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#9314 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 06 September 2003 - 12:50 PM in Nerf Wars

I prefer the simpler CRACK of the whip Langley.



#9331 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 06 September 2003 - 10:37 PM in Nerf Wars

Excellent!
I'll try to talk to the bortkos. If need be we can all squeeze into the van or get Talio to drive someone.



#9069 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 02 September 2003 - 07:49 PM in Nerf Wars

I'm pretty sure its limited to one outside the family, but hey, if you wanna, go for it.



#9057 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 02 September 2003 - 06:28 PM in Nerf Wars

Tyler, are you driving us there or is your mam? Cuz if it is you, you get props for doing something pretty illegal.



#8544 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 21 August 2003 - 09:29 AM in Nerf Wars

Phil, you might have just shot yourself in the foot.
Now that theres a banner, you actually have to have the war.



#9334 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 06 September 2003 - 11:07 PM in Nerf Wars

C'mon Phil....



#8017 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 10 August 2003 - 11:22 PM in Nerf Wars

Hahahaha, its a cold day in Hell when Evil misses anything because of work.



#9232 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 04 September 2003 - 07:31 PM in Nerf Wars

Take a broom in there when you go and maybe a hairdryer.



#8999 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 01 September 2003 - 06:19 PM in Nerf Wars

Tyler (I have no idea how to spell your name) I'll take that offer up.



#8939 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 31 August 2003 - 09:12 AM in Nerf Wars

Has anyone mentioned this to the twins lately? I asked them about their pops driving again and they said maybe.



#8482 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 20 August 2003 - 09:14 AM in Nerf Wars

You're damn right you can try! I want to see your ass there GunnedDown!



#8513 Gnomefest2

Posted by Mantis on 20 August 2003 - 06:46 PM in Nerf Wars

The twins said their dad would be willing, but I dont know if he could fit us all in there. Maybe if we took his truck....



#8468 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by Mantis on 19 August 2003 - 09:33 PM in Site Feedback

I was thinking include it in the stefan part,

...
Bag of stefans and ski masks-$10
...



#8314 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by Mantis on 16 August 2003 - 01:21 PM in Site Feedback

Front: There's two people fucking on the back of my shirt
Back: (a big picture of VACC giving the thumbs up) Just kidding! www.nerfhaven.com

Nerf- Helping white kids shoot each other since 1991.

www.nerfhaven.com
We aren't all gay

Reasons we like nerfhaven.com
Cheaper than paintball
Can be played anywhere
(...)



#8345 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by Mantis on 17 August 2003 - 09:02 AM in Site Feedback

Nerf Haven
Don't worry, I can't shoot you from here

Very good one!



#8457 Give NH A New Tagline

Posted by Mantis on 19 August 2003 - 07:00 PM in Site Feedback

Sniperwolf might actually be onto something there, but you need to throw ski-masks in there somewhere.



#13973 Give A Little You Fucks.

Posted by Mantis on 09 December 2003 - 09:29 PM in Off Topic

Yeah, if all the kids that were stuck in bed for a few months got nerf guns, they'd have nothing but stand offs! *going to hell, aisle seat*



#3043 Girls...

Posted by Mantis on 06 April 2003 - 07:50 PM in Off Topic

[quote name='JT Nerf Girl' date='Apr 7 2003, 12:23 AM'][quote name='Zero Talent' date='Apr 6 2003, 08:16 PM']You were born!!

How many pixies do you know that Nerf?[/color][/quote]
Well there is about half of the LCM...but lets not get into that.



#117001 Gears Of War Tournaments

Posted by Mantis on 24 July 2007 - 03:05 PM in Off Topic

I'm inclined to guess that your best bet would be checking for any LAN places around you, as I can't imagine many other joints would host a video game tournament.

You could always hold one.



#11555 Funnyjunk

Posted by Mantis on 18 October 2003 - 03:47 PM in Off Topic

I thought some stuff there was pretty funny.

*looks around quickly and sits back down*



#21272 Funnier Videos And Quite A Frightning One

Posted by Mantis on 13 March 2004 - 04:20 PM in Off Topic

You're all wrong, he never meant to say notion, he meant to say what he said, motion. Jeez, I leave for a few weeks and I come back to a bunch of homos trying to correct someone who isnt even wrong.



#33863 From The NerfHaven Mail Bag

Posted by Mantis on 12 August 2004 - 10:23 PM in Site Feedback

Call me a n00b, but dont a lot of the same people go to both forums?

Aren't we all just a bunch of people that are too old to play with toy guns...but we do it anyway?



#9448 Forum Contest!

Posted by Mantis on 08 September 2003 - 07:22 PM in Modifications

*raises hand* Those dollar store blasters are eligible right?


