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#26 death by cheez

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:14 PM

Reading this thread just gave me cancer of the soul.
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:15 PM

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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:24 PM

Well said Lt. Stefan! And how immature..."I fart in your general direction."

You obviously don't know the subtleties of Monty Python.
Props to firesflame for quoting it.

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:32 PM

Completely unnecessary flame of old news post fail complete!
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:39 PM

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:57 PM

Even your money is disappointed in you, ricochet.
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 10:59 PM

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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:02 PM

All I have to say is this is a...
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OMG LOL!111eleven!! WER CAN I GET DIS?
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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:11 PM

Ricochet, Jesus loves you, but he still knows you fail so hard.
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OMG LOL!111eleven!! WER CAN I GET DIS?


If I knew that I would go there and buy legendary yarn and make a HAMP the gets ranges that are OVER 9000!

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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:19 PM

The thread is almost closed! Hurry up and flame ricochet, everybody!
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#37 ricochet

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:43 PM

Talio said to bring the hate so here it comes. This was the first flame that came up on google when I typed in " best flame". I edited it to fit what I needed it for. Sorry if some of the bigger words are spelled incorrectly. I edited it in Word and even it didn't know all of these words. Now, on to the show.

Dear Ricochet,

You are obviously a retarded asshole and unfortunately I don't think it was your choice, in fact it was more than likely caused by a failed abortion prior to your unfortunate birth.

Ricochet, you are a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour
piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be
seen with you. You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, andyou have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you especially your Mac hatred. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. I wish you would leave NerfHaven.


You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You give Nerf a very sad connotation. You are a monster, an ogre,
a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You and Possemhunter have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Real Nerfers laugh at you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to fine new information before attempting to impress us with your Nerf insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a noob.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have at NerfHaven? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted posts would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You and Possemhunter have the personality of
wallpaper. You are sub-optimal and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant posts and Possemhunter half baked comments trying to protect you.

In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day and keep enjoying your pitiful world.


That was actually entertaining, props. But that confirms how you have a shitload of time on your hands...maybe you should pick up some montanta brochures. But then again, google is a fast service

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#38 firesflame4

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:47 PM

Talio said to bring the hate so here it comes. This was the first flame that came up on google when I typed in " best flame". I edited it to fit what I needed it for. Sorry if some of the bigger words are spelled incorrectly. I edited it in Word and even it didn't know all of these words. Now, on to the show.

Dear Ricochet,

You are obviously a retarded asshole and unfortunately I don't think it was your choice, in fact it was more than likely caused by a failed abortion prior to your unfortunate birth.

Ricochet, you are a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour
piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be
seen with you. You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, andyou have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you especially your Mac hatred. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. I wish you would leave NerfHaven.


You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You give Nerf a very sad connotation. You are a monster, an ogre,
a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You and Possemhunter have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Real Nerfers laugh at you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to fine new information before attempting to impress us with your Nerf insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a noob.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have at NerfHaven? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted posts would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You and Possemhunter have the personality of
wallpaper. You are sub-optimal and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant posts and Possemhunter half baked comments trying to protect you.

In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day and keep enjoying your pitiful world.


That was actually entertaining, props to you for that. But that confirms how you have a shitload of time on your hands...maybe you should pick up some montanta brochures.


I didn't write it only edited it, but thanks. Also I do have a life. I'm just off from collage.
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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 19 July 2010 - 11:52 PM

ZOMG THE FURY OF A THOUSAND FACEPALMS HAS BEEN UNLEASED! DUCK AND COVER!!!!! :)

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#40 ricochet

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:09 AM

Talio said to bring the hate so here it comes. This was the first flame that came up on google when I typed in " best flame". I edited it to fit what I needed it for. Sorry if some of the bigger words are spelled incorrectly. I edited it in Word and even it didn't know all of these words. Now, on to the show.

Dear Ricochet,

You are obviously a retarded asshole and unfortunately I don't think it was your choice, in fact it was more than likely caused by a failed abortion prior to your unfortunate birth.

Ricochet, you are a vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour
piss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be
seen with you. You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, andyou have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved.

I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you especially your Mac hatred. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum. I wish you would leave NerfHaven.


You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in regret for what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You give Nerf a very sad connotation. You are a monster, an ogre,
a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You and Possemhunter have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Real Nerfers laugh at you.
You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are weed, a fungus, a ferment, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to fine new information before attempting to impress us with your Nerf insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Your hand even refuses autoerotism. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a noob.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have at NerfHaven? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted posts would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You and Possemhunter have the personality of
wallpaper. You are sub-optimal and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. So stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid.

Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant posts and Possemhunter half baked comments trying to protect you.

In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I brought you in. Otherwise, have a good day and keep enjoying your pitiful world.


That was actually entertaining, props to you for that. But that confirms how you have a shitload of time on your hands...maybe you should pick up some montanta brochures.


I didn't write it only edited it, but thanks. Also I do have a life. I'm just off from collage.


Yes you stated that above.

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#41 ricochet

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:13 AM

You guys are quite entertaining, keep it coming
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:24 AM

Ricochat what that fuck. Your breaking more rules. now your fucking double posting. Take that dick out of your ass and pay attention to what you are doing.
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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

#43 ricochet

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:33 AM

Ricochat what that fuck. Your breaking more rules. now your fucking double posting. Take that dick out of your ass and pay attention to what you are doing.


This thread is worthless anyways so who gives a shit, I like to have fun when the opportunity presents itself...perfect time
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 12:40 AM

My God. He double posted in a flame war about his double posting. Pack it up guys. Internet is broken.
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:01 AM

Ricochat what that fuck. Your breaking more rules. now your fucking double posting. Take that dick out of your ass and pay attention to what you are doing.


This thread is worthless anyways so who gives a shit, I like to have fun when the opportunity presents itself...perfect time



My God. He double posted in a flame war about his double posting. Pack it up guys. Internet is broken.


To both of you.
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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:08 AM

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:14 AM

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If no one is interested no one is interested. Think of it like this...say you take your dick out in front of a girl and she's not interested in it. It doesn't help to smack her in the face again with it 7 days later.

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 01:26 AM

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 02:45 AM

Well....
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 02:46 AM

So I don't mind flaming this Ricochet asshole for his very very very stupendous mistake.

But I do mind using incurable deseases wich probably killed friends and family of you, to be wished upon him...

So I'd rather like you to flame him being fucked in the ass with a singled titan firing a thumbtack stefan up his bum or something... Instead of saying he is cancer (or as someone posted canker).....
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