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#117981 Apoc 2007 (nj)
Posted by Mantis on 02 August 2007 - 07:14 AM in Nerf Wars
I can just imagine it now.
Paul: Ok, in the upcoming round you can either do a round with Primaries or a Multi-Team Battle. For the primaries, you can either play in the Resurrection Forest or the Grove. Those who wanna do the Grove, over here, otherwise over there. Anyone who wants to do a Multi-team battle, go over there.
HOLY SHIT!
This is gonna be ridiculous guys, better bring your thinking caps.
#118138 Apoc 2007 (nj)
Posted by Mantis on 03 August 2007 - 08:33 AM in Nerf Wars
Luckily, I've made darts that actually inject water into the person they hit, so I'll be making sure everybody stays well hydrated.
#113669 Apoc 2007 (nj)
Posted by Mantis on 29 June 2007 - 08:40 AM in Nerf Wars
We are not the Horsemen. They have planned Deal wars down to when people get to take a piss, and that works great for them, but that is not feasible for Apoc. How can we make rosters when people tell us they're bringing between 8 and 20 people? Having no idea about how 1337 kids are also presents quite an issue in making teams ahead of time.
We'll let you guys know.
#113661 Apoc 2007 (nj)
Posted by Mantis on 29 June 2007 - 07:20 AM in Nerf Wars
We'll get together over the weekend sometime (oh yeah, Deal is tomorrow) and let you clowns know whats going.
#87107 Apoc 2006 Recap
Posted by Mantis on 11 August 2006 - 01:42 AM in Nerf Wars
It was hilarious, or as funny as mixing up kids you've never met before can be, that our photographer thought Matt was part of the WhoreSemen.
For the war, it was a good coming out of retirement bash, since I hadn't played with toy guns with Matt and Paul since our last all-male hot tub party.
The trek to Roy Rogers was, of course, the highlight of the day. If someone is reading this and wants to come out for an Apoc, just be ready. After I "round up" (biggie size) my fries, they come in cardboard holsters, which can be used in glorious battle to hold my spare guns.
When I make it out to the next one, even if thats in a few years, we need to do something to spice this shit up, possibly strippers, preferably female.
And always remember, you never go ass to mouth.
#84236 Apoc 2006
Posted by Mantis on 02 July 2006 - 11:39 PM in Nerf Wars
#33079 Apoc
Posted by Mantis on 04 August 2004 - 12:00 AM in Nerf Wars
Either way, it was a damn fun game.
#32919 Apoc
Posted by Mantis on 02 August 2004 - 03:31 PM in Nerf Wars
Either way, everybody is gonna get pissy about something during the war, and when the war is over, you forget about it, so its all in good fun.
#23075 Any Nj Eb Nerfers Out There?
Posted by Mantis on 31 March 2004 - 08:25 PM in Nerf Wars
#112536 Any Advice?
Posted by Mantis on 22 June 2007 - 02:42 PM in General Nerf
Nerf war? What's that?
You shoot each other with these nerf guns supercraft99 has that are really powerful, its fun.
Can I come?
Sure, but make sure you bring the French Fries and Gravy.
That's how things get started.
#112977 Any Advice?
Posted by Mantis on 25 June 2007 - 10:41 AM in General Nerf
#77547 An Open Letter To Ryan201821
Posted by Mantis on 25 March 2006 - 03:40 PM in General Nerf
#30533 Air Xxl Skeet Shoot
Posted by Mantis on 06 July 2004 - 03:41 PM in Modifications
#30418 Air Xxl Skeet Shoot
Posted by Mantis on 05 July 2004 - 03:31 PM in Modifications
I cut the barrels down a bit and returned it.
#8095 Aiming A Nerf Gun
Posted by Mantis on 11 August 2003 - 11:57 PM in General Nerf
#8097 Aiming A Nerf Gun
Posted by Mantis on 12 August 2003 - 12:25 AM in General Nerf
#112145 A Really Fucking Old Nerf Gun
Posted by Mantis on 20 June 2007 - 08:36 AM in General Nerf
In conclusion: Guns don't kill people, ball guns kill people.
#11267 A New Use For Nerf Guns!
Posted by Mantis on 10 October 2003 - 11:04 PM in Off Topic
Two wise men stood by a pool, one said to the other, in remark to some fish swimming around, "Those fish seems happy." To which the other replied," You, not being a fish, wouldn't know."Grasshoppers think it's just dandy. They feel pain, yes, but they aren't consious like we are. If I was a grasshopper, I wouldn't mind.
Which was countered with, "You, not being me, wouldn't know whether or not I know."
#117308 311/matisyahu Concert 7/26 Tonight
Posted by Mantis on 27 July 2007 - 07:10 AM in Off Topic
#17725 2004 Nerf Lineup
Posted by Mantis on 31 January 2004 - 04:13 PM in General Nerf
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