Posted 01 November 2005 - 12:10 PM
taking into account that i watched two movies last night
1:shawn of the dead.
2:fear and loathing
i'd say a mescaline missle might be in order;followed by a rather massive explosion. as i may or may not have stated before i am a macgyverish charavter of sorts,using homemade thermite on a daily basis (look under the bumper of your car,then some seran wrap. you're set.) 3000 degree fire is fun,but then i'd also be utilizing my usual method of "thrashing" or listening to extremely loud punk rock and going nuts with my melee weapon. as i stated,crowbars are easy to find,and make a good melee,along with a metal pipe,baseball bat,car door,trash can,shotgun (even when you're out of ammo,you can flip it and stockbash people) fire axe,monkey wrench,or just turn a car into a ballistic missle. also
three required reading books when preparing for armageddon/revolutions/zombie attacks
zombie survival handbook
anarchists cookbook (or totse.com)
high school physics textbook
restating my pickup truck thoery,it takes a lot of fuel to get a bus running,and if diesel drops beneath the freezing point it turns to a sort of vaseline in the pipework. taking into account that the power may have gone out during our dawn of the dead,you can't plug in to reheat it.
you'll be dead,but at least you'll have vaseline!
The revolution will not be on your iPod.
The revolution will not be on CNN
The revolution will not cost $.99 a song.
The revolution will not be on the atkins diet.
The revolution will free us all.
Extension of a poem by gil-scott heron.