he was on my team. Broke a barrel off his gun. Sorry bro.

Dude, I am so sorry for hitting you. I find it hard to keep track of who is on my team since we switch so much, and the way you were walking looked like you were sneaking up to the tarp. It was a bad call on my part, and I'm just glad I didn't hurt you. I felt really bad about it.

Edited by slowguitarman, 11 May 2009 - 03:16 AM.

[Forsaken angel24]

I am still exhausted from this war. I am not going to go into pros and cons because I feel that everything that happened at this war is a memory I will hold onto. Anything that could be considered a con is merely a learning experience.

-The Fog horn I bought. I knew it was going to be troublesome to keep 40+ kids quiet while going over the rules for each game and get every ones attention. I don't really enjoy yelling. So I bought a fucking fog horn!
Let me just state for the record that nothing gets everyone's attention like this thing. Not only does it get their attention but also came off as a punishment noise for those who weren't listening. I could see some people were jumping almost out of their shoes at times.

- The triple barrel tap I got on SGM, legendary and one of their team mates. I just reached over the barricade with my gun and tapped them all like I was stirring water.

- Smothering Crooked with shots from the Eyes of fire then realizing reloading was going to be impossible because there was no defense on my team once the EOF was used.

- Slushy shooting me in the ass under a barricade and counting it as a hit.
I asked him if he shot me under the barricade and he said yes. I told him those shots don't count and then pinged him in the arm with the PAS only to realize there was an entire team vs me. I ran to the other side only to get hit by sugule.

- Slushy in general did have a lot of questions. Lots of people have questions. What better way to get answers than ask. Asking to use a + bow in the middle of the round is well... strange. However he did come by himself and is of the younger folk. As far as I am concerned he is good in my books and welcome back.
It was his first war, everyone usually makes mistakes at their first war.

-Shooting Nerf Devil in the top of the head During Guardian with a LB from like 2 feet away. You took that shot well mate. My hats off to ya!

- Slide killing MSDFS during the Guardian rounds. He took a LB shot to the crotch. You know one of those stefans hit the speed bag. The pentagon of pain!

- Getting frustrated and calling out MSDFSLMNOP.

- Taking down "Hell cannons" with my ram rodded SM750.

- Seeing Mad Matt again. Dude your hard work is showing off. Keep it up. Is this guy on the forums yet?

- Crooked choosing someone elses Longshot during the Wing man Royal Rumble. Only to have it break on him and he got shot trying to fix it, I got shot by Pearson also while defending Crooked. On my way to the sidelines I handed my Magstrike to Dumpster. He then hosed down Pearson with it. Dumpster when you can start drinking I owe you a beer!

- SGM's skills icnreasing in Nerf war fare. You have leveled up in my books.

- The numbers we had! If I counted right we had either 39 or 40 people at this war. Shattering the previous record of 28. For those who signed up and did not make it: You missed one fucking amazing Nerf war.
I will come out and say it, this was the best Nerf war I have been a part of. I just wished someone else organized it

- During the first few rounds I was almost in shock and awe in the amount of shots I heard firing simultaneously. The screams of people taking some stinging hits during the rounds. Some new players so scared they could not even poke their head out. It was fucking amazing and true to be called a "Nerf War"

- Chuckles and myself acting like Dutch and Dylan from Predator for a round.

-Chuckles and I crouching behind a mat barricade. I was looking at him and I saw him take a painful head hit from less than 2 feet away from my own face. It was so intense.

- Legendary definitely has to go down in my books as the "Best Rookie" of Massacre 4. Not because he had a Doomsayer but because the way he played and how he got really into it.

- Legendary somehow finding ways to shoot each other at close ranges with high powered guns purely by chance.

- Legendary barrel tapping me and slicing my middle finger open. I was hoping to show it to you

- The second edition of Defend the Core. I have never been so scared and in the zone at the same time when I was on the defending team.

Defend the core worked like this:
We took a large tin. Like a coffee tin but much bigger. Taped a sheet of paper over the front, hung it off a wall about 15 feet in the air. Draw a self portrait on the paper.
2 teams. 1 team defends the core the other team attacks. 10 minute time limit.
Defending team has 1/3 of all players at war. Attacking team has 2/3 of all players.
Defending team re spawns at corners of the wall near the core.
Attacking team has to go back to the back.
Infinite lives.
Shoot as many stefans through the paper and into the tin in 10 minutes.
Once the 10 minutes is over the defending team then takes half of the former attacking team and then the two teams roles are reversed.
After the 2 total rounds are played whoever scored more stefans into the tin wins.

