ShatteredDreams

TLDR Version: Yes, my stomach has a hole in it. Yes, I almost died. Yes, I am slowly getting better. No, I will not be Nerfing this Summer. No, I am not quitting Nerf. And finally no, you cannot have my blaster.


-Groove

Sooooooooo.... no white russian chugging contest prior to making little children cry during a rain of foam, and other such objects?

Damn, man, that's really terrible, while not as painful (at all), I just recently had a bout with Bells Palsy. These random rare diseases are, frankly, fucking annoying as hell-- you know.. not delightful at all!

Very happy you're doing well, because if you did indeed die, well, I'd probably have to get some golden coins and hit up Charon to get you back to this side of life.... and, well, that's a painnn! =P

Feel better soon, Groovey.

Bags - Supreme Dance Commander of Southern California Unified Nerf

Methinks you stole my title

I'll try and make it, as per usual!

Unless your Ryan MC#'s ,captain slug, split or angel it won't work. So NO

So then by your logic- if you, 'thedecimator', attempt any significant modifications, or, in fact, even think of a difficult modification, it will naturally fail.

Cool man, decimate more modifications, and don't fucking automatically trash a something as simple as an idea. All of the above were new at one point, and went through countless tries to become fantastic at modifications.

Kindly, fuck off.

Alright, Black Sunshine is the guy. FA will PM you with details on how to put it all together.

I would love to bypass the volunteer aspect, and go directly for the bannage aspect.

As in-

I get drunk, see a 'newnerfdartsweetmodcheckoutmyawesomecrossbowzomgshootkidswithtacs' topic, and ban everyone posting in said topic.

Credentials?

I'm awesome.

As I leave nerf behind for airsoft, i realize that a lot of the people (not all) here and many (not all) of the admins (especially Tailo) are complete jerks. I realize that I will be banned for this but frankley I dont care. For example, many of the admins are not helpful at all but rather are jerks about simple questions and errors. I guess that is what happens when you give people power. Anyway, so long nerf and nerfhaven.

Oh Big Dog.

You're so cute when your teenage angst kicks in.

If the haven helped you write an almost perfect paragraph, then, if anything, you need to thank everyone for helping you pass them good ol' grammar classes, and subsequently get into high school and college!

XOXO