Why the hell would there be pubes or semen in McDonald's food?
boy, i'm glad i caught this one early. I'd like to announce that i am the first person to say: WHAT THE FUCK?
Semen, etc in your McDonald's food, and I use the term food loosely, is the least of your problems...
Um, gross.
Gaydars are going off everywhere.
I think we get the point already so just stop.