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#1 sublimedom777

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 02:41 PM

Doesn't it seem like it's been absolutely forever since Pittsburgh failed at hosting a war? Well the wait is over!


When: Saturday June 7th, 2014 10A-?

Where: Armstrong Park, (Pittsburgh)

Info:

What to bring:

  • Primary blaster, secondary blaster, backups in case something breaks. Bring all Ultimators, Maximizers, and ammo for each!
  • Lunch (if you're the kind of person who eats at nerf wars)
  • Cash/Blasters for sale/trade (If you are looking to purchase or sell something at this war, you may mention that in your RSVP post. Do not create extra posts for it, this is not a trading thread.
  • Hydration (I will, as usual, try and bring a water jug, but anything above and beyond is your responsibility)
  • Apparel - All Sex Dwarves in attendance should be in uniform, all attendees are encouraged to keep an eye on the weather and dress accordingly.



    Gametypes:
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  • Penetration - Bring your Ultimators out of their ceremonial velvet lined boxes and actually fire them! YAY! Maybe we'll even play Triple Penetration this time!
  • Stock Ammo - JWasko mentioned interest in a stock ammo, or lightly modded round, and we'll be exploring this as a gametype. (Please plan on bringing an N-strike blaster with stock ammo if possible.)
  • Freeze Tag - You know the drill.
  • Other "normal" gametypes (3:15, 5:0, etc)


Age Requirements:

This event is open to those 13 and up, but there are specific requirements placed on that.
Those aged 13-16 must have their parent or guardian on the premises, and that guardian must be fully aware of the risks involved. (I will not take blame if your child takes a hard hit)
Those under the age of 18 are required to wear eye protections at all times during play. I strongly encourage, and likely will require something more than just normal eyeglasses (I was
hit in the glasses at Hb4H, and it chipped the lens. They are not sufficient protection.)
Those over the age of 18 are strongly encouraged to wear sufficient (see above) eye protection, but have the right to decline, and in doing so accept responsibility for any ocular harm
that should befall them.


Parents, please be aware that this event will be mixed age groups. While we make attempts to be courteous to younger players, they will not receive favoritism or special accommodations,
and are expected to display a modicum of maturity and responsibility while playing (i.e. following rules, playing safely, respecting other players/pedestrians as well as the venue, and so forth).


Dart/Blaster regulations

Standard Nerf etiquette applies. Pittsburgh traditionally plays by a code of "If it's not downright dangerous, it's ok".

This applies to both blasters and darts in our community. We do not tolerate flat black, or other realistically themed blasters, unsafe darts (read on), but most of all,
we do not tolerate unsafe play.

We've fired countless darts, mostly 1/4" slingshot weighted, with no major incidents or complaints, but I am not insensitive to the fact that somebody may have lost a parent or loved
one to this "dangerous" ammo, and am willing to hear arguments for making this a slugs-only war (full of self loathing and sub optimal performance).


Lodging

We have limited lodging available, so it will be provided on a first come, first served basis, with a friendship/party constant applied. Otherwise, I will work on finding the best places
to stay in a hotel for cheap.





This is an open event, All who can attend, should. Pittsburgh wars are extremely rare, and even more fun. Come and take us on in our native homeland, if you dare. Please post any questions
related to this event either here, or feel free to direct them to my personal message box.

Attendees:
SublimeDom777 (Host) [*]
BuffNerd
PrincexBuster
Gears [*] Special Surprise Guest[*]
JWasko
CK32
Xellah
PBZ
Karpenter ( + SCN?)


Maybes:
Nerfmonkey
Kronos
Dom's (2-3) guests


Extra-curricular:

Post-War-Dinner: Post war, we usually like to go and wreck a Chinese buffet. This is an open invite for all, and will be dependent on group desire

Post-Dinner-Shenanigans: For those who are 21+, and mostly those staying over, There will be drinking, Mario Kart 64, and fun times. Please let me know if you intend to attend, so I can make arrangements based on attendance.

Edited by sublimedom777, 01 June 2014 - 08:22 PM.

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#2 sublimedom777

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 02:55 PM

As usual, if there's something you're looking to purchase, let me know. I have too many blasters, and too many bills. Lets try and even that out.
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#3 BuffNerd

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 03:22 PM

I'm in.

Want to sell at war:
2-11
Modded BBB
Modded BB Rangemaster
Modded Rampage
OMW Recon

PM me for details

Edited by BuffNerd, 20 April 2014 - 05:22 PM.

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#4 princexbuster

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 04:31 PM

Im very interested in nerfing. I really would rather not use slugs though. I promise not to shoot anyone in the face to hard.

P.s I dont think I have ever been or ever have shot someone in the face.

Edited by princexbuster, 18 April 2014 - 04:37 PM.

