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#26 taita cakes

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 12:43 AM

The concept of an 11 year old grabbing a cold one is slightly beyond my comprehension.
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#27 Prometheus

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 07:35 AM

Christ, OMC I'm not saying that I don't want parkway on the boards, cause that is not the case. I'm just concerned that NH could be held liable when Ted inevitably ties this kid up and sticks him in his trunk for safe keeping.

Seriously, Parkway, you might want to think about carrying a tazer.

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Who's Ted?


The concept of an 11 year old grabbing a cold one is slightly beyond my comprehension.


You need to get out more. Hammered kids are hilarious.
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I am NEVER going to sleep naked in the bed of a former child star ever again....seriously

#28 The Infinite Shindig

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 07:41 AM

Any video footage of him in a war? I don't doubt that he's good, I just want to see him in action.

Parkway, welcome to the Haven.


If Nerfing ability had anything to do with membership here, I would have been given the 9999 special before the place opened.

To get back on topic, welcome Parkway.

Back off topic, did we open up custom avatars, or is there really a garden state parkway avatar available to the public?
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#29 One Man Clan

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 07:50 AM

Who's Ted?

Ted would be Dark Shrimp's real name. Believe it or not, some of us don't go by our forum names in person. Except Evil Angel. Besides the few who bought PETG from me over the internets, I bet there is only a handful of people who know my real name is Chris. Most of the LCM didn't even know that until very recently.

Paul, it has been me mostly abusing my powers. I gave him a custom Av because I told him at BCNO if he registered for NH I would do so. This all stems from the fact that we didn't know his name, but at the FIRST BCNO he was a little kid running around and shooting everyone wearing a parkway shirt. Now you are all in on the inside joke.

I have been abusing my powers lately, but I haven't heard any flack so I figured it wouldn't be the end of the world. I gave Ted the Rear Admiral title, created parkway's persona, and plan on editing a few things further for my personal enjoyment/overall humor. If you have to bring me back down to reality, so be it. Let me know when I overstep the line.
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#30 Prometheus

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 07:57 AM

Who's Ted?

Ted would be Dark Shrimp's real name. Believe it or not, some of us don't go by our forum names in person. Except Evil Angel. Besides the few who bought PETG from me over the internets, I bet there is only a handful of people who know my real name is Chris. Most of the LCM didn't even know that until very recently.

Paul, it has been me mostly abusing my powers. I gave him a custom Av because I told him at BCNO if he registered for NH I would do so. This all stems from the fact that we didn't know his name, but at the FIRST BCNO he was a little kid running around and shooting everyone wearing a parkway shirt. Now you are all in on the inside joke.

I have been abusing my powers lately, but I haven't heard any flack so I figured it wouldn't be the end of the world. I gave Ted the Rear Admiral title, created parkway's persona, and plan on editing a few things further for my personal enjoyment/overall humor. If you have to bring me back down to reality, so be it. Let me know when I overstep the line.


Ah hell, I'm happy with things. No harm done right? Besides, a little flavour makes things interesting.
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QUOTE(VACC @ Jan 24 2008, 06:12 AM) View Post
I am NEVER going to sleep naked in the bed of a former child star ever again....seriously

#31 PvtMcFlurry

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 08:00 AM

and plan on editing a few things further for my personal enjoyment/overall humor.

Oh shit. I'm scared. :(
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QUOTE(Cannonball @ Oct 26 2007, 11:47 PM) View Post

I'm anxiously awaiting the hasbro over throw.

One Man Clan, or One Man Company?

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#32 shadowkid33

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 08:33 AM

my real name is Chris.


My brain hurts after trying to comprehend that.

plan on editing a few things further for my personal enjoyment/overall humor.


This is going to get interesting...
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#33 lionhead333

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 09:21 PM

Parkway, welcome. It'll be nice to have someone mature on the boards. (Joke, please no one get pissed)

I actually have a beach house in LBI. Where did you guys go?

As long as we're on names, everyone calls me Leo. Probably because of my 6 inch wi-fro like hair. Leo vs. Lionhead. Hmm.
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#34 Crankymonky

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 09:37 PM

Also, stop being such a Jew and buy PETG from me.


Also, stop being such a bigot.

But thanks for sending my plate back to me.

Love always,
Dean

Edited by Crankymonky, 29 August 2007 - 09:40 PM.

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#35 One Man Clan

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:10 PM

If I didn't send it back, I was afraid you'd put a sheeny curse on me. Maybe I should change my title from Egomaniac to Anti-Semite.

Jay-Kay, I LOVE you guys.

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#36 LastManAlive

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:13 PM

Just thought I'd say hey. It's been a while for me. A month or two now? Anywho glad to see at least one mature new member here. Would be nice for someone to fill me in on anything I missed. So my reply is at:



Hey Parkway, glad to have you, don't pee on the carpet and hope to see you at a DCNO sometime maybe. I'm too cheap to drive all the way to Jersey to nerf. I might just do it this year though. If you do make it to DCNO I'm fat and lazy and slow so pwn away bub.



Someone tell me what's new! ...and also why Ted would put an 11 year old in the trunk of his vehicle? Maybe I don't want to know.



Aside from that I think I'll whore NH again and try to sell off my stuff. I don't Nerf much so I am just going to find what works for me really good and stick at that. My only downfall to this is that everytime I dump my guns out they are just too fun and cool and frickin' awesome peices of plastic to just say goodbye to.



At that I hope you can impress us Parkway...further that is. Can't wait to see you with a Nerf gun.



-your one and only redneck nerfer from West Virginia
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#37 Smashkirby

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:18 PM

Jay-Kay, I LOVE you guys.

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Uh...maybe i'm imagining that OMC just said that.I should stop smelling all those pvc cement fumes.

Anyway, Welcome to the haven Parkway (bows down and kisses your feet...Not really). I remembered when i got into nerf when i was 11. It's only been a few years after that and i still remember that day when i found a warthog at my friend's house. Glad to see that nerf isn't gonna die any time soon. ;)
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#38 VACC

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Posted 29 August 2007 - 10:51 PM

I have been abusing my powers lately, but I haven't heard any flack so I figured it wouldn't be the end of the world. I gave Ted the Rear Admiral title, created parkway's persona, and plan on editing a few things further for my personal enjoyment/overall humor. If you have to bring me back down to reality, so be it. Let me know when I overstep the line.


You're fucking seriousl? Please tell me you're not cereal. You haven't even begun to scratch the surface. Don't walk into Picasso's studio and start bragging about your fucking finger painting.

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#39 KMILNZE

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 11:15 AM

Parkway kick ass at nerf, if its modding he can do it, if its painting he could do it, if its shooting sam between the eyes Parkway can do it. Go Parkway!
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