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#10313 I Ordered A T-shirt!

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 September 2003 - 09:56 PM in General Nerf

Shut up you Il-mannered result of a broken condom. You may all have one slice of cheesecake. Of course you'll have to wait... UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER!



#12016 I'm An Idiot

Posted by NerfManiac on 27 October 2003 - 08:28 PM in Off Topic

You should not do those music-sharing programs at all! They ( That music industry thingy) is starting to file a crap-ton of lawsuits against those who use them! I know that the possibility of that happening to you isn't very good. But, the highest lawsuit filed so far was about 30,000 dollars.... Against a 13 or 14 year old! I would just rather not take the chance.



#13013 Ball Guns

Posted by NerfManiac on 19 November 2003 - 10:44 AM in General Nerf

I had a Ballzooka. After a while it just stopped firing.



#20908 Funnier Videos And Quite A Frightning One

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 March 2004 - 05:13 AM in Off Topic

You know what he means. Quit ridin' this guy. Geez...

EDIT: I just saw that milkshake video. I hope you get hit by a truck, you sick monkey.



#21448 What!?!?!

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 March 2004 - 03:05 AM in News

You need help, spoon. No-one should ever need to know the strength of Vacc's Wedding Tackle. Not you. Not Box. Maybe Goo, but he probably already knows... Wherever the hell that guy is...



#11527 Funnyjunk

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 October 2003 - 09:51 AM in Off Topic

Do you want to get flamed, wrent?



#16927 There Is Nothing Good About Bbbs Or Crossbows

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 January 2004 - 03:50 AM in General Nerf

If they're moving then just forget about it.

Ok. I have been sprinting to the point of a cramp, and Ray shoots me with his Crossbow right in my chest. That guy can hit a moving target at like 50 ft no problem. I think just about any of the Yano/Lano participants can vouche for that one. But yea, hitting a moving target at 100 ft is pretty fucking hard. But get within 60 and you're hatin' it.

Personally, I like my Uruk-Hai crossbow with the nite finder for a side arm.



#12967 Single Barrelling A Rapid Fire 20

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 November 2003 - 07:15 PM in Modifications

A nice idea in theory but....

The RF20 has a piston which evenly distributes that "large amount of air" over a period of 20 shots. No-one that I know of has successfully gotten rid of the piston and still had a working gun.

The rf20 is meant to be an automatic. Don't change it.



#15814 Sylent_blade

Posted by NerfManiac on 05 January 2004 - 08:24 PM in Off Topic

Even lone wolves follow packs, yet they are never part of it


I don't think that's an accurate analogy, man. Now you are saying that he'll follow us, but yet he is afraid or too timid to come back. Which I don't think is the case.

You apologized. Very good form. With that being said I'd like to point out that even though you were a little bitch when you joined, I don't think that you should leave. You haven't been annoying or whatever in quite some time. If you do decide to leave, then best of luck wherever life decides to throw you.



#13004 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 November 2003 - 09:02 PM in Nerf Wars

That area looks pretty good. Providing it isn't as uptight as Irvine. It's only 40 minutes or so from my house. Nice find.



#13112 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 22 November 2003 - 02:08 AM in Nerf Wars

The park is so effin huge. Every needs a map or cell phone. Hehehe. This is gonna be just like goin to Disneyland. We might even need to incorporate the buddy system.



#13880 Nerf In Australia?

Posted by NerfManiac on 08 December 2003 - 02:06 AM in General Nerf

It's been quite some time since I've seen phils page. He doesn't update anymore, eh?



#13222 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 25 November 2003 - 12:44 AM in Nerf Wars

LMAO! Yeah. More like Spoon+Box. I'll never let that go.



#12837 Yano - New Location Discussion

Posted by NerfManiac on 14 November 2003 - 02:01 AM in Nerf Wars

i definately don't want to spend the night in the wilderness if spoon's coming.

LOL! I just remembered when spoon said "Hey box! I have lube in my van if you need it."



#5533 God Bless

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 June 2003 - 02:21 PM in General Nerf

Sounds like a great, big, steaming pile of bullshit to me. How about a pic of the "hole" in the concrete and a pic of the arrowstorm.



#8653 Aiming A Nerf Gun

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 August 2003 - 06:25 PM in General Nerf

Aiming a nerf gun accurately all the time is almost impossible. This is because we have yet to make a barrel perfectly straight. We need to incorporate machines into modification.



#12109 Nerf Hq Forums Down

Posted by NerfManiac on 29 October 2003 - 07:14 PM in Off Topic

OH SHIT! Everybody grab your n00b-proof goggles and vests!



#6857 More Pics Of The New Lineup

Posted by NerfManiac on 10 July 2003 - 08:32 PM in General Nerf

That Pop dart gun reminds me of a pump shotgun.



#2355 Good Sniper Wepons.

Posted by NerfManiac on 19 March 2003 - 12:30 AM in General Nerf

Ray pretty much sums it up. But if you insist on calling yourself a "nerf loser" or whatever floats your boat, just expect at your next war to be fully ass diddled by a guy with a PowerClip.



#19656 Homemade Writeup - Interest?