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#5 NerfMonkey

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Posted 18 April 2014 - 05:29 PM

I'm going back to the desert pretty soon to eat a bunch of cacti and search for my spirit animal, so I may not be here for this one. If we can make the war a few weeks sooner I can guarantee my attendance. If not, I may or may not be able to go; the magic 8-ball said don't count on it. So put me down as a maybe and my nads as definites.
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Posted 18 April 2014 - 08:58 PM

Maybe, I'll have to see what Richard and I are doing.
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#7 sublimedom777

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 12:14 PM

I'm going back to the desert pretty soon to eat a bunch of cacti and search for my spirit animal, so I may not be here for this one. If we can make the war a few weeks sooner I can guarantee my attendance. If not, I may or may not be able to go; the magic 8-ball said don't count on it. So put me down as a maybe and my nads as definites.


Unfortunately this can't be moved up any further. The weekend before is Memorial Day weekend and I'll be out of town, and most other weekends are no good for the Wasko Bros.


Maybe, I'll have to see what Richard and I are doing.


Word, it'd be great to have you guys again
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#8 BuffNerd

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 05:21 PM

Gametypes:

  • Penetration - Bring your Ultimators out of their ceremonial velvet lined boxes and actually fire them! YAY! Maybe we'll even play Triple Penetration this time!


Will we have an actual core to penatrate or will it be a Home Depot bucket like last time?
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#9 Gears

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:30 PM

Gears: ALL SYSTEMS GREEN

Ted: Pending party confirmation
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#10 sublimedom777

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 09:33 PM

Gears: ALL SYSTEMS GREEN

Ted: Pending party confirmation


There will be post war drinking for those who are of age.

Shall I plan on sleeping arrangements for 2 then?
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Posted 22 April 2014 - 08:13 PM

I'm a maybe.
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#12 sublimedom777

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 08:23 PM

I'm a maybe.


Word, hopefully you can make it.


And as per the core discussion, plan on it being buckets. I will try to make cores, but no promises

Edited by sublimedom777, 24 April 2014 - 08:06 PM.

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#13 sublimedom777

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 05:08 PM

Bumpdate!

Anyone care if we move it to June 7th? I know that helps Gears out a little, but what about the rest of you?

Also, I procured buckets that I'm going to make into cores for Penetration, so that's a step of progress! YAY!
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Posted 28 April 2014 - 06:36 PM

Bumpdate!

Anyone care if we move it to June 7th? I know that helps Gears out a little, but what about the rest of you?

Also, I procured buckets that I'm going to make into cores for Penetration, so that's a step of progress! YAY!


That would work better for me because I forgot about a prior commitment on the 31st, so if we move it to the 7th I can still ultimatly penatrate the core with some degree of accuracy from a distance with Draconis' Rockets.
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#15 sublimedom777

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:02 PM

There is promise of a Blood Debt to make it to this war if it's on the 7th, so I think it's being moved.
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#16 TED

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Posted 29 April 2014 - 06:44 PM

Punch and pie?
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Posted 03 May 2014 - 09:50 AM

ill definitely try to make it out this year!
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Posted 06 May 2014 - 10:30 PM

The 7th works better for me than the 31st, since that is the date my coworker picked to move (and I had previously indebted myself to helping).

Put me as a maybe for the 7th. I hope no one minds me using streamlines instead of slugs, if I run out of time to make darts.
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Posted 30 May 2014 - 11:49 AM

Strong maybe.

I will be bringing several iterations of the N00B Tube, hopefully there will be some takers that are willing to try it out.

Edited by PBZ, 30 May 2014 - 12:41 PM.

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#20 sublimedom777

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Posted 31 May 2014 - 02:20 PM

Bumping for awareness! The war is next weekend, and I've got nothing done as usual! Yay! Oh how the time flies.

I did however put an order in for dart materials, and I'm going up in my attic in a few moments to see what all blasters I have that are functional.

Anyway, anyone on the fence about this needs to let me know asap about their attendance, and lodging arrangements if we haven't already discussed it.
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Posted 01 June 2014 - 01:37 PM

So Dom, does that mean I should start practicing shooting into a bucket with my ultimator?
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#22 sublimedom777

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 08:36 PM

So Dom, does that mean I should start practicing shooting into a bucket with my ultimator?



Oh, yeah.... I guess I should get those done?


The good news is I finished two 4Bs today for loaner/backup. Anyone have any tips on a LBB? I had never actually opened one until today, and just shrugged and tossed it aside because it looked like work. I have so many things to try and fix.

Also, super awesome news I forgot to tell everyone about! Karpenter of Steel City Nerf contacted me and intends to be in attendance next weekend. He's supposed to try unearthing a few other SCN members, so it oughta be a fun day.
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Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:21 AM

My self and Xellah are also definates, we are ready for some UCP.
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Posted 05 June 2014 - 10:56 AM

Just confirming myself and JLego. Hot as fuck for this war.
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#25 sublimedom777

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Posted 05 June 2014 - 11:11 AM

Just confirming myself and JLego. Hot as fuck for this war.


This war is going to be hot as fuck, and hot as fuck.

On that note, I will be bringing a big jug of water. Anyone who is traveling from somewhere that doesn't feel like a truckers armpit, prepare for 80 degrees and maximum humidity.
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