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#245384 Modification and Paintjob Pictures
Posted by Muttonchops on 03 August 2009 - 10:09 PM in Modifications
Its simply a manta shell on top of a functioning strongarm. Yes, it is fugly as hell. No, its not a clean integration. I still plan on adding hornet tanks to it and using the blast button as an "Oh Shit" button. Its easy to open up and continue to work on. It works. It mounts onto my arm with velcro and a healthy amount of e-tape.
#221994 Dartsmithing Tips Archive
Posted by Muttonchops on 06 April 2009 - 03:19 PM in Darts and Barrels
For Liquid nails, both the caulk-gun and regular squeeze tubes let you control how much comes out and can be cut to preference, so I don't see what is causing the problem. If more control is needed, two options include hookah condoms and plastic bags.
Hookah condoms are useful because they are made of hard plastic and fit directly over the nozzle of the applicator and will give you a small delivery. If you dont have the resources to get them, a plastic sandwich bag works well. Just snip off a corner, throw it over and applicator and POOF, you have something with a lot more precision then you would have otherwise.
-Deamonn
#189069 How Many Guns Do You Have In Your Arsenal?
Posted by Muttonchops on 11 November 2008 - 03:59 PM in General Nerf
Nitefinder x1
Recon x1
AT2K x1
All have been modified, and I plan on getting a BBB within the next two days
#245225 Nj Apocalypse #8
Posted by Muttonchops on 02 August 2009 - 07:35 PM in Nerf Wars
Some simple highlights:
Strongarm-Manta performed well.
--Favorite three blocks: Chimera, 4b, Doomsayer
Forest stage was awesome
People laughed when I said the recon was my primary, then it proceeded to get kills
Sneaking in the forest/wood
The barrel tap to end all barrel taps.
--Note, its supposed to be a TAP, not a fucking falcon punch to the face with a coupler
--I did try to dodge under the tap by sliding, and I really harbor no ill will. If I hadn't moved, it would have hit my chest, so its all good.
Relaxing at the end of the day after parents left. Did you see the pirate ship?
Being the newest member to the LGLF
It was good meeting you guys collectively, this next year I am going to try and get in more traveling to nerf outside the PA/NJ area.
-'Chops
EDIT: Quick additional highlight I remembered: After getting off the ground blood pouring out of my head, I ran up and rushed a group of three kids holding a pair of benches. I got through, nailed one with the recon, and chased down a second. He looked behind him at me, and in horror just started screaming "I TAKE THE HIT!! I TAKE THE HIT!!" If you were one of those kids, I apologize for scaring the living shit out of you.
#236446 Raider Preview
Posted by Muttonchops on 15 June 2009 - 02:19 PM in General Nerf
#282464 Nj Apocalypse 2010
Posted by Muttonchops on 08 August 2010 - 11:53 AM in Nerf Wars
-Two day war prep with Jlego
-Split shooting me in the eye with one of my own darts
-1am visit to IHOP
-Staying up until 5am Saturday morning chilling with Jlego and Langley
-Being late to APOC because of said 5am drinking spree
-Finally meeting the U3 in person
-Buying some darts from RyanMcNumbers at the war, Jesus those things are awesome
-Keeping the tradition alive: getting injured by two taps
---First was a big blast gouging out a chunk of my knuckle
---Second was a wasp. Fuck bees.
-Holy crap! Chops has range! Xbow performing fantastically. Split did a beautiful job on his internals
-People being frightened of said xbow
-Choppa!
-Somehow being against Gears almost every single round
-Shooting the shit with FA, Famine, Wave, k10, Crooked, Tank, OMC
-Worst round of the day was using Angel's glasses. Naturally. Must be some Canadian voodoo magic
-LGLF Team xbow: Myself, Jlego and Langley
-Last round of the day was my best: One life left, made 7-8 hits and held off the Canadian Invasion.
-Magic last shot of the last round: last dart, straight shot to Pearson's stomach at 20 feet
-Stupid silly pseudo-round at the end of the when I was cracked out from lack of lunch
-Tons of fun rounds with FA and Jlego, charging through the trees
---I think I was only on FAs team once all day, and only not on Jlegos team once all day. Good times
-Losing my phone, and then British chick finding it again.
-The pirate ship returned.
-Fucking around with Angel and crew at the end of the war
-Mecha Shiva!
