66 replies to this topic

[danerfpimp]

Shadow, I hate to say it.... wait, i would love to say it. You've been dissed and now, you're screwed.

[Jakethesnake]

"danerfpimp" "the one and only nerf-pimp"

What a fucking dumbass name, the ladies will be lining up to bang you. Take you're hip hopping gangsta fucking shit out of this site.

[cxwq]

Shadow, I hate to say it.... wait, i would love to say it. You've been dissed and now, you're screwed.

This thread is six months old.

[drpeach]

Ompa messaged me and asked me for a reacharound. I don't know about post whore, but he's definately a man whore.

[cxwq]

Ompa messaged me and asked me for a reacharound. I don't know about post whore, but he's definately a man whore.

Account Suspension Notification

Dr.Peach,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended because thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Your account will not be functional until Dec 16 2032, 05:36 PM (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expediate the unsuspension process.

Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php

[Black Wrath]

Account Suspension Notification

Dr.Peach,
Your member account at NerfHaven has been temporarily suspended because thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Your account will not be functional until Dec 16 2032, 05:36 PM (depending on your timezone). This is an automated process and you do not need to do anything to expediate the unsuspension process.

Board Address: http://nerfhaven.com/forums/index.php

And how!

I couldn't wait for him to get his 30 year special. I admit, I let him taunt me; but he was just such a dick.

[NerfLad78]

OWNED.

Damn, he only had 4 posts.
That's the fastest banning I've ever seen.

[cxwq]

I'm quite certain there's a one-post ban somewhere.

[Death]

I'm quite certain there's a one-post ban somewhere.

I think that was Comrade Lobster, whom Vacc banned after a single post. Dunno whether that should count, though, due to prior history with Lobster on the NerfList and NO.

[cxwq]

Lobster got two posts in.

Here is one of our one-post wonders and here is the other. Only BioSin really counts though because die was a duplicate account - I was just waiting for him to post something amusing.

BioSin, you are the winner of the extremely useless member contest!

[NerfMonkey]

Total. Fricking. Pwnage.

I usually don't like seeing people get the 9999 day special, but Peach had it coming. I'm just puzzled as to why he joined and then just acted like a dick the whole time - most trolls are just retarded or at least say something along the lines of "u guy r pussis. nerf dart dont hurt" or something lame, but Peach was just...different. He was the first one of his kind I've seen out of the roughly fifteen suspensions I've seen.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to thank you for that one cx.

Edited by NerfMonkey, 02 August 2005 - 02:12 PM.

[Black Wrath]

Lobster got two posts in.

Here is one of our one-post wonders and here is the other. Only BioSin really counts though because die was a duplicate account - I was just waiting for him to post something amusing.

BioSin, you are the winner of the extremely useless member contest!

Wow, I didn't even remember either one of those, but now I do.

God those were funny times.

Has the Admin fist been tired, or are there just less trolls around here?

[cxwq]

just less trolls around here

Yep.

There are a lot more idiots, but significantly fewer obvious trolls. The idiots are harder to deal with, unfortunately.

[The Anarchy Department]

Recommend that the topic be closed and pinned at the tip-top of General Nerf or something in the interest of protecting my IQ. I felt it drop, and we therefore need to guard against the stupid.

~TAD

EDIT- Thanks to CXWQ and Oopa; for their valor in the defense of the forums, I hereby award them the Medal of Schweetness, the highest honor that I've ever made up.

Edited by The Anarchy Department, 02 August 2005 - 04:51 PM.

[VACC]

Lobster got two posts in.

In all fairness, I only saw one, and I didn't even read it before I banned him.

VACC

[ompa]

Nice. I didn't even notice what was going on, nor did I really feel like reading the extension of this topic, until I saw VACC post. Then I knew something had to be interesting.

Eh, never PMed dr. peach, and still don't understand what I did to piss him off.

There may have been a few spammers that Talio banned after 1 or 2 posts as well, although I'm not positive if he banned them.

~ompa

[Newbie680]

Thanks Ompa helped alot

[rylundo]

Why the heck did'nt you just pm ompa that. No one has posted on this thread in 17 days.

[Davis]

Why the heck did'nt you just pm ompa that. No one has posted on this thread in 17 days.

Come off it Ry, it's a sticky, no such thing as necroposting in it.

[LordoftheRing434]

Well, being as that's his only post so far, it is really senseless. It's funny how Ompa's thread to guide the n00bs has turned to the banning of someone. Quite a bit of irony that it would happen in this thread, of all places. I never actually said this, but nice thread Ompa! Yeah, Cx does own my mom.

~Rings

[rylundo]

Davis is right....again. Sory newbie680. And yeah it is kind of ironic someone got banned in this post.

[paul1]

I'd say a good one to start out with would be the Tech Target because it has good acuracy and range. It go a 9 out of 10 at....... denoffoam.tripod.com !!!!

[matty]

that was pretty good.... accept i didnt understand ne of it cuz im te noobzor of nerf

[The Infinite Shindig]

that was pretty good.... accept i didnt understand ne of it cuz im te noobzor of nerf

I hope you understand me enough to realize that reading and following the Code of Conduct is a good idea.

[StupidBludy2sday]

That's a nice organized look at nerf. Very helpful.