Nj Apocalypse 2010
Posted 14 August 2010 - 11:33 PM
When you told me what happened, it scared the shit out of me.
I don't feel the way I used to do.
I know its bad,
After what we had,
But I’m just not the angel you knew.
Posted 19 August 2010 - 03:50 PM
I had a blast. Great seeing everyone. Once a year isn't enough your all a bunch of great guys(and gals[chops, lol]).
Hope to see you all in the near future. Keep up the great nerfing and mods.
sorry for the late post, but better late then never.
Skitzo glad to hear your alright, next year I'll bring ya some wrestling ear gaurds.
Talio get your ass to Canada, no scratch that. Everyone that attended Apoc get your asses to Canada, but not you Vacc, you stay!(j/k)
Take it easy
Next War Attending: Hell Before Halloween
Posted 19 August 2010 - 04:00 PM
Fear is a reasonable response.
Talio get your ass to Canada, no scratch that. Everyone that attended Apoc get your asses to Canada, but not you Vacc, you stay!
Posted 19 August 2010 - 04:40 PM
- Hoppers, man.
- Michael Cera.
- Did I mention hoppers? How about pumpbows?
- Split is mad sub-optimal.
- 'Chops, great to meet you. Hope to see you at 4 Johnny Chan.
- JLego is my all-time favorite. Along with Ted. And Vacc. And Famine.
- Fuck you Massachusets, your super slingshot weight darts and singled Titans are the definition of massive fagitude.
- SUPA' GAY POOL PARTY 4EVA.
- Sylow Normalizer is maximum funtimes.
- Pokémizer is gayer, but also maximum funtimes.
- General U3-dick-related activities always a plus.
- Road trip, n-words.
- Grz and I are bros now. Super boss.
- (Deal) Test Site is best site.
- Deathmatch is still fun to me. Glad for lots of that.
- Ice is a terrible team captain.
Unholy Three: DUPLUM SCRTA, DUPLUM PROBLEMA (2009)
But Zeke guns tend to be like proofs by contradiction
Theoretically solid but actually non-constructive
Posted 23 August 2010 - 12:14 AM
The day started out pretty terribly: I missed the first round. Just as two other Pittsburghers and myself were about to cross the street and enter the park, two squad cars pulled up and we were detained due to reports of "suspicious males with paintball guns." As it turned out, it was just 80+ nerds with nerf guns.
After giving away all of our personal info and finally getting into the park ~10minutes later, I called the other group of Western Pennsylvanians and found that the first round had just started.
In the first round that I actually played, Ice was Captain and no one else knew where to go. I'm pretty sure my team lost horribly, but not until the entirety of the other team rushed though a choke point. I would call it e.pic, but there's a filter now so I'll just call it zombie apocalypse-esque.
The best round of the morning (that I played) was the 4-team deathmatch in the grove. It was basically a clan war, with the team I was on consisting of the Sex Dwarves, Badwrench, and a few others. Badwrench was the only one that knew how to play a multi-team game in the grove, and our team kind of fell apart after he got out. But it was still a pretty cool round, at least because the Grove is such an awesome field.
A terrible round of Gunslinger's (for me) and some more rounds in the woods rounded out the morning, and I was pretty down at lunch...I really didn't think it was worth the trip.
But, after lunch, I played exclusively in the Grove and loved every moment of it. I was on Talio's team a few times, and while I/we didn't always win, there were always good times to be had.
Speaking of the Grove: The "bunker" is the best piece of nerfing terrain ever. It can be easy to defend, but it also breaks up that huge field and allows people with midrange blasters (like me) to be competitive at a war dominated with 100'+ shooting hoppered homemades.
Specific highlights of the day:
-I went up one side of the bunker to shoot at someone (never caught his forum name...might have been Death or Wave) on the other side, but missed several shots yet managed to dodge his return fire. Then I slipped and fell onto the the other side of the bunker's mound and ended up using the plants as cover until I finally hit Death/Wave/whoever. Then I got up, rushed Talio, and definitely would have hit him if my blaster hadn't misfired.
-Rushing straight at someone, causing him to flee...it was pretty funny, but it turned out that he was on my team anyway.
-Arcing a shot at Ice, thinking that I overshot him, and then seeing the dart drop out of the air right on top of him.
-Dodging an entire hopper's worth of darts...though I don't know if it was due to my skills or my opponent's lack of them.
Not really war-associated:
Ted's trunk (aka 5 Below) was super awesome. Who knew you could still get Crossbows that cheap?
I'm really glad I peer pressured Sublimedom into buying an Ultimator.
I got a LNIB EaB from Badger. Yes, I will make those gimmicks useful.
Even though driving in Jersey sucks, I'd totally do this again next year.
I saw a car from Illinois in the lot, but was disappointed that the Unholy 3 weren't there. Ryan's a pretty cool guy in person.
Edited by jwasko, 23 August 2010 - 12:22 AM.
-Jwasko, STILL Sole Surviving member of Steel City Nerf and Sober Sister of the Sex Dwarves
We NERF ON all day, and FUCK OFF all night
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