I got to play both the attacking and defending teams. Defending was scary as fuck, 30 Vs 10 always will be.
Attacking was also a little scary as you needed to get yourself in a good position to take shots at the can.
I was able to sink one shot into the can and it was the most satisfying "Ping" I ever heard.

- Nailing money train in the face as he was running... Priceless. I did not mean to hit him in the face. It just went down that way and head shots are entertaining. Even though it was accidental.

- Taking a mean head shot myself. I still have the cut,welt on my forehead. That was during Guardian.

- Seeing 2 players crash and break two foam barricades due to high levels of intensity.

- The Italian food was really good. I would have eaten to the point of immobility had I not had to kick ass for the next 2 hours.

- Seeing the high levels of rushing, slide kills, jump kills and sneak kills. You guys fucking rocked at this war. There was only one time of the day where I had to yell out "Push the action" and start a timer.

- Selling a Pulsator.

- Knowing there were at least 4 video cameras there to capture the action. (Going to be a sweet video)

- Seeing 1337's arm after a nasty shot.

- Later seeing Pearsons HUGE welt on his side.

- Everyone at this war being able to take a little pain and not cry about it.

- Losing my balance and toppling over every time I went for the flag during the center flag games. It was hard to focus on grabbing the flag and dodging shots when you are as big as I am.

- Seeing Hammer fist again in battle. He came to the first Hell and was a very timid player then. You have grown and become much better in the heat of battle. Little bugger even took me out a few times from close range.

- Boneriots hair looking well taken care of. Thus shedding the name Afro thunder behind him.

- Dumpster playing very well on the field.

- Cardiac kids grand re- appearance where he showed up and kicked ass.

- Seeing Oodalumps Guest hit home on blasting someone from like 5 feet with a LB. I got that shot on Camera.

- Oodalumps coming out again. I love it when other people come to wars with creations as crazy or more than my own.

- Money train!!! I love this guys style of playing.

- K-10 kicking ass with a NF getting 8 kills one round.

- K-10 bringing his girl Krolik.

- Uncle Fester and all of his antics.

- Dude13 being able to come to the Canadian big leagues.

- Dirtstache.

- Not having a mental breakdown due to the fact that I busy all day that day.

Well there is a ton of stuff to sink your brains into.
More to come later.

Edited by Forsaken_angel24, 11 May 2009 - 11:45 PM.

[K-10]

First of all, I'd like to say that Massacre 4 appeared to me to be a total success. I had a great time and it was amazing. FA, I don't know how you do it but you pull it off with style. As for my pros and cons...

Pros
-Destroying people with my nightfinder in the first round and taking only one hit.

-Being able to bring out my girl Krolik and watch her turn from timid camper to merciless loser in way less time than it took me.

-Being able to rejoin with SGM, CNP, Afro Thunder and all our other American friends

-Watching FA be resourceful and getting a somewhat low-tech but well working game of defend the core working for the first time.

-Seeing Crooked's failed but amazing attempt at an over-the-barrier kill on Afro Thunder... And having Krolik dish out the punishment for trying lol.

-Not Being shot in the chest by Pearson

-Feeling much more confident and more like a pro this time around

-enjoying an all around good day with friends and strangers that feel more like family.


Cons

-My BBBB shotgun's trigger breaking before I could get off even a single shot (luckily, SGM's K-10 Special was there to save the day)

-Having to get up early to drive to Ajax (I'm not a morning person...)

-Not being able to get revenge on Krolik for shooting me twice

-Not being able to kill my nemesis (who shall remain nameless) because of their absence.

That's it.
I loved it!
Thanks FA!

[Codename Pending]

Wow, where to begin? These wars are truly Effeminate..and if you missed it, you definitely missed out on the chance of a lifetime!

-My pros list should definitely be longer than my cons, but to be honest, I don't remember a whole lot of what happened because I was so out of it the first half of the war. Note to self for next war: get adequate sleep the week before instead of about 7 hours of sleep for the 3 days prior to the war. It really messed with me having all of these darts flying at me while I was trying to figure out what the heck was going on..and in the process I took some nasty hits. Don't feel bad about shooting me, guys! It is a Nerf War and we are going to end up taking some painful hits, it is inevitable . I am totally fine with leaving the war with massive welts and bruises, it means that I actually got into the action! Don't be afraid to shoot a girl, because in the time that you are contemplating if you should do so, I will have already killed you!

