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#1 One Man Clan

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:21 PM

A friend of mine just IMed me this link, check it out.

http://65.127.124.62...4483241.stm.htm

Personally I believe umbrella is involved, but that's just the word on the street. In any case, start your prepartations now. I seriously suggest doing your homework now, if you haven't already seen any Romero movies. There is even a zombie survival guide on Amazon.com.

God speed everyone....

EDIT, that thing is older than i thought, but I figured we could all use a good one.

Edited by One Man Clan, 09 October 2005 - 02:22 PM.

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#2 duce

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:32 PM

There is even a zombie survival guide on Amazon.com.


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#3 NinjZ

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 02:44 PM

Ive got plenty of swords and shotguns to defend myself.
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#4 underservice

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 03:43 PM

[quote name='NinjZ' date='Oct 9 2005, 11:44 AM'] Ive got plenty of swords and shotguns to defend myself. [/quote]
Good Luck.

[quote name='Pineapple' date=' Oct 5 2005, 09:32 PM']
Just don't make any Nerf cruise missles soon.




Hmmm... You may be on to something there..

We need Boltsniper damnit to save the day. :ph34r:\

Edit:Sorry I'm still trying to figure out how to use quotes.

Edited by underservice, 09 October 2005 - 03:46 PM.

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#5 DTReaper

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 03:45 PM

Dudes its not true click on printable version and it comes up with some crazy ass shit web site. At least on my computer it does. Those British are some funny blokes
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#6 ompa

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 04:00 PM

It's a completely fake website with BBC links man.

I'm SO spreading this article around the school, obviously in print, and seeing how many people freak out. It'll be quality.

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#7 DTReaper

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 04:33 PM

Ompa I thought the same exact thing. It'll be hilarious. A classic.

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#8 NinjZ

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 04:34 PM

Dudes its not true click on printable version and it comes up with some crazy ass shit web site. At least on my computer it does. Those British are some funny blokes

We're not stupid.
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#9 DTReaper

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 04:52 PM

I don't think I called anyone stupid I was mearly pointing out a fact. I thought it was real until that happened. However if you are Br that funny blokes comment was not ment to be insulting.

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#10 NinjZ

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 05:55 PM

No I meant we're not stupid in the fact we know it wasnt true. We were just playing along.
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#11 ompa

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 06:00 PM

OT: DT, your sig is awesome. However, here's my counter to that:

Premise 1: All americans want equality.
Premise 2: Communism is based off equality for everyone.

Conclusion: Americans are all closet communists.

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#12 Nerferc

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 07:02 PM

Here's mine

Premise 1: The relegious right is relegious
Premise 2: Relegion causes wars

Conclusion: The relegious right causes wars
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#13 AirApache

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 07:55 PM

What?

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#14 Nerferc

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 08:55 PM

No about what?
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#15 The Infinite Shindig

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 09:11 PM

So I'm going to do the adminly thing and say that if you guys continue this little political tangent, I'm letting the Talio out.

The article is funny, and I like how people do fake articles like that.
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 09:20 PM

Nice find OMC. I'm going to give this one to my government teacher. It seems like it's right up his alley.

Personally, that gave me the laugh of the day. Thanks!

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Posted 09 October 2005 - 09:22 PM

The possibility of zombies is the sole reason I keep a thoasands rounds of 5.56 sotckpiled for that faithful day.........
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 09:51 PM

It's kinda funny, me and my friends crack jokes every now and then talking about how we would totaly go out and slay zombies if somthing like this happened.
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 09:55 PM

Practice your zombie defense before its too late-here,Or there.
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Posted 09 October 2005 - 10:51 PM

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."



Wow, "increase the quality of life for all." I'm both thinking that that's the way mass zombification starts...and I'm having flashbacks of Serenity.
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#21 Langley

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 12:34 PM

You have to wonder what would happen if there were a real zombie attack. I mean you would expect people to be terrified, but in all likelyhood, half the people on this forum would be getting themselves killed running around their neightborhood with a cricket bat or a shotgun.
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 12:59 PM

It depends on whether they're zombies like Dawn of the Dead or Sean of the Dead. If the former were true, we'd all get owned because they run as fast as cars. If the latter were true, we'd own them, because they move as fast as a fucking snail. Hell, we could probably take one out with a Titan.

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 01:25 PM

The possibility of zombies is the sole reason I keep a thoasands rounds of 5.56 sotckpiled for that faithful day.........

The possibility of zombies is the reason I own A Copy Of The Zombie Survival Guide
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Posted 10 October 2005 - 03:08 PM

Yeah I've got a copy too. I'm set.
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#25 underservice

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Posted 10 October 2005 - 09:09 PM

Bolt how long is it till you make the Nerf Cruise Missiles. Make the zombies eat foam. :lol: By the way I got the book and my dad's hunting guns I'm all set.
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