*someone else raises their hand* Is that gonna be on a test?



#9570 Forum Contest!

Posted by Mantis on 10 September 2003 - 07:17 PM in Modifications

I dont wanna give anything away, but we should have some excellent entries here. I know from seeing the progression of Langley's creation that if he gets his ass in gear and finishes it, it will need stiff competition to be beaten.

I, on the other hand, need to find a rare dollar store gun before I can even start.



#7900 Fireside Chat With Vacc And Spoon

Posted by Mantis on 08 August 2003 - 10:07 PM in General Nerf

I agree with this, and hope I got the jist of things.
But I think that the difference between having fun and trying to diddle the shit out of people (which I suppose we did to Spoon at Apoc) is all the difference. Try to figure that sentence out on your own.
Either way, I like to compare Nerf to Counter-Strike, in that there are some people who are total fucking jackasses and only use the AWP (a super losing gun that is really gay) and the people who can put down the ultra sexy guns and use a pump shotgun or Deagle. Same with nerf, since there are some who only use the guns that cut people to Swiss cheese (Evil was one of these with that damn concoction of his, but he used his Maxshot the other day). Thats one of the reasons I think Vacc is really cool, because he knows that he should put down the Binkster and whip out a blastfire or dual LnL's, maybe because he thinks its more fun or he realizes the LCM sucks.
To summarize this nonsensical post, I agree with the others who say the gun doesnt make the game fun.



#33714 Feelings About High School

Posted by Mantis on 10 August 2004 - 10:27 PM in Off Topic

Go rent Dazed and Confused, then apply it to your situation.



#89748 Fall Dcno?

Posted by Mantis on 15 September 2006 - 12:01 AM in Nerf Wars

Alright, I wanna come. But don't make it near Halloween. Weekends work. Times up, LETS DO THIS LERRROOOOY JEEEEENKINS



#27546 Expand-a-blast Mod

Posted by Mantis on 02 June 2004 - 03:31 PM in Modifications

If you mod the gun right, you don't have to worry much about the spring. I think i stretched mine once and it wasnt even much of a stretch. My point is, if you do the rest of the mod right, the gun will kick ass without changing the spring.
That's just because I was too lazy to go find a good spring and pay for it though.



#1436 Efficiency Equation!

Posted by Mantis on 16 February 2003 - 09:43 PM in General Nerf

Shouldnt you include something for the number of pumps per set?



#101708 Ecno '07

Posted by Mantis on 02 April 2007 - 05:46 PM in Nerf Wars

Hey guys,

Due to some scheduling changes, I can make the war now. It just depends on how much reading I want to put off that weekend. If I come, it'll probably be with a carload, so count me as a maybe with 3-4.


Hopefully see you guys in a couple of weeks



#101400 Ecno '07

Posted by Mantis on 25 March 2007 - 01:50 PM in Nerf Wars

I would wanna come, but I have stuff going on that day and night, so I'll have to take a rain check on this war.



Keep on keeping on



#7435 East Side...West Side...

Posted by Mantis on 28 July 2003 - 04:30 PM in General Nerf

You can partake in the trampling, just dont wear the clogs.



#5997 East Side...West Side...

Posted by Mantis on 24 June 2003 - 11:31 PM in General Nerf

Ah, I am so glad we dont have to deal with that shit over here. Of course, we dont have any 8 year olds playing anyway, so I reckon things are a bit different.



#6115 East Side...West Side...

Posted by Mantis on 27 June 2003 - 01:58 PM in General Nerf

So come to Apoc



#25530 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 04 May 2004 - 04:43 PM in Nerf Wars

Yeah, I think I'm just gonna start making ammo the week before this war and not stop until the end of the summer. After seeing a park Evil thought would be good (and I concur), I realized I'm gonna need a boatload of darts for the coming wars.



#26945 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 24 May 2004 - 08:37 PM in Nerf Wars

Seeing as how I'm the big bag head lifegaurd, I could make sure me and the Weeman get there without a problem.



#25690 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 08 May 2004 - 02:32 PM in Nerf Wars

We'll be nerfing on the Olsen twins birthday.
*thinks about how the I Win topic is going to be resurrected"



#24845 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 25 April 2004 - 09:09 PM in Nerf Wars

Sounds sweet.
Dare I ask for a headcount this early?



#26315 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 16 May 2004 - 03:08 PM in Nerf Wars

Gunnedown!!! You get your ass to this war, pronto!



#25384 East Coast War

Posted by Mantis on 02 May 2004 - 04:55 PM in Nerf Wars

The Horsemen can be seen in the angry glare of every diddler going to prison, every pedophile that just got caught, and if you look hard enough, they can be seen in the middle of a rainbow.