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[macman]

These guys kick some serious ass.

[duce]

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These guys kick some serious ass.

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Agreed.

[NinjZ]

xedice, on Nov 14 2004, 10:24 AM, said:

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Don't talk about Ninjas unless you know what you're talking about. Ninja don't exsist.

I can talk about Ninjas because I know what I am talking about. I am talking about NINJAS!!!! Ninjas don't exist? What about the story about the guy dropping the spoon and the ninja killing the ENTIRE TOWN? That is solid evidence!

Gawd, its 'humor', you don't have to believe it.

And Zero Talent, that site made me crack up, that is some funny shit.

You can't because that stuff is insulting to anyone who takes the practice seriously. I was under the impression that this thread was meant to be taken seriously and as such, that fake stupid ninja crap site shouldn't even be discussed.

[cxwq]

NinjZ, on Nov 16 2004, 02:08 PM, said:

You can't because that stuff is insulting to anyone who takes the practice seriously.

Insulting? Shit, everyone knows that ninjas don't give a crap (they're the ultimate paradox) so what's the deal with a little joke site? Are you going to flip out on ebaums too? Get a life.

Yeeeeah! That's the fuckin Swiss Guard right there... check out his polearm, bitch! The machine gun is under those Michelangelo designed threads. Did you know that when the Swiss Guard flips out they ditch that shit and wear blue coveralls with a black beret? People who see that outfit never live to talk about it though.

[AirApache]

I have taken some Shaolin style fighting (aka kung fu, chin na, the likes). It's pretty sweet; they don't have belts and stuff, instead you just learn to fight in different styles, and the chin na stuff is awesome. The idea is that you exert as little energy as possible while hurting your opponent as much as possible. Oh..for shaolin fighting and stuff..its sweet watching people fight with broadswords, chainwhips...and the favorite: quarterstaffs..ehheheheh.

Swiss guard: i only knew about it after reading A and D by Dan Brown; but thats pretty damn sweet.

[Oroku Saki]

The Swiss Guard are pretty badass, despite their traditional Renaissance-style appearance. I heard that they have some pretty weird requirements to get in, such as the ability to yodel. Also, their basic training is longer and more tedious than most US military training.