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#26 jwasko

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:48 AM

So Dom, does that mean I should start practicing shooting into a bucket with my ultimator?

Or you could practice penetrating a woman (or man... we don't judge). Same basic difference.

So Dom you're saying I may have to change my sig? Darn. But, the more the merrier.

Pretty sure an LBB is a blast bazooka which is basically the same as a big blast. Stick CPVC or something to let it shoot stefan's on there and you're good.

I'm bringing my usual 2 primaries, hopefully slightly tuned up, and just maybe a homemade. So I'll have 1 or 2 loaners and no guests.

Dom, call/text if you need me to bring or do anything.

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#27 Kronos Nerf Mods

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 01:12 PM

I'm now a definite.
I'll be working on having a pistol for penetration, but I will probably need to borrow a primary.
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Posted 06 June 2014 - 01:25 PM

Or you could practice penetrating a woman (or man... we don't judge). Same basic difference.

So Dom you're saying I may have to change my sig?


I don't think you can un-become a Sex Dwarf, but that's just because there's no precedent. I wouldn't recommend it though, it probably goes by 'All Dogs Go To Heaven' rules.


I'm now a definite.
I'll be working on having a pistol for penetration, but I will probably need to borrow a primary.


We should hopefully have you covered. I should have 8 functional blasters, and seemingly one guest. But who knows what may happen to my blasters through the day.

I also have some 3d printing questions for you at the war.
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#29 BuffNerd

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Posted 06 June 2014 - 08:52 PM

I just found out today that I got a +1, so I'll do my best to have more functional blasters but I may need him to borrow someone else's blaster.
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#30 sublimedom777

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 12:53 PM

Hoo boy, what a war.

I'd like to thank everyone who came out and made this as fantastic a war as we've ever had here, especially the folks who are still on their way home at this moment.

Apart from getting the usual late start that seem to be a part of every Pittsburgh war, I was satisfied with everything about the day. My only regret was my Ultimator not cooperating, thereby nixing Triple Penetration.

Other than that, I personally think it was one of the better wars we've ever held here.

There were just so many great moments to the day, but I'll try to recall just a few of my favorites:

- Hitting JLego and Gears with a real legit "two birds, one dart" kill. Probably shouldn't have counted it, but it was sick.

- JWasko making the "Penetration of the Year" during the shortest UCP round ever.

- The countless close calls, with darts passing so close you can feel the pressure difference.

- Getting DESTROYED in my face. What a hit.

- Continuing my curse of broken blasters. Fsckin maximizer... again.

And that's leaving out /ALL/ of the shenanigans from Friday and Saturday night.


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#31 Xellah

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 05:31 PM

Pitt was fantastic as usual. Ultimate Core Penetration was the best game type of the day. We're gonna have to bring it to Apoc.

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I'd also like to draw attention to our friend Prince, who came out for his first Nerf war. This face was just too good.

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#32 BuffNerd

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 09:10 PM

It was a great war and we couldn't ask for a better day. Dom, I am still so sorry about that head shot. By the end of the war that welt just got worse and worse.

And now some recap:

-Leaving a mark on Dom's forehead redder than Mars

-Making the biggest mistake of my life, which was thinking I could sneak up on Gears

-Being shot by all 5-6 members of the opposing team at the end of freeze tag

-Being shot during a rush by Prince from 10ft away by a Scepter

On a sadder note, We lost a beloved member of one of our blasters this past war.

R.I.P Metal Washer

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Unknown- June 7th, 2014

It was so young...

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#33 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 08 June 2014 - 09:46 PM

Shit's tight, yo
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#34 Kronos Nerf Mods

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 10:23 AM

Thanks for a great war everyone, and again to those who let me borrow their stuff.
Highlight of the day for me was the dick pump melee kill I got on JWasko.
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#35 jwasko

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 11:50 AM

Technically didn't take that hit since it wasn't attached to a blaster and I don't think we were playing melee...I did take a hit right after because Jax had me dead in his sights. But yes you touched me with Xellah's dick. Congrats.

Highlights for me were:
-Lots of rounds; some very well contested but it was still fun even when I was on the side that got crushed.
-Channeling my inner Ender Wiggin and penetrating straight to the core.
-Seeing Jax go on a couple kill streaks.

Could have gone for a couple more rounds of freeze tag, but given the fact that I'm still sore today maybe it's better we didn't.
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#36 Gears

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Posted 14 June 2014 - 01:32 PM

I totally forgot to respond with how the war went! IT WAS GREAT.

And JWaskos superman jump for the bucket during penetration may the nerf highlight of the whole fucking year.
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#37 Kronos Nerf Mods

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 09:38 PM

Buffnerd finally cut the UCP Round Video so I could put it on youtube. The camera couldn't capture it all, but It's still pretty cool.


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