I like the simplicity of bluntly telling someone "go fuck" them promptly ending my retort. Then if they give me shit about not knowing what I mean, I give em the ol "shut-your-face,-you-goat-roping-ass-chisel."
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 09:49 AM
My favourite comebacks are "I just laughed so hard that my cat vomitted on the floor." or "I just farted so loudly that my cat flew out the window." It usually sends them into a fit of laughter, enough for me to beat them over the head with the nearest available blunt object.
You told me that the other day and didnt hit me in the head...I guess Im just too cool for you!
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 10:02 AM
You probable just didn't look away long enough, or possibly a lack of blunt objects?
And they were sent forth to wage war. Across the blasted asphalt, amongst the steel beasts they cursed the searing heat. In unison with there enviroment they approch the flag. Then.... BAMM!!!
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 10:14 AM
I dont know, maybe because hs pvc stick is only 10 feet long? He missed by me by hundreds of miles...
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 01:04 PM
I hate Nerf Center.
"Do not question that which is. Question that which will never be."
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 07:09 PM
My favorite comeback is "Fuck you."
I find it amusing that this topic started off about Nerf Center, went to flaming 1/2", now it's talking about insults and schlong dongs and what not.
I find it amusing that this topic started off about Nerf Center, went to flaming 1/2", now it's talking about insults and schlong dongs and what not.
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 07:15 PM
I think it is generally becuase we don't really care about this thread, or NC for that matter. Nerfhaven is the source for Nerf now, it's all we will ever need. Great forums, relative maturity, mods, homemades, GrOOvE's comic DBF, movies, and a gallery. Tell me NC is better than that!My favorite comeback is "Fuck you."
I find it amusing that this topic started off about Nerf Center, went to flaming 1/2", now it's talking about insults and schlong dongs and what not.
I came up with a new word... Fuckslinging-pubemower.
Ah, randomness.
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 07:18 PM
I came up with a new word... Fuckslinging-pubemower.
Oh my fuck. I just farted, burped, sneezed, pissed, and hiccupped at the same time. I'm amazed that I didn't explode. But the reason that I didn't is because when bunnies get together they... Wait, what the fuck were we talking about again?
I also came up a with a new word. Shit-mongling-penis-pedal.
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 07:21 PM
You um, didn't shit yourself aswell? That's different. Try to keep that off of the boards from now on.I came up with a new word... Fuckslinging-pubemower.
Oh my fuck. I just farted, burped, sneezed, pissed, and hiccupped at the same time. I'm amazed that I didn't explode. But the reason that I didn't is because when bunnies get together they... Wait, what the fuck were we talking about again?
I also came up a with a new word. Shit-mongling-penis-pedal.
Your word was quite scary, I hope to god theres no such thing as a penis pedal.
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Posted 14 February 2004 - 07:40 PM
You bwoke it.
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