-Blastfire and Furyfire from TED
#247434 Chano 3 - Now Recapping!
Posted by Muttonchops on 17 August 2009 - 10:12 PM in Nerf Wars
#246741 Chano 3 - Now Recapping!
Posted by Muttonchops on 12 August 2009 - 03:45 PM in Nerf Wars
-Chops
#188317 Pa War
Posted by Muttonchops on 08 November 2008 - 08:54 PM in Nerf Wars
That and taking apart Spartan and Zach when they tried to flank me and somehow missed every shot
Enjoyed it, and look to see the loser rifle at the next war
#215124 March Meltdown
Posted by Muttonchops on 26 February 2009 - 02:48 PM in Nerf Wars
#216880 March Meltdown
Posted by Muttonchops on 08 March 2009 - 02:06 AM in Nerf Wars
If you are not bleeding or injured by the end of the day, you didn't play hard enough.
Seriously, this war proved what a great hobby this is. People weren't dicks, we civilly changed rules as a whole to keep games flowing, and the woods and clearing meant people could play to their individual styles. Today was a prime example why I feel no shame telling my friends "Nah, I can't hang out today, I'm going to a park to shoot nerf guns with a bunch of other grown men."
I got shot point blank in the face by Talio with a titan missile, breaking my glasses. You know what? Even that kicked as much ass as a bathtub full of tits.
There were no problems with asshatery, games stayed fast paced and fun, and I chugged a 32 ounce monster. The day was awesome. I don't know if future wars can compete, but i'll be damned sure to try.
'Chopsicle
#216492 March Meltdown
Posted by Muttonchops on 05 March 2009 - 05:49 PM in Nerf Wars
Finally, I found a bunch of pretty heavy duty springs in my basement, about the same size as NF springs and about the strength of a BBB spring, a bit more. As I drunkenly found out that they BBB cannot handle both springs, I'll be bringing them to the war if anyone is interested in them.
EDIT: The springs I have are about 3/4 of an inch longer then NF springs, but still about the same diameter.
I dont need darts anymore, but if anyone has a gun using OMC PETG would they let me know? The darts I made are a hair too small for the PETG I had, which I thought had the same dimensions. Thanks.
-Deamonn
#215156 March Meltdown
Posted by Muttonchops on 26 February 2009 - 04:22 PM in Nerf Wars
I believe it is a variant of the beverage consumed by astronauts.
That is exactly what it means, assuming our brave space men are in orbit eating out orange-flavored vagina.
#216634 March Meltdown
Posted by Muttonchops on 06 March 2009 - 02:35 PM in Nerf Wars
Don't Be a Dick.
There, all rule squabbling solved. Now shut up and I'll see you all tomorrow.
-Deamonn
#311812 DCNF 3
Posted by Muttonchops on 25 February 2012 - 01:28 AM in Nerf Wars
#315545 Cataclysm 3 - Chicagoland War
Posted by Muttonchops on 11 May 2012 - 09:18 AM in Nerf Wars
Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks
Dicks Dicks Dicks Truthfully, if I was to be entirely reasonable, I would also ban ammunition with metal and hard plastic, but I do understand that no one (other than myself and maybe 4 people) has ever bothered to make hopperable ammo safe. So I'm already going beyond my comfort zone to accommodate the ruinous bullshit that the online nerf community takes for granted. Uberdicks Bullshit Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks Dicks
Gobble Gobble Gobble (And I'm not making turkey sounds people)
Sorry guys, I wont be able to make it, hope everyone has a fun and safe war!
#192206 Thanksgiving War At The Shore
Posted by Muttonchops on 27 November 2008 - 09:51 AM in Nerf Wars
Ill be making the war this weekend along with one of my friends. Transportation still needs to be finalized (whose car we are gonna drive down) but we shall be there.
#192718 Thanksgiving War At The Shore
Posted by Muttonchops on 29 November 2008 - 11:10 AM in Nerf Wars
My ride bailed on me at 2am last night, so that left me in upper Jersey sans car. I've been trying for the past couple hours to secure a ride, but to no avail.
#291907 Official "show-off Your Crossbow" Thread
Posted by Muttonchops on 31 December 2010 - 10:27 AM in Modifications
GEARS APPROVES!
Where and when has Gears said he approved? Thats not an homage, its a blatant rip-off of his signature gun, and the 'paint' looks like you just poured turpentine over an old paint job, got bored, and called it a day. Unless he actually said he approves, don't post that shit.
