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#355526 Modification and Paintjob Pictures

Posted by Gears on 13 August 2016 - 11:16 PM

shack modding

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#355431 Apocalypse 2016 - August 6th in Ocean Township, NJ

Posted by Gears on 08 August 2016 - 09:24 PM

Note: Writing this up on the plane home. Stand by for format hell.

Apoc2016 (AKA, Dicks Up, Beers Down) was undoubtedly one of the most enjoyable Apoc events of the last few years. The roster was well balanced with vets and fresh talent alike, and I couldn't be more happy. To everyone who raised their hands when Langley asked, "...if this is your first Apoc...": Keep Nerfing.

Apoc stands as the most competitive war in the entire world.

- Reuniting with the LGLF and Sex Dwarves and Twins and Mag7 and Twinks and U3.
- The informal debut of the Sweet Juice Wizards.
- Conducting said wizardry with Zorn.
- (Big) Blasting fools with Ice9 for the first time in nearly four years.
- Frequent morale boosts from OMC.
- Chicken always being extra fabulous, and the silent shattering of my heart when he was always sniped from my early picks in 3-15.
- Mystic/Instinct dominating Team Valor during the unavoidable Pokemon Go speed round.
- Breaking Ice9's world record hit by landing a 282' shot on Groove while hidden in the foliage of the crescent and he in the woods with my breeched UMB (Unapologetically Milky Butt). I went back on Sunday and measured the exact distance by finding the exact dart I shot on the ground exactly where he was hit (thankfully it wasn't dart swept), bringing my overall confirmed kills throughout the day to 1, coming out to 476(1C, 475UC)/16/0 K/D/A.
- We Are...!
- The direct correlation between levels of getting wrecked and having a blast during Dom/Chickens Wingman rounds.
- Slug!
- Entering every round mentally prepared to get ruined by the Wonder Twins. (Status: Ruined.)
- Getting a chubby over Lucian's totally cool super-pump marshmallow cannon. Gimme that STL, yo!
- Continuing my legacy as the Queen of Hearts.
- Mead.
- Popcorn.
- Harley butt.
- Activating Jlego Mode and launching myself through the air during the final Pistols/Drac Rocket VIP round of the day, and not accidentally breaking someone's face in the process.

- Suicide Squad scenes that did not involve Harley butt.
- Elevator illustrations not involving Team Freight Elevator.

Thank you Langley and Ted for putting on the event and making the event possible. I love you guys so fucking much
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#354643 Looking back at 14 years in the LGLF...

Posted by Gears on 28 June 2016 - 04:02 PM

I'm at work and I'm feeling emotional and this is my most favorite NerfHaven post in the entire world.

I love you guys so much. 



I love this clan, and the people who are in it.  It's been an incredible 14 year journey and I wouldn't trade it for anything.  I know we're scattered all over the country now, and I'm well past my nerf expiration date, but I'll keep going if you do.  Thanks guys. 



I'll try to keep up.

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#353620 Modification and Paintjob Pictures

Posted by Gears on 20 May 2016 - 10:04 AM

As always, apologies for the terrible nighttime cellphone shots:

My finshed Sceptor, 4JAX-style. A 4SJAX:


And a quick project I threw together for a war this weekend. A Supermaxx 5000 (SM5K) with a BRISC.

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#352589 Modification and Paintjob Pictures

Posted by Gears on 03 April 2016 - 01:51 AM

Rough af Burst Wave modification. Write Up coming soon.


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#348141 Apocalypse 2015 - Recapping on page 5

Posted by Gears on 30 July 2015 - 11:36 AM

Backpack, boarding pass, and butt are packed and ready to fly.

Whether or not my mom didn't throw out all my blasters after I moved out is TBA.

Stand by.
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#346770 Nerf Army recruiting question?

Posted by Gears on 15 May 2015 - 08:40 AM

Where are you located? I'd love to squash you out with my Nerf army before yours takes off.
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#346386 Apocalypse 2015 - Recapping on page 5

Posted by Gears on 22 April 2015 - 01:50 PM

And you guys thought I was dead, right?

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#344951 The PullSCRT

Posted by Gears on 11 February 2015 - 03:10 PM

Basically they can not find anywhere to safely nerf in Illinois, so building is better than nothing.


Looks cool Ryan. I'll probs pick one up at Plains. Been hyped about this for a while.
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#344766 Best Stefan Foam

Posted by Gears on 03 February 2015 - 03:04 PM

I have been using a pocket knife and carving off little bits of my moms memory foam mattress the past year and she hasn't noticed yet. The foam is thick, consistent, and is the only foam I can easily find by scent. You can't do this every war though so be careful!
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#344555 [IL] Nerf War at Pilcher Park of Joliet (southwest Chicago suburbs)

Posted by Gears on 24 January 2015 - 12:01 PM

Will be in attendance with everything required to play Core Penetration.

(There is a new micro brewery in Lemont called Pollyanna that is absolutely incredible. I'll have to see what the distance is like from Joliet)
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#342837 How many pumps is safe?

Posted by Gears on 12 November 2014 - 03:55 PM

About 39.
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#342070 Nerf Combat Creatures Terradrone

Posted by Gears on 19 September 2014 - 06:19 PM

Found this review on youtube. Looks good!

I don't know how to embed :(
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#342029 Happy Birthdays!

Posted by Gears on 18 September 2014 - 01:57 AM

Happy birthday to my Nerf boyfriends, JLEGO and COOP! I love you both! Stay sexy~
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