Listen up kiddies,
Welcome our newest NH Member, Parkway. He is a fellow NJ nerfer at the ripe old age of 11. Why am I letting him in, knowing the rules? It's a simple answer that he is by far the most mature next generation nerfer I have met. He could most certainly embarrass many of our current members. I'm letting everyone know this way, because I want to avoid the select few backseat moderators on these forums from PMing me about it.
Parkway, welcome home. Grab a cold one.
PS, he nerfed with the Horsemen and lived to tell about it. The numbers in that elite group shrink by the day.
PPS to Parkway. Don't make me regret my decision. I know you won't, but I have a reputation to keep around here.
Parkway! Our Newest Member
Motherfucking Badass, and under the legal limit!
Started by One Man Clan, Aug 28 2007 02:10 PM
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:18 PM
Any video footage of him in a war? I don't doubt that he's good, I just want to see him in action.
Parkway, welcome to the Haven.
Parkway, welcome to the Haven.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:24 PM
Well all I have to say is that if OMC says hes good then I back him 100%. Welcome to the Haven Parkway.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:29 PM
Since Hersh doesn't bother to give me any credit for introducing him to the friggin' hobby I want everyone to know he is my own blood. He is my little brother and you all better be nice to him.
QUOTE(Cannonball @ Oct 26 2007, 11:47 PM) 
I'm anxiously awaiting the hasbro over throw.
One Man Clan, or One Man Company?
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:31 PM
Welcome to NH parkway, if omc says your good, then your ok in my book. Where in nj are ya? I'm only a few years older than you, who knows, I might see you on the street or something.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:39 PM
Hey guys. Thanks for the warm welcome and I can't wait to get involved in the NIC. Especially thanks to Hersh for validating me. Glad to be on the Haven.
In reply to rebsol, I live in Bergen County.
Parkway:)
In reply to rebsol, I live in Bergen County.
Parkway:)
QUOTE(Forsaken_angel24 @ Jul 24 2008, 09:00 PM)
Batman's voice was all snarly and shit. Not in the cool way. He sounded like a cross between a 13 year old in a garage metal band and the cookie monster.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:43 PM
Cool. Me too. What school do you go to?
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:47 PM
Cool. Me too. What school do you go to?
I go to Memorial Middle School.
What about you?
Edited by Parkway, 28 August 2007 - 02:47 PM.
QUOTE(Forsaken_angel24 @ Jul 24 2008, 09:00 PM)
Batman's voice was all snarly and shit. Not in the cool way. He sounded like a cross between a 13 year old in a garage metal band and the cookie monster.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:48 PM
I go to solomon schecter, in new milford.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:49 PM
I go to solomon schecter, in new milford.
Oh. Im in Fair Lawn.
QUOTE(Forsaken_angel24 @ Jul 24 2008, 09:00 PM)
Batman's voice was all snarly and shit. Not in the cool way. He sounded like a cross between a 13 year old in a garage metal band and the cookie monster.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:52 PM
Cool. I don't go there a lot, but i go occasionally for a friends bar mitzvah or something.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:53 PM
Since Hersh doesn't bother to give me any credit for introducing him to the friggin' hobby I want everyone to know he is my own blood. He is my little brother and you all better be nice to him.
I don't give you any credit because it isn't due. HE should be the one telling people you are lucky enough to be related to HIM. Also, stop being such a Jew and buy PETG from me.
I hate you.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 02:53 PM
I hate to ruin the mood but you guys should take that conversation to PM's. Ahaha. Alright already. Let me work out all these trades that are going on and then I'll buy some from you. Anyways the PETG I got doesn't fit my darts for shit anyway. I'll have to see yours.
Edited by Pvt.McFlurry, 28 August 2007 - 02:56 PM.
QUOTE(Cannonball @ Oct 26 2007, 11:47 PM)
I'm anxiously awaiting the hasbro over throw.
One Man Clan, or One Man Company?
Crossbow Mod.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:05 PM
Good. My next move was to change your title to "Cheap Jew who won't buy OMC's PETG" if you didn't.
I may still do that....
They never should have gave me the power....
I may still do that....
They never should have gave me the power....
I hate you.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:13 PM
Welcome Parkway! I look very forward to meeting you at future NJ wars. Speaking of which, you weren't at APOC, were you?
