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In the spirit of "Plastic-Safe Lubricants", I hereby start a new thread.

A new dimension has appeared for you every morning, provided that your day-to day state of clothedness has been completely binary and you believe in quantum mechanics.

I see Nude nerf as bliss. Darts can, and will, find their places, lodge into any orifice that will provide them the chance. A shot dart landing between the buttcheeks is quite satisfying at times (don't judge me) and if I had a fat friend I'd imagine a vulcan turning him into a porcupine of nerf darts, with rolls holding untold amounts of foam and sweat providing a sort of flypaper adhesive quality to his haunches.

When I play nude nerf, it is almost always with a friend, and it can be the product of strip-nerf- fighting, where you must remove an article of clothing when you are hit by a dart (and the attacker must give you 60 seconds to realign yourself and get a bit more comfortable. This new naked-nerf combo brings more importance in darts being caught in cleavages. Furthermore, hickeys and hits are pretty indistinguishable after few hours, and a k9 special or the modified BB you always had now seems a bit more intimidating.

If anyone's into competition, nude nerf is easy to keep track of. The person with the least amount of welts on their person wins the game, and the person who is first to get naked in the strip=nerf duel beforehand is also a loser.

The only downside to naked nerf is that there's no holsters, no ammo pouches, and no body armor for people to tacticlol Nerf combat with. So I guess it becomes more of a double edged sword.

Anyone have any experience with semi-clothed Nerf? Sure, it's more of a niche market when compared to Super Soaker skinny dipping, but still, I'd like to hear from more people about the wonders of this.

also, people here are desperate bastards, so in the meantime i'll be asking for permission from my friends to post some pictures of the games in action.

The PAS is mightier than the pork sword
- often attributed to Sun-cxwq, but Casagroova works too. (and for the U3, Oscar Wilde)

Would it be possible to compile a list of inactive users, one that covers people who had large amounts of posts that are no longer active in the NIC? Hopefully it would help deter people from sending PMs in vain, creating "Where the eat shit did they go!?" threads, and the like.

Also, they deserve lots of respect if they were contributors and it would be nice to just have their names up.
People like ShortShit, 3DBBQ, Ompa, and The Infinite Shindig shouldn't go unnoticed. Boltsniper had a little comeback to the site, and a year back ShortShit and 3DBBQ also visited. These people, whether or not they themselves notice, should be recognized.

also i love you sooth rest in peace bud <3

What if we made the general (discussion) forums off limit to lurkers without an account. The other forums could have the Modification directory, etc. posted as well as some code of conduct/rules threads. That way, we can give people a chunk of the goodness to entice them into creating an account and joining the NIC, without making them unaware of (and oblivious of) the rules. It's just a concept. I think most of the "NerfHaven Forums" remains unused and useless, and really, there's no point in closing them off to lurkers if it's just shit posts and witty ban comments. I know there's other problems facing the NIC today (most notably, liability problems with modified blasters) but if we could improve the quality of this site, the site could become a better place for discussion. I know the maturity of the older members in the NIC can be questionable, but at least we'd keep the posts legible, neat, and practical.

I'd just like to wish luck to everyone on NH who is currently in Hawai'i.

I really wonder if Piney's already dead, he doesn't seem active in all of his personal things online, but if he's still kicking ass, hopefully he'll survive the waves too.

It's not a gargantuan tsunami, but it's a tsunami nonetheless.

When I first started lurking a while back, J_cobbers managed to get that thread stickied. Really, although Carbon still posted his trigger design, all of the other trigger designs are a bit clouding to the minds of a homemade virgin. Seriously, those MS Paint doodles haunted me for a week, and really just make the task of designing or assembling a homemade more daunting then it really is.

The first link that brought me here was the FAR thread pictures, and although they got me browsing Nerfhaven for a short moment, I looked upon that blaster and said "...couldn't do that". When I was finally lured into the site again, I saw the SNAP threads and immediately started cobbling parts.

What I really mean to say is that this trigger thread could be two things: The rustfucked, raised AMC eagle that has a confederate flag shamelessly sprayed onto the trunk hatch, or that really cool kit car that might not be as fun as the real car and seems like it took forever to get together right. If we removed this thread we wouldn't have the shitty trigger concepts presented in "1 time i made triger wit vlav i got frum store" and the overly complicated and untested MS paint sketches.

Ohh, and a metaphor aimed at Talio: Thread is daunting like building an American 180 from stock steel blanks, but also can be crappy like a pen gun made out of a bolt lock from a port-o-potty.