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#51 TED

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Posted 10 November 2006 - 02:58 PM

Here's a birds eye view of the property.

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#52 Evil

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 12:35 PM

The weather report is bleak at best:

http://www.erh.noaa....ate=NJ&site=PHI

"Sunday: Periods of rain, mainly after 10am. The rain could be heavy at times. High near 55. East wind around 9 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New rainfall amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible."

Hopefully the big stuff will miss us. Even if it doesn't miss us there's no reason why we can't have a great time anyway. I'm so pumped for this field I don't know if rain could ruin it.

See you all tomorrow.

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#53 One Man Clan

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 09:03 PM

I'll be there with anyone who still has a set of balls, tomorrow @ 10ish.
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#54 Evil

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 10:19 PM

After talking to Hersh and getting a PM from Ted I feel like I owe everyone an apology and an explanation. I have one day off. Monday through Thursday I am at school. Friday and Saturday I work 100 miles away from campus, back home. Sunday is that day off. In my 6+ years of experience Nerfing outdoors, I know one thing for certain, rain does not make for a good event.

When I asked about the date being changed on November 7th, the weather report stated that Sunday would be clear but chilly out, around the mid 50s. I was happy when we came to an agreement on the event being moved to Sunday the 12th and that the Horsemen also needed the date change. When I posted earlier today, the weather report was poor but I felt it was also do-able. Some rain isn't a problem, but now the weather report has changed again as Sunday gets closer.

The estimated amount of rain has doubled and the probability of precipitation is at 90%.

If tomorrow's forecast were any different I would be there without question. I enjoy Nerfing with you guys and enjoy your company. The next opportunity we get to Nerf at this field, when the weather is not going to be awful, I will be there. No doubt about it.

*Warlock also has a mild case of SARS or something.
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#55 One Man Clan

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 10:33 PM

You don't owe us an apology. All you owe anyone is a chance to shoot you in the face. But since apparently you have the same DNA structure as the Wicked Witch of the West, that will have to wait.
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#56 TED

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Posted 11 November 2006 - 11:43 PM

Since I'm a HARDCORE nerfer the war is still on. I'll be there rain or shine hope everyone else comes too including horsemen.

Edited by Dark Shrimp, 12 November 2006 - 12:27 AM.

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 12:49 PM

Unfortuneatly The Family is dragging me to Dave and Busters. So I hope that you guys have fun.


I will be planning a war probably withen the next month or so.


Sorry I couldn't make it.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 02:09 PM

Hope you guys had fun today. Maybe we could try for another event at this field before the end of the year? I want to hear what you guys thought about it too, since (I think) this was the first war at that field.

*3:00 PM edit: I've been checking the NJ radar for the last hour and I'm going to be furious if you guys didn't get any rain and I wasn't there. As of now it looks like only south Jersey is covered in rain and is taking it's sweet time heading north. :D

Edited by Evil, 12 November 2006 - 03:06 PM.

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 04:49 PM

The war was a let down half the people did not show because they actually couldn't or just didn't want to. The definatley needs a large group of people to maximize fun and happiness ratings. There was barely any rain only a very light shower for maybe 20 minutes.

Thankyou One Man Clan and Kuhlschrank for making it out here knowing that the weather was not promising.

My favorite moment was when we all went and smashed a whole bunch of mailboxes

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#60 One Man Clan

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 06:29 PM

Yea those mail boxes were fucking awesome. Your area's homes are so far apart, there was no one around to stop us, Fucking Hicksville. I had a good time throughout the day, even if I did get a little gay at the end.

I'll post more about it later, I'm dead tired.

The only important thing is that EVIL is a SCUMBAG for pussing out. Major loss of respect from me. I hope you and your sick lollipop headed roommate had fun touching each other all day.
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#61 Evil

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 06:46 PM

This is the last time I'm going to try and defend myself concerning today's war and me not attending. I didn't feel like spending my one day off this week soaking to the core at a war that didn't have a good turnout anyway. I apologize. Remember last time it rained like this? I think we called it off and played Halo 2 all day at Shindig's house. When the weather is great, I'll be there regardless of turnout. Today was just miserable.

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#62 One Man Clan

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:05 PM

Uh, I don't know where the fuck you were, but it didn't rain until I was 10 minutes into my ride home DOUCHEBAG. It's still fucking lame that you didn't go. No apology excepted, EVER!

Change your signature to One Man BITCH by the way. Fucking can't have a parade in the rain.