-I don't think I really got any noteworthy kills, but I still did manage to rack up quite a few! (One of which was, again, Afro Thunder's shoe..not his foot this time but still quite amusing that I hit him in the vicinity of the foot AGAIN!) I also got Forsaken a few times, which made me feel better after stinking up the 1st half. Also, avenging my fellow woman and partner in crime during Wingman by taking out her attacker as well as 3 more before having darts rain down on me, ending my short-lived killing spree. I am glad K-10 brought her along! It was great meeting Kreulek (sp?)! I hope she comes out for the next war.

-My rushing skills were kept at bay due to my lack of sleep and ability to focus on anything at all really. But thanks to some caffeine, Gatorade, and Fester's Mom's food, I was almost back up to 100% skill level. for the second half of the war. For those of you that missed out on my full potential at this war, be prepared for the next one because I will be ready to avenge my less than stellar performance at this one!

-Defend the Core was absolutely scary! Defending the core was definitely as Pearson described. I would poke my head out from behind my barricade and muster the courage to shoot an oncoming attacker, only to get hit with about 6 shots at once! It was almost dang near impossible to do anything but sit in cover and pray for the madness to end! Still, I'd have to say it was a great game and I did enjoy it.

-Being betrayed during Guardian by Crooked who didn't understand the concept of truce..oh wait that's right he wasn't paying attention . It's ok buddy, I forgive you.

-Even though I didn't do as well as I did at Massacre 3, it was still amazing to watch everyone else kick some serious butt! Pearson and Afro seemed to be at each others throats every round, and it made for some great video I am sure. Forsaken, I was also part of your triple barrel tap with SGM and Legendary.

-Crooked had some amazing "acrobatics" I guess is what you could call it. Anyone that can jump a barricade like that deserves some sort of prize, and what better prize than cheeseballs!!! I can still picture the way his face lit up when SGM and I gave him his bucket of cheeseballs. I have never seen anyone so excited for cheeseballs, or for Vanilla Coke for that matter! Canadians sure do love them some Vanilla Coke! Perhaps next time we should take orders and sell it for you guys, haha.

-Becoming an honorary Canadian!

-Everyone did a great job and I don't think anyone left without a smile on his or her face! It was great getting to reunite with all of my Canadian pals as well as making some new ones I think that there is a strong bond growing between the American and Canadian Nerfers. I can't think of a nicer group of people to spend a weekend of Nerf with. (I am still amazed that your milk comes in bags though, haha!)

-Hats off to Fester and Forsaken for pulling off something as Effeminate as Massacre! I am glad I could be a part of it!

I am sure I will think of more to post, but that is all I have for now!

Edited by Codename: Pending, 12 May 2009 - 10:21 AM.

[mystefansdontflystraight]

Well, reading all these comments has brought up a few extra of my own:
+ Glint's awesome center flag push run. He ran about 90ft, hosed down someone with a MS, and got the flag kill. It was Effeminate.
+ K-10 screaming "I 1up you!" at K9.
+ Krolik: "I DONT CARE IF HE'S YOUR FUCKING COUSIN!! SHOOT HIM!!!!!"(After he had shot her)
+ Getting thinwall CPVC.
+ Crooked jumping over fester and Mr. Green getting it on camera.
+ Shooting slushie.
+ The eyes of fire.
+ Shooting my xbow and 2k at money train, him dodging both, and nailing me in the right leg with BOTH pistol splats. That guy is impossible to hit.
+ Fully calling that that guy's PAS would break. He told me there was a +bow spring in it and I said " I hope you reinforced it, that trigger is gonna break" He said "Ha no it won't". Guess what, 5 minutes later, the trigger nub snapped.
+ Playing most of the day with a big blast. That thing is awesome. Much higher velocity= easier to hit moving targets.
+ Getting 2 kills with an arrowstorm.
+ FA_24: "When you are right next to someone, try to tap them with your barrel instead of shooting them, to avoid causing unessecary pain. This applies to everyone except Dumpster, feel free to shoot him point blank"
One con:
I forgot my EaB at the war, and now dumpster has it.

EDIT: PICS!!!!

Getting ready. From left to right: Dude13(?) Applefury, Dumpster, Dirstache

Dumpster with the Boltok. He reminded me of a communist with the headband all day.

SGM and domsayer

FY125 or something like that.

Rokor

SGM loves to win. Segulli taking pics

Edited by mystefansdontflystraight, 12 May 2009 - 05:44 PM.

[deaddumpster]

I have pics now too!




