TLDR Version: Yes, my stomach has a hole in it. Yes, I almost died. Yes, I am slowly getting better. No, I will not be Nerfing this Summer. No, I am not quitting Nerf. And finally no, you cannot have my blaster.
Sooooooooo.... no white russian chugging contest prior to making little children cry during a rain of foam, and other such objects?
Damn, man, that's really terrible, while not as painful (at all), I just recently had a bout with Bells Palsy. These random rare diseases are, frankly, fucking annoying as hell-- you know.. not delightful at all!
Very happy you're doing well, because if you did indeed die, well, I'd probably have to get some golden coins and hit up Charon to get you back to this side of life.... and, well, that's a painnn! =P
Feel better soon, Groovey.