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Member Since 26 Mar 2003
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The "doomsday" Movie

01 February 2008 - 10:47 PM

I started this kind of rant about how this is the true indication of how far the movie industry is slipping, indicated by the fact that movie execs still invest millions and millions in tired, stolen formulas, but promptly just gave up on it, you guys should know it by now.

What I came to do is tell you how terrible, and terribly stolen this film looks from the trailer alone.

http://www.apple.com...oomsday_lg.html
  • Classic pandemic/epidemic situation, beaten to death by recent examples like 28 Days Later, I Am Legend, Outbreak and just every other movie of late.
  • Containment/quarantine/division of cities like 28 WEEKS Later, I Am Legend and even District B-13. Also note the high tech command centres and level of surveillence ala 28 Weeks Later.
  • At some stage they will have to randomly go into a hospital or house to find someones research or something. Generally for no apparent reason. This personalises the fighting and makes it scary blah blah blah, because otherwise nothing would really happen in the movie.
  • You have the petite super heroine able to take down 'roid-filled muscle men with single blows ala Underworld, Blade Trinity
  • Said heroine will probably spend more time posing in a tank top and lycra pants with gratuitous buttshots, like the trailer. The parallel? You guessed it, Transformers.
  • There will be more product placement than nokia phones in a Pussy Cat Dolls film clip or just about every product seen in Transformers
  • Don't even get me started on the... "THIS..IS.. SPARTA.. OUR CITY"..
  • What kind of saves it is the use of cinematography, the blue hues of Underworld, the vast unpopulated spaces of 28 Days Later, The Day After Tomorrow and most recently I Am Legend, as well as the desolate urban underground, complete with the cyclone wire of the Dark Angel series.
  • Probably most dissapointing is the Mad Max similarities.
    I don't know where in Scotland you're going to find desert marauders, but somehow this movie has done it.
    Note the thick metal armour and leathery goodness of the baddies on their gunships/cars you might compare to Mad Max 1/2/3 and Waterworld.
    With a chase scene reminiscent of the second movie, complete with ghetto blockade bus, I'll wear it, but when you steal from the third, and probably worst movie, Beyong the Thunderdome you know you're a bad person.
  • Also, throw in roof-top Hajiis for good measure, like Black Hawk Down, Clear and Present Danger, The Kingdom and just about every hollywood movie about a country that doesn't speak English.
Some of you will probably disagree, or say some of these points were a bit of a stretch, but you can't argue...
Watching this movie you can't help but feel you've seen it all before.

Anyway, discuss.

X-stream's Still Available.

06 March 2006 - 03:12 AM

Just a heads up that Australian K-Marts are still stocking the X-Stream range.

Excuse the camera phone pics, I didn't bother recolouring in photoshop.

The crappy disc shooter.
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And the decent blaster.
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The relevance or importance of this eludes me, as I don't have the pricing, just thought I'd let fellow aussies know, and you guys know, in case TRU has stopped selling them.

Penny Arcade!

04 January 2006 - 05:25 AM

Woah. This is a real honour to all you PA reading nerds out there.

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Firefox Search Plugins!

13 September 2005 - 01:02 AM

I know the greater majority of users here tend to frequent both NH and NHQ, not particularly the respected portion, but a large portion never the less. To those of you who don't know, check out this little sexy thing here. It searchs the NHQ forum just like the Google feature searches Google in the search toolbar. Unfortunately the same search limits still apply, so I think it's a minimum of 3 characters.

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The NH one isn't easy. Because the search page isn't actually a specific page [as NHQ is search.php and NH is index.php?act=Search&f=5] I can't actually sort it out to work. Maybe if C new how to create a specific search page or help me out with this, we could all have our own shortcut NH search engine!

Comments?

Flash Concept - Lcd Manager

25 February 2005 - 12:00 AM

This is similar to the paintball devices you see every now and then. I originally planned to build one of these myself as i had all the resources at hand, including the knowledge with electricians as family, but i dumped the project because i realised i really lacked the local nerfing means.

I've made this animation on Tidge's request, because he is going to implement this onto his latest uber homemade, so it was more in his interest than mine. Excuse the roughness of the animation, i made it in around an hour. Painful stuff.

Access here.

I don't know entirely what he wants to gain from this topic, but i guess you should all discuss the possibilty of the implementation of my design, as opposed to his more mechanical sided one, and the benefits [and wanker-factor] of having this attached to your gun.

Go forth. Discuss!