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 February 2004 - 07:06 PM in Homemades

One thing that has crossed my mind about fixing your problem is maybe, just maybe trying to use a mega, with a mega-fitting brass size. This idea has no backup whatsoever, so don't tear me a new ass with your formulas and "why nots."



#9845 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:48 PM in Off Topic

No, I am not a mod. I don't give a flying rat's ass about your accounts at Nhq. I'm talkin' about here. I can't wait for the Nhq forums to get back up.



#9819 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:03 PM in Off Topic

I'm starting to regret being nice to n00bs... Shut up before I throw a jar of petrolium jelly at you!



#9836 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 07:35 PM in Off Topic

1. This topic is the most useless piece of shit ever.
2. You don't like being called n00bs, eh? Now I know how to piss you off.
3. Spoon came up with the patrolium jelly diss way back in NO.
4. Do I even want to know where you live? I have no desire to visit a van down by the river.
5. You're post count does not reflect the size of your penis.
6. Ice nine... Ecko don't post every 5 minutes. It's kinda annoying.
7. This is the unn00bified version of Nhq. Once it is back up I'm sure you'll find that your accounts will be kindly deleted.

Run along now, children...



#9883 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 10:24 PM in Off Topic

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! Shut up dude! 14 posts per day! Shut the fuck up!



#46741 Primary Weapons

Posted by NerfManiac on 31 January 2005 - 03:44 PM in General Nerf

Hey, I've been out of the Nerf Scene for the past couple years. What are the usual primaries nowadays? Are they still the Uruk-hais, Air Techs, PCs and junk? Or are there some super duper pooper scooper weapons out there that I need to know about.

~Thanks,
Alex



#9814 Homestar Runner

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:56 PM in Off Topic

Are you really that malnourished? Or were you just dropped on your head as a toddler?



#14177 Hey Hey

Posted by NerfManiac on 12 December 2003 - 03:20 AM in General Nerf

Damn this topic is really fuckin funny. Thank you all who made this topic possible. I have had my good laugh for the day.



#7738 California Recall

Posted by NerfManiac on 06 August 2003 - 04:45 PM in Off Topic

Gay Davis is the biggest weenie ever. I hate him to the core of my soul. His "budget cut" laid off my friend's mom and now they have to move where she can get a job.



#14981 Lord Of The Rings Iii

Posted by NerfManiac on 24 December 2003 - 01:20 AM in Off Topic

Gimli: That still only counts as one!



#19651 The New Portal Page Is...

Posted by NerfManiac on 23 February 2004 - 06:37 PM in Site Feedback

I like it a lot. It gives me an ego boost for some reason...



#1363 Nerf Guns

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 February 2003 - 07:57 PM in General Nerf

No, I think they show a picture of the gun then throw the darts to make the gun look really cool.



#13090 Michael Jackson

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 November 2003 - 11:38 PM in Off Topic

You must be ---This Tall--- to ride Micheal!



#1548 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 February 2003 - 06:54 PM in Nerf Wars

Sorry, that must have happened after I left.



#1505 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 18 February 2003 - 11:12 AM in Nerf Wars

Toj, you really were pretty useless. :ph34r:



#1683 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 21 February 2003 - 02:20 AM in Nerf Wars

Alpha Male Kevin?? I know what it is but I just can't see it in you. :lol:  :P

Dude, you're like... 13? You don't have a fucking clue.

I will give you some points however for coming out and saying it. So far on the boards you've just been a wannabe badass. Picking easy targets like Toj (while hiding behind Spoon) or people who post in week or two dead threads isn't going to impress anybody. You end up looking like a passive-aggressive bitch who needs to be slapped.

Geez. It was a joke. Calm down a little bit... just a little.



#1645 Kick Ass Yano

Posted by NerfManiac on 20 February 2003 - 12:30 AM in Nerf Wars

Heh, WebbZter can't stop staring at the pic of Julie. Cxwq, you better run and hide before big bad WebbZter comes and starts pimping. Julie are you Chinese?

I had better run and hide? You are obviously unaware that you are addressing the alpha male.

Alpha Male Kevin?? I know what it is but I just can't see it in you. :P :P



#16290 Nerfing Awards

Posted by NerfManiac on 13 January 2004 - 10:58 AM in Off Topic

Ray is right on the mod award. Ragornocks has only done a few mods on here, while Cx has done 2/3 of the mods on this site.



#9811 New Homemade Darts

Posted by NerfManiac on 17 September 2003 - 06:50 PM in Homemades

Jesus Fucking Christ! I go away for a day or two, and there's a goddamn n00b invasion! Can we delete them?



#1866 Shotgunners Rejoyce!

Posted by NerfManiac on 28 February 2003 - 12:58 AM in Modifications

Très agréable. Je n'ai jamais su ce concept même existé. Même si vous n'avez pas fait qu'en haut, il ait pris beaucoup de penser.

Edit: Very nice. I never knew that concept even existed. Even if you didn't make that up, it took a lot of thinking.



#1876 Shotgunners Rejoyce!

Posted by NerfManiac on 28 February 2003 - 10:43 AM in Modifications

Wow this is getting pretty wierd not to mention off topic. By the way I'm in French 1. :D