Edited by One Man Clan, 12 November 2006 - 09:12 PM.

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#63 TED

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:17 PM

This is the last time I'm going to try and defend myself concerning today's war and me not attending. I didn't feel like spending my one day off this week soaking to the core at a war that didn't have a good turnout anyway. I apologize. Remember last time it rained like this? I think we called it off and played Halo 2 all day at Shindig's house. When the weather is great, I'll be there regardless of turnout. Today was just miserable.


Don't try to defend yourself you have no right. Hersh and Tyler both showed up, both of them have college/jobs. They didn't just puss out a couple hours before the war because of the rain. Oh no its going to rain, nerfing in the rain is the worst thing ever! Instead of practicing what I preach I'm going to stay home and write articles about tactics and give Warlock a back rub.

I am dissapointed in you EVIL angel. I thought I could have trusted you, but I was wrong. I will never forgive you.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:28 PM

i think the fact that evil didnt show just proves that he is homosexually inclined.
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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:35 PM

3 posts, and one of them is bashing a Vet. I love this kid.
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#66 TED

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:37 PM

Any ways I hope to have another war at this field. Maybe in the summer so more people will show up.
And Evil if you don't come to the next war I'm driving up and puching you in the balls then driving you to the field and I'll make you nerf.

Edited by Dark Shrimp, 12 November 2006 - 09:41 PM.

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#67 tenesee23

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:39 PM

Evil man I was so pumped to see everybody today. But you let me down. I couldn't attend the last few wars, but I went on my only day off today. And I work at Panera Bread 32 hours ever week as well as attend school Monday through Friday. My usual only day off is Wednesday, but I switched it, so I could be there, rain or shine. Rain, you know, that thing it didn't do.

Yo and Andy has SARS? Isn't that disease that keeps you from breathing and was an epidemic in Japan, causing Tokyo to change its motto, which used to be "We'll take your breath away"?

I think my favorite part of the day was when we went to Cafe Maria's and we ordered pizza and then we saw President Bush. He was wearing an awesome hat. And he ordered pizza and didn't pay his share. Look what you missed Evil! Look what you missed!

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#68 Evil

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Posted 12 November 2006 - 09:47 PM

Yea, Andy got SARS from watching to much anime porno. True story.

And just in case Darkshrimp doesn't hear about this. Here's a lovely message I sent to Hersh.

"[...] and if this was some kind of coordinated beat up on matt attack by you and ted, i swear to god im going to pull some saw movie type shit where you two wake up naked in a dark room attached to black and decker power tool dildos and have to make serious life decisions with ball gags in your mouth"

See you guys next time, unless its raining. ^_^

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 09:32 AM

My apologies for not bein' able to make it, everyone. I had a family event that I had tried to figure a way around, but couldn't manage. I feel positively douchetastic, as this had the potential to be a fantastic war.

I'll do my very damndest to make it out to the TFB's next offering, though. And I'll try to wrangle the other Horsemen into it, as well.
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#70 Rambo

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:44 AM

Lighten up on Matt, for christ's sake. I'm not sure if it was sarcasm or not, but it's his fucking life, and just because you guys didn't have a lot of people, doesn't give you the right to take it out on one of the many who didn't show.

Yell at me maybe?
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#71 Evil

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 02:32 PM

Thanks Ramboner, I appreciate your support. I am pretty sure that Shrimp and OMC were just kidding around though. Except for when OMC told me I should get full-blown AIDS... he seemed serious then. ^_^
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#72 TED

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 03:27 PM

The only person that should feel douchetastic is Evil. Everyone besides him had things they had to do or did not have a ride. Evil just didn't feel like coming cause he's a pussbag McWilliams.

Edited by Dark Shrimp, 13 November 2006 - 03:27 PM.

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#73 Rambo

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 04:00 PM

What, Rambo's not gay enough(thanks talio), you have to go and make it gayer?

I also love the abundance of made up words in this topic, way to go guys.

And ah, since when do diseases have slogans or mottos?!?!?!?!?
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 04:16 PM

Way to go Rambo. And I just wanted you to know ted that I did everything in my power to be there except for the fact that I had no ride. I was gonna ask Hersh for one but I really didn't feel like bothering you since you were already bringing Substance and Rambo. Let me know when theres another war. Sorry I didn't make it.
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I'm anxiously awaiting the hasbro over throw.

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 04:19 PM

I also love the abundance of made up words in this topic, way to go guys.

"Douchetastic" is a perfectly cromulent word.
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