You're missing the point. This is your chance to put anything you want into some other dude's signature. Put some effort into it! Dig up some slash fiction or something. Impress me.
I had to have a whole thread dedicated to coming up with something for my signature and all I got was this dumb T-Shirt. -A side of nerf EDIT- This one is original
Edited by A side of nerf, 24 July 2008 - 09:03 PM.
Just put a link to this thread in his sig. That's humiliation enough.
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Welcome to I-dont-care-isburg, population: me. We're located in I-Don't-Give-a-Damn County, in scenic Shut-the-Hell-Up-achussets. Maybe you're familiar with our annual charity drive where we ask for shit, and no one gives any.
"His lovemaking was earthy and gritty, and no wonder, as he'd misplaced his dibber earlier that day, and had to use the only suitable piece of equipment he'd had to hand in the greenhouse at the time" -Lady Chatterley's Lover
You said go for slash fiction. This might not be slash, but it's taking it back to the classics.
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Alice came to the fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
"His lovemaking was earthy and gritty, and no wonder, as he'd misplaced his dibber earlier that day, and had to use the only suitable piece of equipment he'd had to hand in the greenhouse at the time" -Lady Chatterley's Lover
You said go for slash fiction. This might not be slash, but it's taking it back to the classics.
So are they saying he'd ordinarily have fucked her with a garden implement, or are they saying he had been using his wang as a garden implement earlier in the day, and thus it is now dirty? Either way I'm disappointed that the best option so far is a quote from Lady Chatterley's Lover. If someone says something mildly funny, you all have to post about how that's going right into your signature. There's even a thread just for showing off your signatures (which you're already doing every time you post). But ask someone to come up with an original thought....
Hey, you know, I'm not really into signatures. But whatever. I"m surprised VACC hasn't chimed in, he has a gift with words that not too many other people do. I'll give a go at something original.
How about something emo?
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When the sun blooms, I cry good morning. My tears of loneliness cut tracks down my face. I draw more eyes, freeing my tears. tears of blood, eyes of flesh, thoughts of steel. Etchings in my mind made permanent in my skin Who can love what's never been loved. Abominable.
I don't know, my heart's not really into it, I don't really hold anything against the guy. Let him have to be represented like that, maybe that'll embarrass him enough to be a little creative.
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Alice came to the fork in the road. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" responded the Cheshire cat. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
Mr. Tubb came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see! Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra exstatified!
It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever) It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)
I'm Mr. Tubb Like a tubb of butter I'll grease you up, and help you bust a nutter... ...on my face.
No
nerfsharpie6, on Jul 24 2008, 11:56 PM, said:
I'm so incompetent that I need some one to make a signature for me!1!1!!
"Up ma butt!" a quote from a radio talk show
"I enjoy the nice nutty taste of ass in the morning!"
No, No, and no.
Qui'lan Fett, on Jul 24 2008, 10:16 PM, said:
Mr. Tubb came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see! Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra exstatified! It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever) It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)
Big No.
analogkid, on Jul 24 2008, 08:57 PM, said:
So I've heard that VACC is a big fan of haiku... Come here and sit down I know a tale of a man With no signature
Maybe, but only if you write another thousand lines or so. An Effeminate poem of failure and douchebaggery begins with a simple haiku....
keef, on Jul 24 2008, 10:09 PM, said:
I enjoy bukakke with rice cakes and shemales.
It's the rice cakes that really makes this one.
-Phil "It took me 10 minutes to realize that the spellchecker just doesn't know how to spell 'Douchebaggery'" Langley