Crooked and his two sets of eye protection. Badass


1337 getting shot in the head, as usual.


Glint attempting an Effeminate slide kill...

... and the end result.


MONEY TRAIN!!!

More to come later...

Edited by deaddumpster, 12 May 2009 - 06:36 PM.

[BoneRiot]

Dumpster that first pic came out great but really is so wierd and wrong.

[deaddumpster]

Dumpster that first pic came out great but really is so wierd and wrong.

Oh?


I now owe you another headshot. Remember this?

That sure as hell taught you not to sneak up on me!

Edited by deaddumpster, 12 May 2009 - 06:58 PM.

[Dude13]

MSDFS: Yup thats me in the first pic.

Dumpy: The pictures posted turned out excellent I can't wait to see the full album and video.

[1337]

1337 getting shot in the head, as usual.

Damn, that DID happen alot.

I seem to look mildly retarded in every picture taken.

Well, at least I don't look like you, Dumpster.

[Glint]

Gahdangit... Caught on camera getting shot...

But those two pics of me are really sweet in my opinion nontheless. Thanks Dumpster.
I remember that slide too...

- Watching K-10, afro thunder, glint, grimbsby pops and kid, and quite a few other who I can't remember right now evolve from newbs at the last war to deadly killing machines at this war.

Glint, Mike and I actually were going to present you with the Tag titles after the clean up, we didn't realize you had already left. Sadly this will have to be postponed until the next war at which you will have to defend them. We didn't really have time in between rounds sadly to present them to you.

Thanks? I don't really know which way to take that first part Nah, thanks for the compliment.

And as for the belts, that's dissapointing, but alright. Dante and I are completely prepared to defend our title. I expect Crooked and FA24 will be anticipating regaining their status.

Edited by Glint, 12 May 2009 - 08:24 PM.

[Pearson2]

I have pics now too!





More to come later...

This pic is beyond Effeminate. Quite possibly the coolest pic ever. The beauty too is that with the proper blocking it looks like Mike is pulling off a chris angel and is hovering above everyone else. Of course that's why we had to shoot him.


Glint you were pretty good at your first war but either through odd teaming or bad luck I didn't see you much at the first war. This war it seemed every time I turned or had the camera on you were doing some badass killing or gunning people down. Not an insult to the first war you were in just a testament to how good you were at this one.

Edited by Pearson2, 13 May 2009 - 02:19 PM.

[Forsaken angel24]

Some more photos:


Jay jumping over Fester during the big camera rush.


Pearson getting a jump kill.


Glint providing spread eagle defensive fire after I plowed into the barricade taking someone else out.


Slushy getting barrel tapped in the face?

I got the E-mail from Jim Green. I have 255 photos from the war coming. These are photos that have already been specially chosen out of probably 400 or more.
I am so stoked to see them.
It's going to make for one hell of a video.
I have the footage from two video Camera sources.
To my knowledge there were 2 other sources. Both Pearson and Apple fury were video taping as well.
Did anyone else take video footage of the war? If so contact me asap.
Pearson: Bring up the footage when you and K-10 come up on Friday.
Applefury I guess we can transfer your footage through msn again.

[Forsaken angel24]

Alright ladies and gents.
It's time for me to start working on this video.
I have plenty of work to do.

Who has got some good youtube safe music for me to use for these things.
I am always up for recommendations.
Looks like I might have footage for 3-5 parts.
I need music people!

[TantumBull]

Freeplaymusic.com is really good for that sort of thing. Here is the results for a search I ran for "Rock Hard".

Edited by TantumBull, 31 May 2009 - 10:21 PM.

[mystefansdontflystraight]

Im on a boat?

In all seriousness though:

Nectar- Opeth
Holy Mountains- System of a Down.
The firs part of Fosaken by As I lay Dying. It's pretty cool intro music, no vocals. Right up to the part when he starts screaming. It's a good 45 seconds long, I believe.

[mrlittle]

I hope you guys had fun. I wish I could go.

[bigred1rifleman]

What was that Frankenstein gun that 'Dumpster was using? It looked really cool.

Thanks
Finn

[deaddumpster]

What was that Frankenstein gun that 'Dumpster was using? It looked really cool.

Thanks
Finn

Slowguitarman's Boltok

[bigred1rifleman]

What was that Frankenstein gun that 'Dumpster was using? It looked really cool.

Thanks
Finn

Slowguitarman's Boltok

That looks like alot of fun, you lucky little bastard!

Finn