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:16 PM
Good. My next move was to change your title to "Cheap Jew who won't buy OMC's PETG" if you didn't.
I may still do that....
They never should have gave me the power....
Oh shit. I better keep my computer running all night to make sure that don't happen.
He wasn't at APOC but we were trying to go but we happened to be in LBI at the time.
QUOTE(Cannonball @ Oct 26 2007, 11:47 PM)
I'm anxiously awaiting the hasbro over throw.
One Man Clan, or One Man Company?
Crossbow Mod.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:18 PM
Finally the day has come that Parkway has joined Nerfhaven, and has given all of you the privilege of knowing you.
Everyone should be aware that he is above you in every way possible even me the Rear Admiral of Nerfhaven. You should not be just welcoming to the forums, but also be thanking him.
Everyone should be aware that he is above you in every way possible even me the Rear Admiral of Nerfhaven. You should not be just welcoming to the forums, but also be thanking him.
Star Wars can go fuck itself.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:24 PM
Welcome Parkway! I look very forward to meeting you at future NJ wars. Speaking of which, you weren't at APOC, were you?
No. I was planning on coming with my brother (Pvt. Mcflurry) but my family took a vacation to LBI.
QUOTE(Forsaken_angel24 @ Jul 24 2008, 09:00 PM)
Batman's voice was all snarly and shit. Not in the cool way. He sounded like a cross between a 13 year old in a garage metal band and the cookie monster.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:37 PM
Finally the day has come that Parkway has joined Nerfhaven, and has given all of you the privilege of knowing you.
Everyone should be aware that he is above you in every way possible even me the Rear Admiral of Nerfhaven. You should not be just welcoming to the forums, but also be thanking him.
Ok, well then...thanks...for giving me the privlilage of meeting you.
Welcome Parkway! I look very forward to meeting you at future NJ wars. Speaking of which, you weren't at APOC, were you?
No. I was planning on coming with my brother (Pvt. Mcflurry) but my family took a vacation to LBI.
I gottcha. See ya round at some other NJ wars!
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how the heck do you make a double clip?
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Here are the steps.
1. Go to the search button in the right corner of the screen
2. Click
3. Search double longshot clip.
1. Go to the search button in the right corner of the screen
2. Click
3. Search double longshot clip.
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i dont have time, jeez, im new here!
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:45 PM
Dude! I knew you were McFlurrys brother, but I never knew you were Parkway!
Welcome dude!
And Did you and McFlurry get the spring yet for FLNG?
Welcome dude!
And Did you and McFlurry get the spring yet for FLNG?
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 03:46 PM
Indeed.Dude! I knew you were McFlurrys brother, but I never knew you were Parkway!
Welcome dude!
And Did you and McFlurry get the spring yet for FLNG?
QUOTE(Cannonball @ Oct 26 2007, 11:47 PM)
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Crossbow Mod.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 04:49 PM
Welcome, Parkway! One of these days we shall face each other again, and there won't be anyone covering you. 
I actually didn't know that you are Mcflurry's brother.
I actually didn't know that you are Mcflurry's brother.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 04:53 PM
Welcome, Parkway! One of these days we shall face each other again, and there won't be anyone covering you.
No, Parkway is not McFlurry's brother. McFlurry is Parkway's brother.
Star Wars can go fuck itself.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 05:18 PM
I'm feeling uneasy for many of NH's newer members.
If an exempted, 11-year-old member can make more coherent posts than say someone 2, 3, 4, 5 years and up older than he is, it truly will be an embarassment for your state of origin, school, family tree, etc.
If he has OMC's "stomp" of approval, it gets mine. Hi Parkway, I'm Piney and I'm old.
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If an exempted, 11-year-old member can make more coherent posts than say someone 2, 3, 4, 5 years and up older than he is, it truly will be an embarassment for your state of origin, school, family tree, etc.
If he has OMC's "stomp" of approval, it gets mine. Hi Parkway, I'm Piney and I'm old.
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Posted 28 August 2007 - 10:27 PM
Christ, OMC I'm not saying that I don't want parkway on the boards, cause that is not the case. I'm just concerned that NH could be held liable when Ted inevitably ties this kid up and sticks him in his trunk for safe keeping.
Seriously, Parkway, you might want to think about carrying a tazer.
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Seriously, Parkway, you might want to think about carrying a tazer.
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