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Who would you rather see win a Lancer battle?

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#26 analogkid

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 05:36 PM

I just want to see the vid. I voted anyway just for fun though. Somehow or another I am going to make my way up there someday for one of these(Massacres) if they're still around. Can't wait.

Edited by analogkid, 17 March 2009 - 05:37 PM.

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#27 Langley

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 05:42 PM

Edit: Sorry, I take this shit too seriously sometimes. If you really want to read it, read crooked's post.

Edited by Langley, 17 March 2009 - 10:04 PM.

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#28 loni

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 06:21 PM

slowguitarman, on Mar 17 2009, 01:03 AM, said:

Hopefully both endings will be shown anyway. They both have something great to offer.


Langley, this seems to me to imply that both endings will eventually be shown.

Does everyone really have to look into this as something more, honestly, just pick for whoever you want to see get chainsawed in half, thats it. People should stop turning this into something more than it is.

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Langley, on Mar 17 2009, 06:42 PM, said:

It's not like you aren't going to post the 'alternate ending' anyway.


Why would they want people to vote for who gets killed if they aren't going to post it?

Edited by loni, 17 March 2009 - 06:25 PM.

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#29 BoneRiot

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 06:23 PM

I cast my vote for simultaneous mutual beheading.
Either that or your chains getting caught in each other and the fight just ending up with you two fixing the guns on the floor like little kids.
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#30 Boss18

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 06:34 PM

Captain, on Mar 17 2009, 03:20 PM, said:

I voted on SGM, but I'd like to see both endings.


Well I voted Angel, But I'd still like to see both endings, Because I've never met, or even talked to any of them.Apart from the few times I PMed Forsaken on Youtube.So I have to assume Angel, I've heard hes kinda a tall guy, and I also heard hes a body builer.I hope this doesnt sound gay. :D
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#31 Pearson2

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 07:15 PM

My vote has to go to FA although I think this would be a close battle. I've been to 2 masscares so far and as far as I can recolect I don't think I've hit FA once dispite how many time's I've fired at him. Granted SGM you are one hell of a nerfer yourself but I was able to get a few lucky shots on you in the last war.

Personally I think that come April we should put this to the test. FA and Crooked as captians SGM and co-captian of his choice (preferably CNP) pick teams, one life winner take all.

Now that would be Effeminate.
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#32 CrooKeD

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:37 PM

Langley, on Mar 17 2009, 02:42 PM, said:

Two grown men have spent countless hours attaching fisher price chainsaws to perfectly good nerf guns and filled them with LEDs. After one of them traveled hundreds of miles to visit the other at a nerf war, the first thing they thought of doing was filming themselves wearing ridiculous masks, in order to post it on the internet. But since their egos prevent either of them from knowingly conceding defeat to the other in a fictitious, staged nerf war, they've turned it into a popularity contest too. Who wins? No one.

If you really wanted to entertain anyone with this wankfest of a movie, you would have found a satisfying way to end the video without bruising any egos. It's not like you aren't going to post the 'alternate ending' anyway.



Jesus almighty that's a lot of hate. This coming from a friend rather then someone who just looks up to FA24 in the Nerf community. Its so easy to pass this judgment then to see that this is nothing but fun. Popularity contests are what lies in high school hall ways, I know this because I left that behind IN high school. Lets try and keep Nerf fun and keep this drama in young and the restless. I have met SGM and I am good friends with FA24 and know that both of these guys had a blast making this with CNP and am sure they just wanted to share the laughter and fun.

Let's move forward and respect the community, its members and it as a hobby!

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#33 Langley

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:02 PM

Okay, I can totally respect that. Sorry. Statement retracted.
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#34 BustaNinja

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:13 PM

Man, get off fA24's nuts. I've wanted to say that for a while (but its in joking fun, and mainly just poking fun at people).

I'm pretty sure FA24 isn't going to personally hunt him down if you don't jump on his bandwagon. I will guess he can take it... seeing as how its a joke, all the people who are right away siding with FA24 should really look at themselves. He's a large burly 20 something guy, who really doesn't need the praise of about 40 pubescent teens to remind him he is cool. Stop taking it seriously. Its just a video about chainsawing people with Nerf guns, and the comment about FA making the Lancer first, true, but there is such a thing as improving on the original.

Yay for being a big huggy group of men :P

Wow, my first emoticon on the Haven. I feel so dirty...

I wanna see the jazz hands too...
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#35 slowguitarman

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:20 PM

Thanks for that post, Crooked, and thanks for taking that stuff back, Langley. No point in having problems because of Nerf.
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#36 halfway33

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:59 PM

there shouldn't be a contest between to amazing works art. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Slowguitarman, with all do respect and honor, Angel was here first and basically revoloutionized modding with his lancer. I personally think angels is better.There shouln't be a contest between two artists and their art. speaking of art what is the difference between porn and art........a government grant. :P
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#37 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 02:26 AM

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#38 Flaming Hilt

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 03:10 AM

I don't mean offense by this, I hope it will be taken as constructive criticism.

