My Fucking Mom Is A Fucking Retard
#1
Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:41 PM
~James
#2
Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:45 PM
#3
Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:53 PM
Yeah, I love his mother very much, too.Don't talk about your mother that way. She's a wonderful woman, and I love her very very much.
#4
Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:57 PM
~James
#5
Posted 03 October 2003 - 11:10 PM
#6
Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:08 AM
#7
Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:30 AM
Furthermore, what are you so pissed about? If this is one of those times when you and your mom have little disagreements, then it's no excuse to post it on these boards. I get in fights with my mom, but I don't go on NH and accuse her of being a "Fucking Fucker, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck her" or whatever the hell you said.
#8
Posted 04 October 2003 - 01:22 AM
of Mag-7
East Coast Nerf 2009: Quid pro quo, douchebags!
#9
Posted 04 October 2003 - 01:56 AM
~James
#10
Posted 04 October 2003 - 03:34 AM
"Trust no one, not even yourself" -Me
"Hey I was watching that!" "It'll be on next Christmas" "Who the hell knows when that's gonna be?" -Peter Griffin
#11
Posted 04 October 2003 - 09:59 AM
Of course, you're gonna deny both of these things happening, but at least one can be proven.
K:H=1.00
Shots Fired: 2.1 x 10^4
Fun had: 97%
#12
Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:12 PM
Dude... they're called "women".no look it's not little petty arguements it's really really hard to explain. it's like talking to a wall no matter what she won't really listen to what i have to say. she just assumes she's right all the time.
#13
Posted 04 October 2003 - 02:32 PM
#14
Posted 04 October 2003 - 03:36 PM
but we do sh*t and F---"
~Webbster, Foam Improvement.
"I got four points... I sackled you"
#15
Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:29 PM
They what? Have sex in your bed?My mom and stepdad piss me off too, because they ... nevermind.
#16
Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:30 PM
"Trust no one, not even yourself" -Me
"Hey I was watching that!" "It'll be on next Christmas" "Who the hell knows when that's gonna be?" -Peter Griffin
#17
Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:53 PM
Sweet!!!I have a light on my bike.
of Mag-7
East Coast Nerf 2009: Quid pro quo, douchebags!
#18
Posted 04 October 2003 - 07:04 PM
- Death
#19
Posted 04 October 2003 - 07:04 PM
If that's the case, and your mom is so stupid, then move out, get a job, and show your mom just how smart you are.no look it's not little petty arguements it's really really hard to explain. it's like talking to a wall no matter what she won't really listen to what i have to say. she just assumes she's right all the time.
Don't forget you have to wash your own clothes, cook your own meals, clean your house (not just your room anymore), pay your bills for electricity, phone, internet, rent, and then your toys that you are probably pissed off about that you can't get. Stuff costs money, y'know.
I'm a parent. I buy my son (6) all kinds of Nerf stuff and fix 'em up for him...why? Because he's a good kid. He studies hard, he does his chores, and he listens when I ask him to behave himself. If he doesn't listen, I whack him in the ass. Then he listens much better.
Will he be the same when he's your ages? I don't know, but the rule will still apply; if he thinks he's smarter, stronger, wiser, or more badass than his dad, he's welcome to go at it, anytime. I still clothe, feed, and shelter him. And that means that I know what's best for him. It's a parent's responsibility.
Be glad you have a mom. Period.
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#20
Posted 04 October 2003 - 09:27 PM
Your post is the best thing I have read on the net Pineapple, well said.
If he doesn't listen, I whack him in the ass. Then he listens much better.
I especially find that part hilarious.
Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties, Smokin' blunts
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
-Jay
#21
Posted 04 October 2003 - 10:34 PM
K:H=1.00
Shots Fired: 2.1 x 10^4
Fun had: 97%
#22
Posted 04 October 2003 - 11:09 PM
Either way, it's not because my parents fuck eachother in my bed, that's fucking gross. Sometimes they ask questions, and I reply firmly with "I don't know". The problem is, they ask me the same thing five times over. The questions aren't things like "are you on crack?", just simple things. I understand they want to know, but when I don't know, I can't tell them. They also do a lot of illogical things, yet they do not give me an explaination of WHY they did this, however, they always inquisit my reasons behind my actions, and ALWAYS try and deter me. Honestly, they've been pissed off ever since I've became atheist and refuse to pray.
but we do sh*t and F---"
~Webbster, Foam Improvement.
"I got four points... I sackled you"
#23
Posted 05 October 2003 - 12:38 AM
1) Most parent's can't relate to the fact that most modern male teenagers live completely on impulse and make no definite plans (most women don't understand this either). So when they ask shit that you just don't know try to reply with either "when I know/find out, I will tell you." or respond with a vague, ambigious, yet plausible LIE. Examples
Q: What are you doing after school?
A:I'm suppossed to meet some people at the mall/arcade/pizzeria.
Q: Who are you meeting?
A: Oh well, (Friend A) should be there but then he said he had some stuff to do so I might meet up with (Friend who was gonna call (Friend C).
Q: Where are you going?
A: We were gonna decide later.
2) Don't say "aethiest", it sounds juvenille. Just say some BS like you're "searching for something that reflects your own beliefs and you want to be free to make your own decisions on what you place your faith in". Parents can't get on your case when you clearly explain that you're exercising your constitutional rights. If your family is big on holiday prayer shit then don't be a douche and protest participating, show respect, just politely explain that you don't feel comfortable leading/taking an active role in something you don't agree with.
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East Coast Nerf 2009: Quid pro quo, douchebags!
#24
Posted 05 October 2003 - 11:22 AM
Or say Agnostic, it shows a little more respect for religious thought and doesn't bash their religion entirely.2) Don't say "aethiest", it sounds juvenille. Just say some BS like you're "searching for something that reflects your own beliefs and you want to be free to make your own decisions on what you place your faith in". Parents can't get on your case when you clearly explain that you're exercising your constitutional rights. If your family is big on holiday prayer shit then don't be a douche and protest participating, show respect, just politely explain that you don't feel comfortable leading/taking an active role in something you don't agree with.
#25
Posted 05 October 2003 - 11:38 AM
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