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#26 Philote

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 08:41 AM

Give Philote your money???
Or this one from a 60's special on the History Channel from a "sex activist".

My ultimate sexual fantasy is to be jerked of by homosexual fruitbats while giving head to horny aardvarks in a hotub full of jello in the parking lot of a Motel8.


Edited by Philote, 25 July 2008 - 08:44 AM.

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#27 Nate2

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 08:50 AM

Or just plain and simple:

Sigs are overrated.


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#28 Bomberman

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 01:03 PM

Oh, wait, I have something to put in here:

Hey, did you know I was banned from NHQ for being twelve? I tried to defend myself by saying I put the wrong year in my birthday.


Mr. Tubb was banned from NHQ a couple months ago because they found out he was twelve.

Edited by Bomberman, 25 July 2008 - 01:04 PM.

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QUOTE(silentsnipe) View Post

It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up.

#29 AssassinNF

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 03:26 PM

VACC won't change my sig until I [insert humiliating, disgusting, or impossible action here]


Here's the start of one... Fill in the blank.

Edited by AssassinNF, 25 July 2008 - 03:27 PM.

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Probably dead by now, or something.


#30 analogkid

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 03:34 PM

Maybe, but only if you write another thousand lines or so. An Effeminate poem of failure and douchebaggery begins with a simple haiku....

Well, that sounds like a challenge. Especially since there is a 300 character limit, unless VACC knows ways around it. I'll write some more and post them some time tomorrow, and yeah, they'll fit together like a mini-Effeminate haiku story. Which is exactly what it will be.
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#31 bpso86

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 03:47 PM

Ooh, this is getting dirty. Just makes me want to rub Mr. Tubb down with caster oil and set his nipple on fire.


Fixed.
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#32 imaseoulman

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 04:02 PM

Ooh, this is getting dirty. Just makes me want to rub myself down with caster oil and set my nipple on fire.


Wait, is this VACC's admission of having only one nipple? His choice of singular nouns is mildly disturbing...



...Perhaps he already set the other one on fire?
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#33 Quilan Fett

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:30 PM

Ooh, this is getting dirty. Just makes me want to rub myself down with caster oil and set my nipple on fire.


Wait, is this VACC's admission of having only one nipple? His choice of singular nouns is mildly disturbing...



...Perhaps he already set the other one on fire?

It is just like saying "Mike Tyson bit off my ear" or "I had my tooth pulled".

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#34 keef

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 05:58 PM

Oh, wait, I have something to put in here:

Hey, did you know I was banned from NHQ for being twelve? I tried to defend myself by saying I put the wrong year in my birthday.


Mr. Tubb was banned from NHQ a couple months ago because they found out he was twelve.


The only one who sounds 12 is the one who snitches.

How about:

General Cole and I got funky in the club.


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#35 Oro

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 08:49 PM

How about "I picked up a hooker from Thailand named Frances... It turned out her real name was Francis, I mean HIS real name."
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QUOTE(deaddumpster @ Jun 25 2008, 04:59 AM) View Post

Don't pry.......and gently pry it off with a flathead screwdriver.

#36 analogkid

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 09:49 AM

Come here and sit down
I know a tale of a man
With no signature


The rest...

An old tale it is
Of the laziness and fail
Of a Mr. Tubb

VACC had made a joke
About trading, date for 'bow
And Langley joined in

They said funny shit
And Mr. Tubb had a laugh
But its not over

A good idea
Would have been to sig the quote
But laziness won

But the hero VACC
And the valiant Langley too
Came to his rescue


Just the haikus themselves are exactly 300 characters. I could write more but its not gonna fit unless VACC is exempt from the 300 char rule.
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#37 Galaxy613

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 10:30 AM

"I hijack threads with reckless abandon!"


fixed
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#38 TED

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:52 AM

I Got My Sight Set On You
And I'm Ready To Aim
I Have A Heart That Will
Never Retain
I Knew You Were Something Special
When You Spoke My Name
Now I Can't Wait
To See You Again


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#39 sputnik

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:17 PM

I Got My Sight Set On You
And I'm Ready To Aim
I Have A Heart That Will
Never Retain
I Knew You Were Something Special
When You Spoke My Name
Now I Can't Wait
To See You Again


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Effeminate shit there Dark Shrimp.

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#40 TED

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:21 PM

It's miley cyrus... duh!
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#41 Lynx

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Posted 26 July 2008 - 11:05 PM

How about:

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!

or:

I go to NerfHaven for the, uhh, why am I here again?

or:

Dark Shrimp is invulnerable to banning.

Edited by Lynx, 26 July 2008 - 11:05 PM.

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#42 kingshane50

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:13 AM

what about something like;

"I iz teh epik failz"

or

"Rub a dub dub, three men in my ass!"

I think they're kinda funny.I dunno what you guys will think though. I've been awake for the better part of 24 hours now and most things seem funny to me.

also, to dark shrimp;

OMG iznt she like teh bestest!!1!OMFG!!!1!!11!

EDIT: I think this one is my best idea yet, though it still needs work. (by the way, i'm typing this from my phone so my word mobile doesn't include spell check);

"it's kinda like that saying that says one man's trash ia another man's treasure, only you just see a set of male genetailia(sp?) whereas I see a delicious meal!"

Edited by kingshane50, 27 July 2008 - 12:22 AM.

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#43 TED

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:44 AM

Dark Shrimp is invulnerable to banning.


You could be too if you guys actually nerfed like me.
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#44 Langley

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:07 PM

Just don't get too cocky. You know what happened to Rambo.
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#45 Philote

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 12:59 PM

I got one!
"You put his Poland in her Holland between her Thailand with a little help from Greece."
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#46 SirTofu

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 01:26 PM

General Cole and I got funky in the club.


This one or dark shrimps.
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#47 TED

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 09:02 PM

Just don't get too cocky. You know what happened to Rambo.


Yeah but everyone I nerf with doesn't hate me.
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#48 VACC

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Posted 27 July 2008 - 10:31 PM

Just don't get too cocky. You know what happened to Rambo.



Rambo only got a one month suspension....or was it two? Regardless, he has long since been quite capable of posting. Perhaps the punishment gave him the necessary impetus to learn restraint....or perhaps I neglected to send him the notification email with the duration of his hiatus.....
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#49 Lynx

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:33 PM

Yeah Dark Shrimp... I can't aim. I, of course, blame it on my lack of 5 or more X-Bows.
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#50 baghead

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Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:36 PM

Rambo only got a one month suspension....or was it two? Regardless, he has long since been quite capable of posting. Perhaps the punishment gave him the necessary impetus to learn restraint....or perhaps I neglected to send him the notification email with the duration of his hiatus.....



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