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#1 Famine

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 05:57 PM

Thoughts, feelings, opinions. I personally think it's all a massive conspiracy being orchastrated by The Artist to bring the King of Pop down. And that Santa Barbara District Attourney looks like a cock. I wonder if Sgt-Governor Schwarteneggar will have to storm the Jackson compound to rescue the next victim....
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#2 Nello

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:09 PM

Back in the day Mike made some good music, but now he's a nutcase. I had a tough time choosing between, "what happened to his face" and "keep your kids away from him."
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#3 MissouriKid

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:15 PM

Why the heck were the parents even letting there kids near Michael Jackson in the first place?
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:17 PM

Why the heck were the parents even letting there kids near Michael Jackson in the first place?

exactly if/when I get kids I would'nt let them near him!
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 06:36 PM

I just want to take him and drop him off a balcony B)
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 07:05 PM

He's a cockspanking pedophile... that's all I have to say.

He thinks he's a good person because he's nice to kids, and he says he loves them. It can be interpreted both ways, but I think it's both anyway. I watched a special on him on Much Music, and it was quite unsettling. He mentioned all the children he slept with, and said they chose to sleep in his bed.

I say buh buh buh bullshit. My opinion is my opinion, and I think he's been on a decline ever since he held the baby out the window... WHAT THE FUCK was he thinking? Did he think the fucking baby asked him to do that? Most likely, since he is a skitzafrantic (excuse spelling) retard. He probably hears his bloody toast talking to him.

SB is out.
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#7 LiKnSmAkScOmIn

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 08:42 PM

he drinks this for brekkist
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 09:03 PM

The picture didn't show up... said the server didnt exist anymore. Are you sure it has the right Target URL?

Anyways... yeah. What was the picture of anyway?
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:28 PM

Holy shit Chris, this could be the most clever topic title ever. Thank you, you just made my day man.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:44 PM

All your MJ joke needs.
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Posted 20 November 2003 - 10:55 PM

Knock Knock
Whos there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Micheal Jackson
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#12 NerfManiac

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Posted 20 November 2003 - 11:38 PM

You must be ---This Tall--- to ride Micheal!
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#13 cxwq

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 01:02 AM

Clearly died in the 80's, come on guys! This... thing... looks *nothing* like Michael Jackson.

Looks kinda like Bubbles actually.


I think it's really ironic that this was the only match when I did a google image search for: michael jackson comparison photos

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Posted 21 November 2003 - 06:53 AM

Funny...this is what I got when I searched for MJ look-alikes.:

Posted Image Compared to this...Posted Image

He-man is a little too homoerotic. Megatron sounds about right...the resemblence is shocking. Clearly he died in the 80's, though.
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 07:26 AM

Ha ha ha! What the hell is wrong with search engines these days?

Although the white/yellow face on that purple skeleton dude matches MJ's white face quite nicely. As does Megatron's whole body. Maybe that's how the search engine searched... for white things.
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Posted 22 November 2003 - 12:56 PM

Although the white/yellow face on that purple skeleton dude

Purple Skeleton dude? PURPLE SKELETON DUDE?!!? He is SKELETOR, and he has laid waste to hundreds of worlds! He is the great usurper and bringer of chaos and evil!!! Only the greatest of homo-erotic heroes can stop him!
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Posted 22 November 2003 - 01:20 PM

Ah, I see. Only the greatest homo-erotic heroes can end his homo-erotic reign? Well then, looks like it's time for good old Green Lantern to lay waste to Skeletor. I apologize to the fans of Green Lantern, if there are any.

Anybody wondering why somebody would make a keyword for their picture Michael Jackson, when the picture has no relation to him what-so-ever except for relative whiteness? Beat the penguins out of me.
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#18 IronRhino

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 01:33 PM

Actually, after seeing Boy George on I love the 80s, MJ doesn't look too bad...
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#19 Sylent Blade

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 01:35 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! *Falls off chair*. That, was great.
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Posted 22 November 2003 - 01:38 PM

So you fuckers mean to say that if Michael Jackson invited you to a sleep over in never never land, you'd say no?! What the fuck, imagine the candy and balloons! ...and wine!
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#21 Sylent Blade

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 01:44 PM

Candy, balloons, wine... and homo-erotic situations.

I'd have to pass.

EDIT: I think you were joking though. Well, I hope you were.
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#22 neonerfer

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 02:21 PM

Candy, balloons, wine... and homo-erotic situations.

I'd have to pass.

EDIT: I think you were joking though. Well, I hope you were.

Come on little boy, step into my van. I also have icecream, you'd certainly like some ice cream, wouldn't you? Come over to my side of the bed, little booooooooooooooooooooooooooooy!!
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#23 Sylent Blade

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 03:31 PM

Ice cream!? Do you have vanilla?
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Posted 22 November 2003 - 03:39 PM

Ice cream!? Do you have vanilla?

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Posted 22 November 2003 - 04:03 PM

Ice cream!? Do you have vanilla?

nasty

Your point would be?
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