#1
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:07 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERF_wars
Does anyone with half a brain know how to edit Wikipedia pages? Cause we really need to do something about that.
Talio.
#2
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:11 PM
"Bases
Each base should have at least a sentry/gunner's station or two, an ammo dump/gun holds, and parking for one/two tanks."
HAHAHAHAH, I feel like whoever wrote this replaced Halo 1,2,and 3 descriptions with NERF.
Awesome find!
-Loni
Edited by loni, 23 July 2009 - 12:13 PM.
#3
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:27 PM
I'm going to track down the editor of this article.
Ballguns are called Ballistic Ball Grenade Launchers. How queer is that? Like they explode on contact or you yell an onomatopoeia every time a ball hits the ground?
#4
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:36 PM
EDIT: Oh dear god. I just scrolled through all the rest of it. They typed a freaking novel! That did make me laugh.
Edited by Captain, 23 July 2009 - 12:40 PM.
#5
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:43 PM
Hilarious.....
Edited by pjotrkuh, 23 July 2009 - 12:46 PM.
#6
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:43 PM
opponent and thereby succeed in winning, may be
called a heaven-born captain."
-Sun Tzu.
#7
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:50 PM
Compared to this all the wars I've been to have been pretty lame. Nobody's even lost an eye, much less a leg.If you shot off a leg and the nerfer falls, then you can come up to them and take a "fatal" shot in the head or something like it. This is way easier if you have a Titan rocket launcher ad you can blowoff the legs or kill the person directly.
Hit and Run: This tactic is not often seen, as it is looked down upon by most nerfers because it is so brutal and hard to do. Basically, you take your squad, shoot some enemies, and run (hence the name).
Edited by VelveetaAvenger, 23 July 2009 - 12:52 PM.
#8
Posted 23 July 2009 - 12:54 PM
That said, it'd be nice to differentiate between what we call Nerf Wars, and Milsim.
Edited by Carbon, 23 July 2009 - 12:56 PM.
#10
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:09 PM
/sarcasm
I don't mind it if people take about how some nerf wars can have "classes" but this whole article went above and beyond.
#11
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:15 PM
It's simple:
Take gun of choice, run up to enemy, shoot enemy, repeat.
If it is Capture the Flag: take gun of choice, run up to enemy "base", shoot enemies as encountered, grab flag, run like hell back to your base.
#12
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:25 PM
Hmmm... That's weird I don't know of any wars that happen once every two years or once every three years.
Honestly, I feel like this is just some kid who doesn't even have a NERF gun and just thought all this up in his head. Upon this thought and his utter lack of friends, he decided to take 10 hours to type this page.
#13
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:29 PM
-Martin Luther
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek u.
#14
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:30 PM
This was how nerf was played (minus some ridiculous parts) Back in the 1996-2000 era. Back when all of the NIC belong to a little E-Mail chain called nerflist. And noobs feared the court of popetacious.
But, this is certainly ridiculous. Can some one fix that?
#15
Posted 23 July 2009 - 01:38 PM
I can tell you right now that if anyone hits me with the buttstock of their weapon than someone's gonna get punched in the dick.
#16
Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:05 PM
You notice near the end of the article I've added some *edits
#17
Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:14 PM
It use to be better.
How do I know?
That's how I found NerfHaven. Look at the sources at the bottom.
It used to actually described our events, such as 3 15, 4 20, Capture the Flag, and other things involving OUR war play.
I have laughed my dick off at what this has become.
Someone change the name to "Mil- Sim Nerfing".
VERY IMPORTANT EDIT:
Actually, change the title and move the "Internet Community Nerf Wars" part out.
Or just make that the only section like it used to be.
Edited by RVMVTVProductions, 23 July 2009 - 02:19 PM.
#18
Posted 23 July 2009 - 02:34 PM
Edited by TantumBull, 23 July 2009 - 02:35 PM.
#19
Posted 23 July 2009 - 06:53 PM
Want to know what's funny?
It use to be better.
It used to actually described our events, such as 3 15, 4 20, Capture the Flag, and other things involving OUR war play.
I have laughed my dick off at what this has become.
Someone change the name to "Mil- Sim Nerfing".
This is true, I saw this a few months back and it was nowhere near this stupid. Could it just be reverted?
#20
Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:07 PM
Many poeple are famous for winning many Nerf wars. Some famous Nerf soldiers, commanders, generals, and strategists/tacticians are: "Evil Angel" (tactician/Lawn Chair Mafia(LCM)member), "The Four Horsemen" (supersoldier/commando/strategists squad), and others
My god....
#22
Posted 23 July 2009 - 08:41 PM
I cracked up.
CQC is a basic martial art style that involves using handguns, as described in the MGS series.
I think whoever wrote that meant CQB.
Since the 3:15 rule i mentioned, I guess someone here must've wrote it. Since a goober wouldn't know what that was from Youtube alone.
(Not goober as in ice goober, but RETARD goober)
Edited by Echnalaid, 23 July 2009 - 08:47 PM.
#23
Posted 23 July 2009 - 08:45 PM
#25
Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:50 PM
Firefly REV-8: Bullpup revolver.
That is bugging the shit out of me!
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