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#1 Langley

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:10 PM

Sorry VACC, I perfer a large popcorn. It's sort of a dealbreaker.



Not to hijack the thread*, but maybe someone should sig that...



*: the thread's use is pretty much over now


Seems Mr Tubb is a little too lazy to sig me himself. He just hasn't been the same ever since Tubbgirl left him. Let's give him a hand with that.

Post something you'd like to see in Mr Tubb's signature. The best suggestion will be added to his signature, courtesy of VACC.

Edited by Langley, 24 July 2008 - 04:13 PM.

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#2 Split

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:30 PM

my mom said just to pump it more, so I did...


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#3 Langley

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:34 PM

You're missing the point. This is your chance to put anything you want into some other dude's signature. Put some effort into it! Dig up some slash fiction or something. Impress me.
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#4 A side of nerf

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 04:44 PM

I had to have a whole thread dedicated to coming up with something for my signature and all I got was this dumb T-Shirt.
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#5 Salmon

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 05:05 PM

Just put a link to this thread in his sig. That's humiliation enough.
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#6 zaphodB

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 06:38 PM

"His lovemaking was earthy and gritty, and no wonder, as he'd misplaced his dibber earlier that day, and had to use the only suitable piece of equipment he'd had to hand in the greenhouse at the time"
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You said go for slash fiction. This might not be slash, but it's taking it back to the classics.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:02 PM

"His lovemaking was earthy and gritty, and no wonder, as he'd misplaced his dibber earlier that day, and had to use the only suitable piece of equipment he'd had to hand in the greenhouse at the time"
-Lady Chatterley's Lover


You said go for slash fiction. This might not be slash, but it's taking it back to the classics.


So are they saying he'd ordinarily have fucked her with a garden implement, or are they saying he had been using his wang as a garden implement earlier in the day, and thus it is now dirty? Either way I'm disappointed that the best option so far is a quote from Lady Chatterley's Lover. If someone says something mildly funny, you all have to post about how that's going right into your signature. There's even a thread just for showing off your signatures (which you're already doing every time you post). But ask someone to come up with an original thought....

Edited by Langley, 24 July 2008 - 07:02 PM.

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#8 BustaNinja

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:03 PM

LOL I LIKE BUTTSEX IN MY BUTT


Something like that?

Or are you looking for something more clever then a crack at calling him gay?
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:14 PM

I'm Mr. Tubb
Like a tubb of butter
I'll grease you up,
and help you bust a nutter...
...on my face.


A nice, little poem. I was just waiting for something to come from his name. Mr. Tubb just sounds wrong.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:35 PM

Hey, you know, I'm not really into signatures. But whatever. I"m surprised VACC hasn't chimed in, he has a gift with words that not too many other people do. I'll give a go at something original.

How about something emo?

When the sun blooms, I cry good morning.
My tears of loneliness cut tracks down my face.
I draw more eyes, freeing my tears.
tears of blood, eyes of flesh, thoughts of steel.
Etchings in my mind made permanent in my skin
Who can love what's never been loved.
Abominable.


I don't know, my heart's not really into it, I don't really hold anything against the guy. Let him have to be represented like that, maybe that'll embarrass him enough to be a little creative.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 07:57 PM

So I've heard that VACC is a big fan of haiku...

Come here and sit down
I know a tale of a man
With no signature


Edited by analogkid, 24 July 2008 - 07:58 PM.

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 08:05 PM

I enjoy bukakke.
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:09 PM

I enjoy bukakke with rice cakes and shemales.


There ya go!
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:15 PM

So are we looking for something to humiliate him or just a new sig?

He just hasn't been the same ever since Tubbgirl left him.


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Probably dead by now, or something.


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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:16 PM



Mr. Tubb came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra exstatified!

It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)
It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:52 PM

But whatever. I"m surprised VACC hasn't chimed in



Well, you see, I can edit anyone's sig at any time. This is your time to shine. SHINE DAMN-IT!
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:56 PM

I'm so incompetent that I need some one to make a signature for me!1!1!!

I'll probably think of more as time goes on. It was the best I could think of at the moment.

"Up ma butt!" a quote from a radio talk show

"I enjoy the nice nutty taste of ass in the morning!"

Damn I can't think of anything else. I am so disappointed in myself right now!

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#18 Langley

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Posted 24 July 2008 - 11:40 PM

I'm Mr. Tubb
Like a tubb of butter
I'll grease you up,
and help you bust a nutter...
...on my face.

No

I'm so incompetent that I need some one to make a signature for me!1!1!!

"Up ma butt!" a quote from a radio talk show

"I enjoy the nice nutty taste of ass in the morning!"

No, No, and no.


Mr. Tubb came out and he smiled at me. Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra exstatified!
It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)
It's the Best sig ever! (Best sig ever)

Big No.

So I've heard that VACC is a big fan of haiku...
Come here and sit down
I know a tale of a man
With no signature

Maybe, but only if you write another thousand lines or so. An Effeminate poem of failure and douchebaggery begins with a simple haiku....

I enjoy bukakke with rice cakes and shemales.

It's the rice cakes that really makes this one.

-Phil "It took me 10 minutes to realize that the spellchecker just doesn't know how to spell 'Douchebaggery'" Langley
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#19 nerfsharpie6

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:17 AM

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#20 baghead

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 12:22 AM

I got it!!!!




"Every attempt to give me a new sig was an Effeminate fail, Including this one"

Edited by baghead, 25 July 2008 - 12:36 AM.

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#21 NerfMonkey

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 02:37 AM

How about this one:

I'm a fucktard


Short and to the point.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 02:39 AM

How about this one:

I'm a fucktard


Short and to the point.

I like that.

I really like:

"I sux dix for darts!"


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Posted 25 July 2008 - 03:04 AM

I direct midget porn.


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Posted 25 July 2008 - 06:36 AM

Best I could come up with

Bitte fondle mein Ges


I'll let someone else translate that.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 07:43 AM

Ooh, this is getting dirty. Just makes me want to rub myself down with caster oil and set my nipple on fire.
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