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#26 rork



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Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:23 PM

All y'all need to quit trying to compete with Groove, because it's impossible. Seriously, though, I'm glad you're OK, dude.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 11:43 PM

I hope you can fling foam by the fall. Doctors generally aren't the greatest in dating how long it will take for you to heal. I personally have been through crazy shit, but remember that you are still you. That Guru Mk. III needs to be out and about ASAP mister. Anyways, I hope you don't die

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#28 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 12:16 AM

Get well brother, hopefully we can be kicking ass side by side for APOC 2010.
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#29 CaptainSlug


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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:39 AM

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:42 AM

I know I'm not active, and I know you really have no idea who I am, and I know you think i ride kangaroos to school, but when i hear that someone has Gastric Pneumatosis, it really bursts my bubble. All i can really do right now is say "get well" and be on my way. Get well.

- Jacob.
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:43 AM

All the best Groove. I'll send you some teabags. Tea solves everything.

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#32 Dastardly



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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:27 AM

Here's hoping everything turns out well, and that rest fixes it completely.

I wonder if it's E coli related--it's been known to contribute to infectious gastric pneumatosis... If it's non-infectious GP, though, it's one of those "who knows?" scenarios (though most are a result of the air they pump in while "scoping" the stomach or intestinal tract).
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:47 AM

That SUCKS man, I hope you get well soon. :)
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:49 AM

Lol, I liek, almost died too, and didn't post about it, and this seems like the appropriate time to tell everyone that I almost died and compare it to what you're going through. Toss in a bit of reflective humility as well. Oh, I'm also a doctor and and now tell you the causes of your disease and the studies done that it showed up in, even though those real doctors of yours couldn't tell you. Also, I like to ramble stupidly about a spin off about a joke you made that was initially funny, but now I'm just riding it because I have no sense of humor myself. You know, just so you know. I'm not trying to steal your light or anything.

Get well soon dude.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:57 AM

Dastardly - That's what they originally thought, but it turned out to be the latter case. That's why nobody really knows how this came to be.

NerfBritMogul - As long as its decaf, I can apparently have tea. I'm a big fan of Mandarin Orange. What I really want though, is one of those Doctor Who sonic screwdriver pens that you "blokes" have over there. The ones that light up and make the sonic noise and can be used as a pen? Those look cool as shit.

CaptainSlug - Pretty much.

FA24 - Thanks, man. I hope I'll be able to hang out with you guys at Apoc as well.

jakejagan & rork - Thanks, dudes.

utahnerf - Cool story, bro. You should totally tell it at parties.

Busta - That sucks. Anything that ruptures or has the capacity to rupture is bad, I'm convinced. Rupturing in general just...bad.

Thanks again for the well wishes. Once I am back to feeling like my old self again I can start lurking on the forums and making appropriate t-shirts to commemorate this event. In the mean time, if any of you bitches want to feel the wrath of my Pokemon, I've been playing Heart Gold and have assembled a nigh unstoppable force of furry little war machines. That's what staying in the hospital for a week can do to a man. If you're interested, drop me a PM.

EDIT: Split, I love you.

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#36 Eh Watt

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:32 AM

Get well soon, Groove. I mean that with all my heart Intestines.

Edited by Eh_Watt?, 14 April 2010 - 02:09 PM.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:46 AM

Get well soon, Groove. I mean that with all my heart.

Fuck your heart, what we need is your intestines! Give them to us!
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 04:14 PM

Wow thats crazy, get well soon.
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 06:43 PM

BRITNERFMOGUL - As long as its decaf, I can apparently have tea. I'm a big fan of Mandarin Orange. What I really want though, is one of those Doctor Who sonic screwdriver pens that you "blokes" have over there. The ones that light up and make the sonic noise and can be used as a pen? Those look cool as shit.


If that's what makes you happy, then so be it.

Expect a PM Groove.

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#40 Draconis


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Posted 14 April 2010 - 07:04 PM

All the best Groove. I'll send you some teabags. Teabagging solves everything.

There, I fixed that for you, Brit. Though I'm not sure it will help.

Sorry to hear your chest burster took a southern detour, and I hope you heal quickly and completely. Stop by the IRC chat sometime and let us know how you're doing!
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:27 PM

Brit: Those screw drivers look a little too phallic to be yours. Your girlfriend leave em lying around?

And yes, rupturing in general is pretty bad. I can't honestly think of a single case where a rupture is good. Erupt yes, but not rupture.
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 07:43 PM

Those screwdriver things look like some advanced technology cool British vibrators.

Edited by utahnerf, 15 April 2010 - 08:41 PM.

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#43 Fredo



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Posted 15 April 2010 - 08:36 PM

Those screwdriver things look like some advanced technology British vibrators.

That was necessary. Anyway, as if it hasn't been said enough by people that don't know you, I hope you get well soon.

( Also aware this post was unnecessary, and late)

Edited by Fredo, 15 April 2010 - 08:37 PM.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 05:01 AM

TLDR Version: Yes, my stomach has a hole in it. Yes, I almost died. Yes, I am slowly getting better. No, I will not be Nerfing this Summer. No, I am not quitting Nerf. And finally no, you cannot have my blaster.


Sooooooooo.... no white russian chugging contest prior to making little children cry during a rain of foam, and other such objects?

Damn, man, that's really terrible, while not as painful (at all), I just recently had a bout with Bells Palsy. These random rare diseases are, frankly, fucking annoying as hell-- you know.. not delightful at all!

Very happy you're doing well, because if you did indeed die, well, I'd probably have to get some golden coins and hit up Charon to get you back to this side of life.... and, well, that's a painnn! =P

Feel better soon, Groovey.

Edited by ShatteredDreams, 16 April 2010 - 05:02 AM.

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 06:18 PM

Get well soon. I tried to call Dr. house, But I found out that he is just an actor. Just have slug make you new internal organs.
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Posted 17 April 2010 - 07:13 AM

Is there any chance I'm going to get a badass "Fuck Gastric Pneumatosis!" t-shirt out of this?

Feel better dude, and, as ridiculous as it sounds, let us know if we can do anything. At least let slug build you an arc reactor to power your intestines and a suit of robotic battle armor.

I second That!
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Posted 17 April 2010 - 10:47 PM


Found a pic of Pneumatosis, here it is:

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nasty as... well..... pneumatosis.

Now I'm beginning to regret tripe soup at the chinese place down the street. I guess that's why it's so cheap.
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Doing this as I speak. I have no idea when I got it...my DAD got it some 15 years ago, but that doesn't matter. Anyways, it keeps jerking around all over the place. I try to hold it with a rag...It doesn't look like...much.

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