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#1 wtrent10

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:41 PM

GOD MY MOM IS SUCH A FUCKING FUCKER!!!!!!!! she has this stupid vision of what a good parent is in her head and if she doesn't act like that vision then she thinks she's a bad parent and she has to prove to herself she's a good parent by doing that. otherwise she feels insecure. she's not doing anything for me she's doing it for herself!!!!!!!!!!! it's the most annoying fucking thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#2 Jangadance

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:45 PM

Don't talk about your mother that way. She's a wonderful woman, and I love her very very much.

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:53 PM

Don't talk about your mother that way. She's a wonderful woman, and I love her very very much.

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Yeah, I love his mother very much, too.
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#4 wtrent10

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 10:57 PM

ok...
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"

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#5 Icy Rhapsody

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 11:10 PM

dude, what exactly is she doing thats getting you so pissed?
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#6 IronRhino

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:08 AM

Well there are her escapades with VACC for one thing...
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:30 AM

Don't talk about your mother like that, you jerk. Mom's are cool. I like my mom. She's, uh, cool. Yeah.

Furthermore, what are you so pissed about? If this is one of those times when you and your mom have little disagreements, then it's no excuse to post it on these boards. I get in fights with my mom, but I don't go on NH and accuse her of being a "Fucking Fucker, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck her" or whatever the hell you said.
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#8 Famine

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 01:22 AM

Dude, your mom is not a "Good Mom". Trust me, she's naughty. And she really LIKES being naughty. Although that stuff with Vacc was just down right perverse.... then again she carried that school girl outfit pretty well for a woman her age (especially considering she's bared children).
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#9 wtrent10

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 01:56 AM

no look it's not little petty arguements it's really really hard to explain. it's like talking to a wall no matter what she won't really listen to what i have to say. she just assumes she's right all the time.
"This movie is the cause for all mental retardation. every kid I see walking down the street slamming their hand against their chest and yelling some incoherent sound I'm gonna point at them and yell, 'NO!!!!!!!! YOU WATCHED SKY CAPTAIN!!!!'"

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#10 six-hungry-ducks

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 03:34 AM

Holy shit dude, my dad is the same way. He thinks he's always right. I know how you feel man. But what exactly is she assuming here?
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#11 Mantis

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 09:59 AM

Wow, maybe you're 12 year old self should stop screaming at your parents for not listening, and never make a topic out of it expecting empathy or something like it.

Of course, you're gonna deny both of these things happening, but at least one can be proven.
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 12:12 PM

no look it's not little petty arguements it's really really hard to explain. it's like talking to a wall no matter what she won't really listen to what i have to say. she just assumes she's right all the time.

Dude... they're called "women".
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#13 neonerfer

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 02:32 PM

Eat her babies.
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#14 GunnedDown

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 03:36 PM

My mom and stepdad piss me off too, because they ... nevermind.
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:29 PM

My mom and stepdad piss me off too, because they ... nevermind.

They what? Have sex in your bed?
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:30 PM

I have a light on my bike.
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#17 Famine

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:53 PM

I have a light on my bike.

Sweet!!!
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#18 Zero Talent

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 07:04 PM

Hey, look on the bright side; Many species eat their young if they don't leave the nest quickly enough. How's that for maternal love?
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 07:04 PM

no look it's not little petty arguements it's really really hard to explain. it's like talking to a wall no matter what she won't really listen to what i have to say. she just assumes she's right all the time.

If that's the case, and your mom is so stupid, then move out, get a job, and show your mom just how smart you are.

Don't forget you have to wash your own clothes, cook your own meals, clean your house (not just your room anymore), pay your bills for electricity, phone, internet, rent, and then your toys that you are probably pissed off about that you can't get. Stuff costs money, y'know.

I'm a parent. I buy my son (6) all kinds of Nerf stuff and fix 'em up for him...why? Because he's a good kid. He studies hard, he does his chores, and he listens when I ask him to behave himself. If he doesn't listen, I whack him in the ass. Then he listens much better.

Will he be the same when he's your ages? I don't know, but the rule will still apply; if he thinks he's smarter, stronger, wiser, or more badass than his dad, he's welcome to go at it, anytime. I still clothe, feed, and shelter him. And that means that I know what's best for him. It's a parent's responsibility.

Be glad you have a mom. Period.
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#20 xedice

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 09:27 PM

lol!!@!11!

Your post is the best thing I have read on the net Pineapple, well said.

If he doesn't listen, I whack him in the ass. Then he listens much better.


I especially find that part hilarious.
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#21 Mantis

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 10:34 PM

You would, yah sicko.
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#22 GunnedDown

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Posted 04 October 2003 - 11:09 PM

Piney proves a good point. Guys our age likely have a difficult time getting along with our parents, good that he's giving us a good PoV :P

Either way, it's not because my parents fuck eachother in my bed, that's fucking gross. Sometimes they ask questions, and I reply firmly with "I don't know". The problem is, they ask me the same thing five times over. The questions aren't things like "are you on crack?", just simple things. I understand they want to know, but when I don't know, I can't tell them. They also do a lot of illogical things, yet they do not give me an explaination of WHY they did this, however, they always inquisit my reasons behind my actions, and ALWAYS try and deter me. Honestly, they've been pissed off ever since I've became atheist and refuse to pray.
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#23 Famine

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Posted 05 October 2003 - 12:38 AM

GD, two tips for yah for someone who's been there and done that;

1) Most parent's can't relate to the fact that most modern male teenagers live completely on impulse and make no definite plans (most women don't understand this either). So when they ask shit that you just don't know try to reply with either "when I know/find out, I will tell you." or respond with a vague, ambigious, yet plausible LIE. Examples
Q: What are you doing after school?
A:I'm suppossed to meet some people at the mall/arcade/pizzeria.
Q: Who are you meeting?
A: Oh well, (Friend A) should be there but then he said he had some stuff to do so I might meet up with (Friend :P who was gonna call (Friend C).
Q: Where are you going?
A: We were gonna decide later.

2) Don't say "aethiest", it sounds juvenille. Just say some BS like you're "searching for something that reflects your own beliefs and you want to be free to make your own decisions on what you place your faith in". Parents can't get on your case when you clearly explain that you're exercising your constitutional rights. If your family is big on holiday prayer shit then don't be a douche and protest participating, show respect, just politely explain that you don't feel comfortable leading/taking an active role in something you don't agree with.
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Posted 05 October 2003 - 11:22 AM

2) Don't say "aethiest", it sounds juvenille. Just say some BS like you're "searching for something that reflects your own beliefs and you want to be free to make your own decisions on what you place your faith in". Parents can't get on your case when you clearly explain that you're exercising your constitutional rights. If your family is big on holiday prayer shit then don't be a douche and protest participating, show respect, just politely explain that you don't feel comfortable leading/taking an active role in something you don't agree with.

Or say Agnostic, it shows a little more respect for religious thought and doesn't bash their religion entirely.
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Posted 05 October 2003 - 11:38 AM

Atheist doesn't nessecarly mean your searching. Atheist means he believes in nothing, it's the technical term, not juvenille. Juvenille would be for him to say I believe in myself, or I have my own religion. But yeah, if he believes nothing, then he's an atheist, but lets not hurtle this convo into theological matters, start another thread if you want to discuss it.
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