cmeej
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you...
Feb 08 2012 01:08 AM
cmeej → KoRnEd
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Feb 08 2012 01:08 AM
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
Feb 08 2012 01:08 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''
Feb 08 2012 01:07 AM
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Feb 08 2012 01:07 AM