Name None. Its a crossbow
Level Over 9000
Extra Shit None.
Comments A retooled version of the lovely one shown Here. Still custom split-made, so loads better then the dollar store knock-off internals you kids are showing off. Ranges? Comparable to a +bow. This and Ellen (and you Dex Dwarves, I haven't forgotten you) are likely the two strongest crossbows in the NIC, and don't you fucking forget it.
#265129 Official "show-off Your Crossbow" Thread
Posted by Muttonchops on 12 February 2010 - 03:37 AM in Modifications
Name: Who Cares
Mods Done: Level over 9000, Custom Made
Integrations: Nope
Comments: This was custom made for me by Split. Custom plunger tube, plunger head, priming handle, spring. Catch and trigger made by drac and modified by myself. Ranges? Who cares. It fires far and it fires fast. Possibly more potential energy then a +bow. Shell is still pristine, a single mark at the front where the barrel is. Stickers are pretty.
#218408 Dcno Spring 2009
Posted by Muttonchops on 17 March 2009 - 09:10 AM in Nerf Wars
-Deamonn
#318129 Apocalypse 2012
Posted by Muttonchops on 07 July 2012 - 10:53 AM in Nerf Wars
#240727 Bsa
Posted by Muttonchops on 07 July 2009 - 08:50 PM in Off Topic
This goes out to all you younger scouts who are on the fence of going to a summer camp: Do it. During a week of scouting you will learn more then a year back at your home troop. Boo Hoo, you miss your TV shows and computer games. Go catch a fish, cook a fire, and eat it. Thats something you wont forget.
-Muttonchops
Eagle Scout, Troop 77
#234783 Supernova
Posted by Muttonchops on 07 June 2009 - 10:17 AM in Nerf Wars
-Muttonchops
#217443 Supernova
Posted by Muttonchops on 11 March 2009 - 11:48 AM in Nerf Wars
-Deamonn
#239953 Pa War
Posted by Muttonchops on 03 July 2009 - 11:19 AM in Nerf Wars
#242623 Pa War
Posted by Muttonchops on 18 July 2009 - 11:26 PM in Nerf Wars
Highlights:
Recon doing well in the last couple rounds of the day
trying to record a couple rounds with my webcam - it ended poorly
Actually hitting something with the Big Blast
The goddamn +bow and RSCB
"ha, you just got shot with a recon." "SON OF A BITCH"
Motherfucking gay fish
Stefan Blank Pillow
Good war overall, though it was much larger then I anticipated. In the end it worked out, and thats all that matters. See you all at APOC.
#340988 Apocalypse 2014
Posted by Muttonchops on 04 August 2014 - 07:48 PM in Nerf Wars
#242073 Pa War
Posted by Muttonchops on 15 July 2009 - 02:41 PM in Nerf Wars
PM me if you want Muttonchops shuttle service. One train gets in at 9:09, and the other at 10:09. I would prefer to pick people up and head out after the 9:09; that means we can all get to the war on time.
-Muttonchops
#256079 Fall Dcno
Posted by Muttonchops on 12 November 2009 - 10:33 AM in Nerf Wars
#250493 Fall Dcno
Posted by Muttonchops on 15 September 2009 - 09:06 AM in Nerf Wars
EDIT:
DAMNIT SPLIT! So help me God, I will drink a liter of Admiral Nelson on the car ride down there one way or another.
#291876 Grid Code 2
Posted by Muttonchops on 30 December 2010 - 10:20 PM in Nerf Wars
Checked my schedule, can pretty much make any of these days, really.
#344036 [PA] Nerf War at Plains Airsoft Arena, Sunday March 22nd
Posted by Muttonchops on 07 January 2015 - 09:59 PM in Nerf Wars
#293288 Spring Pa War! - Tepaw 1 Recap!
Posted by Muttonchops on 24 January 2011 - 01:28 PM in Nerf Wars
#287175 Hell Before Halloween #4
Posted by Muttonchops on 19 October 2010 - 12:09 PM in Nerf Wars
Looks like I will be in attendance, I made a deal with my professor to make up the field trip the following week.
