#1
Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:02 AM
Vacc
~fueled by the tears of a thousand orphans~
#2
Posted 20 May 2007 - 09:13 AM
I was playing with my titan, and I found my dads shotgun shells. The shottyshell shot fine but when it hit that rock it exploded.
You should have shot at yourself. You would have won a Darwin Award.
#3
Posted 20 May 2007 - 11:31 AM
We were playing "protect your commander". I convinced my commander that it would be helpful to have someone camping to reduce the other teams' numbers. I then ran off to camp while everyone else was making strategic arrangements. I picked one of the staircases.
The staircase went up to the roof, which was of course off-limits. I just waited on the roof landing with my NF. Lying down, I peeked over the edge periodically; if someone on anther team was there and not looking I shot them. I got four of them – and it was one-strike-you're out.
#4
Posted 20 May 2007 - 12:12 PM
EDIT: Oh yeah I forgot the time I had an indoor war in my house. I had my NF only. I fell down my flight of stairs, (broke my finger on the way down) misfired and got a headshot to win the round. That was great.
Edited by Pvt.McFlurry, 20 May 2007 - 12:13 PM.
#5
Posted 20 May 2007 - 01:04 PM
Edited by theschief, 20 May 2007 - 01:05 PM.
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#6
Posted 20 May 2007 - 03:14 PM
Edited by PointBlank, 20 May 2007 - 07:02 PM.
#7
Posted 20 May 2007 - 03:16 PM
Shit, yeah. That was amazing. I had aSM500 with the coupler broken off and an empty magstrike. That was insane.z80 and I took the opposing team's flag in CTF with broken guns. Twice
Also, shooting OMC with my umbrella gun while he was flipping me off was pretty awesome at ecno.
#8
Posted 20 May 2007 - 03:26 PM
#9
Posted 20 May 2007 - 04:54 PM
-BadAssReptileFarmer to Talio
#10
Posted 20 May 2007 - 06:31 PM
Don't be sorry. Being sorry means you were wrong or you're trying to get fucked. Were you wrong? No. So why do you want to fuck Ted? I've met him; you're making a mistake.-VACC
#11
Posted 20 May 2007 - 06:50 PM
Bandolier: $25
10 CS 12-round clips: $240
Immense ass-kicking firepower: Priceless
-Prometheus
#12
Posted 20 May 2007 - 07:29 PM
We were entering a shack my friend and me had made as a holdout point, just in case, on my team there were two sharpshooters and two spotters. My friend and I were sharpshooter's. I had the titan and my friend had the longshot.The match had just begun and my spotter had been plinked from afar. I retaliated and hit the other guy in the face at 100' give or take. My friends spotter was hit upclose with a Magstrike and the other marksman was closeby so he took him out. We decided to take their weapons so we could cover each other during reloads. My friend and I realized that we were severely out numbered because the other team didn't play fair and had four more players hidddin in their fort which was massive. my friend and I decided to split up so he took the right and I took the left. On my side there was a curtain/ door and I heard someone say' Get ready', so I backed up and took cover, waiting with a RF20 and a Titan. as soon as they stepped out I saw there leader and took him down with the titan the last 3 I KIA'd with a RF20 spray.
SEMPER FI BIATCH!
If you want peace, prepare for war.
"To All Who Enter, May All Hope Be Lost..."
#13
Posted 20 May 2007 - 08:17 PM
I will also be legally changing my name to "THE INSTANT CLASSIC".
#14
Posted 20 May 2007 - 08:31 PM
#15
Posted 20 May 2007 - 10:04 PM
VACC
~fueled by the tears of a thousand orphans~
#16
Posted 20 May 2007 - 10:27 PM
#17
Posted 21 May 2007 - 07:19 AM
He does't nerf anymore without goggles
Edited by Ixius, 21 May 2007 - 07:19 AM.
#18
Posted 21 May 2007 - 08:25 AM
I just barfed up my breakfast...I think I'm gonna siggy that piece of work.Every time a child laughs, every time a boy and girl fall in love, every time a butterfly bursts from its cacoon and spreads its beautiful wings, and every time I tie your mother to a folding chair and fuck her bloody......the moments I treasure are everywhere and all the time. I am the angel of dispair and my feces is the shit your dreams are made of. Pun intended bitches.
VACC
~feuled by the tears of a thousand orphans~
Edited by tacticaladvantagex5, 21 May 2007 - 08:30 AM.
Vacc
~fueled by the tears of a thousand orphans~
#19
Posted 21 May 2007 - 03:15 PM
Probably dead by now, or something.
#20
Posted 21 May 2007 - 04:09 PM
Edited by CaptainSlug, 21 May 2007 - 05:54 PM.
#21
Posted 21 May 2007 - 06:04 PM
Trautman: This time? This time it's up to you.
#22
Posted 21 May 2007 - 07:33 PM
Pfft, you could call it, "Wars I actually attended", too.
To clarify, I could show up once a year and put on a fucking show. More reason that I am "the instant classic"...
Edited by Evil, 21 May 2007 - 07:33 PM.
#23
Posted 21 May 2007 - 09:22 PM
#24
Posted 21 May 2007 - 09:27 PM
Pfft, you could call it, "Wars I actually attended", too.
To clarify, I could show up once a year and put on a fucking show. More reason that I am "the instant classic"...
Instant classic last war it seemed like you lost most rounds and most of the time got out early in the round. That's weird I would think that someone as good as you would have to be more consistent. After all haven't you said before that the gun doesn't make the player?
#25
Posted 21 May 2007 - 11:14 PM
Edited by longshot555, 21 May 2007 - 11:16 PM.
Nerfer: Really want to take a shot to the balls with a titan?
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