I am really developing a hatred for these horrible things named clothes.
No, seriously though, they're just so damned irritating! Especially in this god forsaken desert heat, that just sucks out your bodies moisture through your pores. Don't you just want to liberate yourself? You know, tear off them clothes in some kind of weird and wild dance routine?
Or what about those situations when you REALLY need to take off your clothes? Your girl/guy/animal of choice is all antsy, BUT WAIT! FUCK! Not only is your zipper stuck, but you're belt won't come undone, AND you're shoes somehow got tied to your legs. Finally you get your shit off and hey, they're sawin' some logs.
Hey, take a bathroom break. Oops, you know that you might have just zipped yourself up? Shit happens, you know? Good luck dealing explaining this situation to Mom and Dad.
So, in all honesty, the question stands, clothes: Yes, or NO.
Edit:
Apparently you can't edit poll choices?
Never the less, the last choice should be "Real men only wear their own body hair."
ShatteredDreams
Member Since 28 Jan 2003Offline Last Active Mar 02 2012 02:32 AM