Two come to mind - myself dislocating my knee in Massachusetts, and Andy slicing his hand open at Mill Creek.
Astounding!! The Empirical evidence!........that you're somehow related to the retarded guy from the Goonies. Honestly, I can't believe I never noticed that before!
As for dates, I'm gonna be on a plane flying towards, and then back from, a tropical island on the two april dates. If I'm going to attend it would have to be one of the saturdays in March.