LGLF INVADE CANUKISTAN
#287220 Hell Before Halloween #4
Posted by Muttonchops on 20 October 2010 - 08:09 AM in Nerf Wars
-The ass-kickingest, arm-missingest, field-trip-ditchingest, nerf clan in North America
First of all, Beer-Drinkingest still belongs up there. Second, I feel like we are going to have to have to add something along the lines of "Nice-thing-not-havingest" after this trip. Either way, fuck yeah. The xbow is tuned and and rearing to go.
#287539 Hell Before Halloween #4
Posted by Muttonchops on 26 October 2010 - 01:45 PM in Nerf Wars
As the biggest highlight of the entire weekend, I would like to thank Langley for driving a collective 24 hours over four days to see us safely to and from Canadia. This trip wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you, so for that, thank you.
-Avoiding the GWB
-Te Quiero Puta!
-Homemade ginger booze
-I WILL HIT YOUR BABY WITH A BRICK
-Gears being inducted into the LGLF
-Jlego yelling at me for drinking most of his rum
-Slaughter, you used unnecessary force!
-Leaving gears in the car when we bought booze
-Holy shit, Saranac makes root beer
-"Dude, my head is swimming"
-Showing off the nerf gun's to civilians, and them being frightened
-Waking up at 6:30am Saturday morning to a creepy foot massage
-CAWKS! CAWKS! CAWKS!
-Hot Boarder Patrol Chick
-Said boarder patrol chick searching our car
-Fucking Canada
------Seriously, everything has a maple leaf on it
-Rolling up to the war and being greeted by Crooks
-First hit of the day, big blast at point black to the arm
------Won me a recon at the end of the day
-Brutal hand shot on FA
-Terrible, Terrible jaw shot
-Langley just picking off people with the choppered snap
-Got hit in the head ALOT during the defending portion of tower... Fuck big blasts
-Some kid had just the front of his gun sticking out from behind a tree with two fingers showing, dead shot
-Darts being gay cause of the Canadian cold
------Pearson being awesome and just giving us his extras
-Monster Mash was turbo sweet
------LGLF was all together for the first time this round, holy shit did we kick ass
-There were a lot of big blasts, but holy shit there were a lot of big blasts
-I started to crack out during 360core, seriously sorry to whoever I was an asshat to
-Getting picked in 360core so I would stop shooting the captain
-'Merica!
-Mars, Bringer of War
-Final wingman round
------Awesome partner. Tankrat, that shit was pro
------Awesome finish. Me vs. Gears and Jlego. Time ran out before we got out, but they had me
-Packing up at the end of the day, relaxed talking to everyone
-Dinner at Symphony
------Damn those home fries were good
-Afterparty
-"Ok, now do a powerclip!"
------SqueekaSqueekaSqueeka PLAPLAPLAPLAP
-Shiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt
-Cocacola Shisa is magical
-Awesome Boarder Patrol dude on the way back
-"Moist like Cake"
Seriously, This was prob my favorite war of the year. I need to thank the Canadians for making sure that we felt welcome.
Also, thanks goes out to:
-Langley again for driving, paying for gas and tolls, arranging for lodging, and generally being awesome.
-Jlego for opening up his house to us Thursday night
-Gears for constantly keeping us in high spirits, and for calling people "Wienerheads"
-Forsaken_Angel for inviting us to the war in the first place, hosting it, keeping the gametypes fresh, and relaxing with us afterwards
-K10 for being a co-host, keeping shit in order between rounds, and for providing awesome Spanish commentary after dinner.
-Tankrat. Seriously dude, fuckin' A. Super sweet wingman partner, and an awesome guy to boot.
-Crooked for being Crooked, having the funniest, stupidest shit to say and do, all the while looking classy as shit.
-Pearson for taking a jaw shot like a champ, just casually giving us his darts when the cold weather sabotaged ours, and still showing up that night.
A phenomenal time all around, and I would suggest that if any Americans have the ability to come up to one of these wars, you do so with all due haste.
#296579 March Meltdown '11
Posted by Muttonchops on 25 March 2011 - 11:30 AM in Nerf Wars
#294566 March Meltdown '11
Posted by Muttonchops on 16 February 2011 - 10:02 AM in Nerf Wars
#311355 Grid Code Indoor Nerf War in PA
Posted by Muttonchops on 17 February 2012 - 10:43 AM in Nerf Wars
Just a note that I will be there, and singing it the entire way up, and plan on spending the day with the pistol splat, the recon, and at least one flask.
That is all.
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