I am disappointed.

Not in the results of the vote, but in the video. I just watched three minutes of video which included what took three seconds of filming. The action was... well, it was lame. That's harsh, but in my opinion, true. You pushed chainsaws back and fourth and then someone got cut open. That was it.

I realize it can be hard to make quality videos when dealing with kids' toys, but I don't think there are any excuses for this.

That being said, it did look like you guys had fun. I did chuckle a little. For the smiles, I rejoice.
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#39 VACC

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:24 AM

Christ Allmighty, that was a lot of Drama over the randomly inferred intent of two guys who were playing with toy guns....which is pretty much why we're all here, no?

Boss18, on Mar 17 2009, 07:34 PM, said:

Well I voted Angel, But I'd still like to see both endings, Because I've never met, or even talked to any of them.Apart from the few times I PMed Forsaken on Youtube.So I have to assume Angel, I've heard hes kinda a tall guy, and I also heard hes a body builer.I hope this doesnt sound gay. :blink:



I'm sorry, could someone paraphrase this for me? I can't read it when gay people write.

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#40 slowguitarman

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 07:37 AM

See? Why was there so much drama over that? Yes, the action is lame, but the fun was in making it. I think that the actual battle part of the video was drawn out a little long, personally, but the bloopers were fun. I liked where I was going in for the hit and Forsaken just kept moving backward and then fell down.

And, VACC, I think Boss18 is trying to say *slurp slurp slurp*.
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#41 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:45 AM

It actually took about 45 minutes with pictures and setting things up.
Sorry if we could not smash our Lancers into each other but keep in mind a lot of time and skill went into them.
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#42 Codename Pending

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 09:52 AM

Sweet beans!! We finally get to see the finished product!

That was tons of fun to make and I am glad that it turned out so well. Nothing like keeping the spirit of childhood alive, "A". ;) I'm proud to be an adult who still plays with toys (and when is it not fun to watch grown men act like kids again). I hope everyone sees how much fun they had making it. Sure, its a little cheesy at times, but that that is the beauty of it! The whole filming process was probably like an hour tops. That includes all the takes that were completely useless because there was a flying foot in the air or someone was doing jazz hands instead of getting chainsawed in half, haha.

Overall I think it is a great short clip dEffeminateting two guys doing something they love to do and having fun in the process, nothing more. So don't read to much into it, just take it as it is :D

Edit: Forsaken, you and I must have been posting at the same time..but yeah he is right. A lot of time and effort went into making those Lancers. So, why on earth would they run the risk of breaking them to bits by smashing them into each other and trying to make it look hardcore realistic at the expense of destroying their work?

Edited by Codename: Pending, 18 March 2009 - 10:02 AM.

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#43 nerkum

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 10:07 AM

Good job, entertaining as always. Its always nice to see our hobbies help us make new friends and come up with wacky stuff like this video.

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#44 Daniel Beaver

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 10:40 AM

Buwahhahah, I'm amused. The drama in this thread is its own comedy, as well.
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#45 Boss18

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 02:17 PM

Going to ignore the a awkwardness(sp?) that happened above this post^

Anyway, I think the video would be a million times better with some effects.You should add sound effects at least.Anyway, Neat video!
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 02:23 PM

Boss18, on Mar 18 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

Going to ignore the a awkwardness(sp?) that happened above this post^

Anyway, I think the video would be a million times better with some effects.You should add sound effects at least.Anyway, Neat video!


Again, I just can't understand a single effeminant word you are writing. Can I get a translation here?
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Posted 18 March 2009 - 03:06 PM

Boss18, on Mar 18 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

Going to ignore the a awkwardness(sp?) that happened above this post^

Anyway, I think the video would be a million times better with some effects.You should add sound effects at least.Anyway, Neat video!

There were chainsaws making noise the whole time...
I started laughing as soon as I saw the action.
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#48 Soothsayer

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 03:41 PM

Really not what I expected, but two grown men playing with toy chainsaw guns is always a little humorous.



I'd say the accent is Australian.
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yeah I'm that guy who made that cool thing with the cool paint.


#49 Pearson2

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:25 PM

dude I just you're cool.


This video made me lol lots of times. Maybe its because I know FA well and I've had the privalge of meeting SGM. I thought it was good.

Edited by Pearson2, 18 March 2009 - 04:33 PM.

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#50 Forsaken angel24

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Posted 18 March 2009 - 04:59 PM

Just Some Bob, on Mar 18 2009, 03:30 PM, said:

The video should be taken back into an editor, and every segment of blank screen ought to be reduced to two seconds or less.


I agree with this. I did rush I guess in putting it together.
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I know its bad,
After what we had,
But I’m just not the angel you knew.


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