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#1 cxwq

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 03:35 PM

After the suspension of Mraow, best known for his insightful comments here and here, gmail kicked into AI mode and insightfully decided that these were spam. I found them today and couldn't stop laughing.


Please unban me, that was my fucking brother. He typed stuff when i was pissing.


God, my dad pulled the Internet line because me and my fucking brother were fighting and I couldn't email you for a long time. for Did you ban me because my bother said something fucking retarded? If it was, that wasn't me damn it, my fucking brother was on. I don't talk like that shit. Seriously, he got me banned from tons of things like WarcrafIII before. I just found out I can go to the damn forums and was so excited, I had to go piss. Please unban me, I promise he'll never touch the fucking computer

-Mraaow


PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE? ILL STOP SENDING FUCKING MAIL!???


I FUCKING BEG OF YOU! MY FUCKING BROTHER WOULD GET OFF! PLEASE LET ME SEE THE FORUMS! PLEASEeeeeee. PITY ME! ThAT WASNT ME, PLEASE FUCKING UNBAN MEE... I WANTED TO FUCKING TALK WITH YOu FOR A LONG TIME!!! I EVEN WANTED TO mAKE A WEBSITE JUSTLIKE YOURS!!! I AN FUCKING CRRYING RIGHT NOW! plEASE LET ME BACK IN?! WKLEW FUCK! PELASE! YES IM FUCKING BEGGING! IVE DONE NOTHING WORNG! plEASE unBAN ME FROM the NerF SIte. WHAHh


Oh man... classic shit right there.

Thanks Mraow.
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#2 Groove

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 03:38 PM

plEASE unBAN ME FROM the NerF SIte. WHAHh

God. Classic.
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 03:44 PM

Heh, great. Now I won't be able to stop laughing for a week.
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#4 THIRST

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 03:57 PM

Most trolls dont beg when theyre banned...maybe hes just a natural born ass. Tell him to go to nhq if he actually is telling the truth...

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#5 cxwq

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 04:06 PM

I WANTED TO FUCKING TALK WITH YOu FOR A LONG TIME!!! I EVEN WANTED TO mAKE A WEBSITE JUSTLIKE YOURS!!! I AN FUCKING CRRYING RIGHT NOW!


Sorry, I can't even begin to imagine a world in which I would take that comment seriously.
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#6 ShortShit

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 04:22 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH wonderful!
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 05:26 PM

hellonwheels@iamwasted.com

That's the best way to get a point across and preserve anonimity... :D
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#8 ompa

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 08:47 PM

Oh the entertainment value of those comments is priceless... Oh man. I wonder if he's really that serious about getting back in....
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Nah.

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#9 Black Wrath

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Posted 10 August 2004 - 11:41 PM

... I guess he hasn't discovered the "Caps Lock" key on his keyboard yet?

Truely sad, typing a whole e-mail while holding down the shift key, it makes me cringe.

That was truely a terrible read, but great entertainment. Pweese cX, let hym abck in2 da 'Haven, he trewlly wunts 2 b bax!
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#10 VoLT

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 01:10 AM

Whoa. That's some funny stuff. I mean, seeing "FUCKING" before eevry verb is pretty entertaining. But atleast he admitted he was "cryying". I mean, YoU GOTTA FUCKING COMEND A GUy WHO FUCKING SAYs HES CRYYING.
Sorry. Got a little carried away.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 07:21 AM

Giving your brother the chance to write stupid stuff into your favorite forum: 0$

Getting you Nerfhaven Account banned: 0$

Begging the Admin about getting unbanned: priceless
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#12 moosenukem

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 10:09 AM

Hahaha, that was a classic. :lol:
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#13 Ragornocks

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 03:09 PM

Fuck.

Cx, you send the six letters "N", "E", "R", "F", "H", or "Q" to him, and I'll be forced to eat six feet of stainless steel.
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#14 Ironman

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 04:21 PM

Man he is a fucked up bitch.
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Posted 11 August 2004 - 06:56 PM

I FUCKING BEG OF YOU! MY FUCKING BROTHER WOULD GET OFF!

Is it just me and my sick mind, or is this quote at least a little bit amusing?

Funny emails, Cx. Them dar' trolls always try to find an excuse for their stupidity.
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#16 Alexthebeast

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Posted 11 August 2004 - 09:19 PM

::Giggle:: THat was great. Keep it coming.
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#17 rawray7

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 02:38 PM

::Giggle:: THat was great. Keep it coming.

i think to do that we'd have to start attracting more retards...and i doubt that's really a good idea. i mean, i like the pace of our bannings at the moment...not too many, just enough to make you want to check the forums every now and then.
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#18 Alexthebeast

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:50 PM

True. All we need for retards though is the NHQ domain ^_^
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#19 Jangadance

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:55 PM

And their infinite fucking patience for jerkoffs like you who think they're superior because they registered 2 years ago but still act as bad as any n00b we've had.
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#20 Ragornocks

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 03:57 PM

Fucking ouch.

Lotsa fuck here...too much fuck, really. No more fuck.

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There.
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hug the fuck out of 'em, philippe!

#21 Alexthebeast

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 09:12 PM

And their infinite fucking patience for jerkoffs like you who think they're superior because they registered 2 years ago but still act as bad as any n00b we've had.

You're just mad I posted my pwn :P
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#22 Mantis

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 10:23 PM

Call me a n00b, but dont a lot of the same people go to both forums?

Aren't we all just a bunch of people that are too old to play with toy guns...but we do it anyway?
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#23 Alexthebeast

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Posted 12 August 2004 - 11:35 PM

The Manboy has a point.
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<Fooz> In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

#24 taita cakes

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 03:34 AM

I swear, if i wasn't in Australia right now, i'd do a nerf drive-by on both your asses.

[I'm on both forums]
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#25 Ironman

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Posted 13 August 2004 - 10:01 AM

Same here. I nerf every so often in a war but not every day.
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